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| Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Blackhacker(m): 6:30am On Nov 30, 2023 |
NB: This is the first 30 seconds you got called into the room. Me: Ask the interviewer, How is your wife and my kids?  59 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by We4all: 7:12am On Nov 30, 2023 |
I once attended an interview grudgingly because I wasn't interested in the position, but also didn't want to appear ungrateful to the person that recommended me. I was asked by the interviewer to sell myself and I boldly told him I didn't know how to. The man just shook his head and I smiled to myself. Good riddance! It was even annoying that we were kept waiting from morning till evening. So for me, that response was just to send them to hell. 66 Likes |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by EtinosaDLaw(m): 9:52am On Nov 30, 2023 |
All I have to do is tell them that Bola Tinubu is my role model, it doesn't even matter if the person is an APC member or not, they already know that my stay there will be marred by phenomenal looting, forgery, incompetence and most importantly, that my credentials are fake! 149 Likes 12 Shares |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Mindlog: 9:52am On Nov 30, 2023 |
Venue: XYZ Neuropsychiatric Hospital. Interviewer: Why do you want to do your practicum (internship) in this facility? Me: Actually, this facility wasn't my first choice as I had interest somewhere else but their openings have been filled and working in a psychiatric facility is trauma unlimited.  One hour later......interview no gree spoil, I sadly collected a letter of acceptance and faced my worst nightmares in psychiatric wards. 58 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by iHart(m): 9:53am On Nov 30, 2023 |
Fart, a loud and smelly one for that matter 34 Likes |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Godfullsam(m): 9:53am On Nov 30, 2023 |
Pollute the air 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Akalia(m): 9:53am On Nov 30, 2023 |
Just talk off point. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by 735i(m): 9:53am On Nov 30, 2023 |
My first statement will be: I hope Friday is half day and you guys serve alcohol during lunch? 78 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Musty112: 9:53am On Nov 30, 2023 |
This one that all of you are looking hungry like this.. 161 Likes 13 Shares |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by paulwez(m): 9:54am On Nov 30, 2023 |
Who is the deputy governor of taraba state? 8 Likes |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by robinso01(m): 9:54am On Nov 30, 2023 |
Me to interviewer : serve me something to drink na 23 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by fnep2smooth(m): 9:55am On Nov 30, 2023 |
I have another job I just want to use this one to add up 33 Likes |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Godfullsam(m): 9:55am On Nov 30, 2023 |
Blackhacker: No body ask you to spoil the family o! 41 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by BigDawsNet: 9:55am On Nov 30, 2023 |
Interviewer : Tell me about ur strengths Me : that receptionist, abeg get me her number... Interviewer : 🫡 25 Likes |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Ayo25: 9:55am On Nov 30, 2023 |
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| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Kongaone: 9:55am On Nov 30, 2023 |
Interviewer: sell yourself Me: if you sell the company it can’t buy me. 50 Likes |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Sofistcatdmoron: 9:56am On Nov 30, 2023 |
Ask the interviewer " why we should we employe you" 4 Likes |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Kongaone: 9:56am On Nov 30, 2023 |
Interviewer: sell yourself Me: To APC or PDP? 14 Likes |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by HeatSeeker(m): 9:57am On Nov 30, 2023 |
Fart 3 Likes |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by joebeckz(m): 9:58am On Nov 30, 2023 |
Interviewer: What are your expectations. Me: How many months will it take me to become CEO here cos I have high ambition and target for myself and this organisation and I don't want to waste time achieving this Sir. 37 Likes |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Fatbam005: 9:58am On Nov 30, 2023 |
I think I am wiser and richer than you all. 10 Likes |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Sniperwallace07(m): 9:58am On Nov 30, 2023 |
Funny comments. 10 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by qanda: 9:58am On Nov 30, 2023 |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Tjra: 9:58am On Nov 30, 2023 |
EtinosaDLaw: Just tell them you will grow their company the way Peter Obi grew the IGR of Anambra state. 16 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by BlackhatMentor: 9:59am On Nov 30, 2023 |
That secretary I saw before entering the room Have big Nyansh o. Can anyone here help me with her number? 26 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Think9ja(m): 9:59am On Nov 30, 2023 |
Please, I need an internship or entry level backend PHP/Laravel developer role. Anybody that can help please 1 Like |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by BlackhatMentor: 10:00am On Nov 30, 2023 |
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| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by illicit(m): 10:03am On Nov 30, 2023 |
Wait o, this one wey fine fine girls full here Shey I go fit concentrate like dis? Hahahaha 😋 😳🙄 29 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Iseoluwani: 10:03am On Nov 30, 2023 |
Me to the interviewer, WHO FARTED?? 10 Likes |
| Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Cheryph200(m): 10:04am On Nov 30, 2023 |
I overheard bomb has been planted somewhere around the vicinity 10 Likes |
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