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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Nonywendy(m): 1:32pm On Nov 30, 2023 |
I will do this
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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by etrange: 1:36pm On Nov 30, 2023 |
735i: At my former place of work, Fridays were half-day during summer and they served bear on Fridays too. So the interviewer might just answer in the affirmative. 1 Like |
Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Vetzy12(f): 2:05pm On Nov 30, 2023 |
I can't come early because I wake up by 10am. So I will work from 12noon till 3pm🤣🤣 2 Likes |
Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Thazard(m): 2:55pm On Nov 30, 2023 |
Mindlog: |
Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Thazard(m): 2:55pm On Nov 30, 2023 |
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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by GentuLion: 4:40pm On Nov 30, 2023 |
Interviewer: What's your salary expectations? Me: You asking, How much are you being paid? Interviewer: What will you bring to the table? Me: What does the table have for me? 1 Like |
Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by 735i(m): 5:07pm On Nov 30, 2023 |
etrange: Shebi you mentioned "summer"? Shey summer dey naija ni? 1 Like |
Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Fountainofyouth(f): 5:33pm On Nov 30, 2023 |
etrange: Definitely not in Nigeria. 1 Like |
Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Exceed15: 5:59pm On Nov 30, 2023 |
Please be quick with your question I have an appointment somewhere. 2 Likes |
Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by africandollar: 6:25pm On Nov 30, 2023 |
Easy peasy, just tear the interviewer one hot fresh and dirty slap for face and immediately start apologizing profusely that you didn’t know what came over you 1 Like |
Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by etrange: 7:22pm On Nov 30, 2023 |
735i: Wetin carry Naija enter this conversation now? Who said the thread only applies to Nigerian interviews? Neither the OP nor your comment specifically mentioned Naija. Be calming down. |
Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Caleb15(m): 9:03pm On Nov 30, 2023 |
Sir, you have bald head. |
Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Maj196(m): 9:24pm On Nov 30, 2023 |
Shit on the floor |
Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by 735i(m): 9:55pm On Nov 30, 2023 |
etrange: Lol. I no vex oh. Na just cruise I dey oh. Collect two bottle of your regular where you dey... send me the bill. Fight no dey am. |
Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Jasonekah98: 10:20pm On Nov 30, 2023 |
Get one table and dance. Simple |
Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Dronedude(m): 12:20am On Dec 01, 2023 |
Interviewer: why should we hire you? Me: Why should you not hire me? Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: If it is here, sir you don't mean well for me. I should be in a better place by God's grace? Interviewer: what experience are you bringing into your job? Me: Hunger... Interviewer: GET OUT!!! |
Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by etrange: 2:25am On Dec 01, 2023 |
735i: I mistakenly took four. Three down, one to go. 🍻
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Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Superpack589: 9:40am On Dec 01, 2023 |
I will complain about everything. Me: As big as this place is, you people don’t even have free Wi-Fi, tv. See the dirty wall, and floor. Don’t you have cleaners? See the way una dress like slaves. You all should be fired. |
Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by nurudeen181(m): 4:51pm On Dec 01, 2023 |
i am more educated than the founder of this place but God places him over me which is why i cant be serving him |
Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by Lemino(m): 8:15pm On Dec 01, 2023 |
A smelly double fart will do the job |
Re: Your Task Is To Spoil A Job Interview In The First 30 Seconds What Will You Do by BluntCrazeMan: 9:48am On Dec 02, 2023 |
Mindlog:You failed the task naa.. |
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