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I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Testiebobo(m): 12:56pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Nowadays eh! Having a girlfriend is equivalent to having the responsibilities as a family man. Because you are not just taking care of her alone, but alongside her friends, family and her entire village. I felt like eating chicken this sunday, so i told her to branch to my house after sunday service. But i lost my appetite when she suggested to invite few of her friends to my house. I was like, dont bother again we will eat chicken on xmas. WHEN I PROPOSED TO YOU, YOU WERE THE ONLY THERE WITH ME. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by dominique(f): 2:07pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
What is the correlation between you feeling like kill chicken and inviting tour girlfriend over? Having a girlfriend/fiance/wife does not make you an invalid. Kill and cook your damn chicken! The girl should better dust her slippers and flee from a broke lazy ass like you to avoid had I known. 4 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by SweetBuns(f): 2:13pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
dominique:Lol @ broke lazy ass Succinctly put 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Dshocker(m): 2:19pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Testiebobo: Na me fail English comprehension, abi na you dey cap nonsense wey i no understand? 5 Likes |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by gasparpisciotta: 2:43pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Testiebobo: No time to waste time |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Nicepoker(m): 3:26pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Two completely lazy and messed up señoritas up there have taken over the thread. 11 Likes |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Balablue64: 4:07pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
dominique: Off point as usual, fucking bitch! 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by dominique(f): 4:09pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Nicepoker: Define lazy? Someone that feels like eating something but had to call his girlfriend over to cook it for him. All you do is shout Nigerian girls are useless fro morning till night but ordinary chicken, you cannot cook on your own. Who is the useless one again? 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Bliztzer: 4:10pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Nicepoker: Don't mind those parasites 3 Likes |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Nicepoker(m): 4:51pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
dominique:This one touch you. 1 Like |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Namaster: 5:28pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
The solution is simple. Fixate on one of her friends. Specifically, one that looks like your GF but better in some way. Maybe, bigger boobs or ass than your girl. Here's what you'll do: 1. Pick the girl. Let's call her Blessing. 2. On a Sunday like this, call your GF and tell her to invite Blessing that you're cooking Jollof Rice. 3. When they come, focus your attention on Blessing. Ask about her work/studies. 4. Ask Blessing about her boyfriend. 5. Make comments like "fine girl like you must have a lot of guys disturbing you for relationship", "your future husband is very lucky" etc 6. Call your GF at random times JUST to ask AFTER Blessing. For instance, ask your GF whether she knows who Blessing is dating. Ask your GF whether she knows what Blessing earns or how well she's doing in school if Blessing is a student. 7. Occasionally mention to yourgirlfriend how Blessing used to be "your type". When she asks "am I not your type?". Tell her she's your type NOW. Blessing was your type in the past. 8. Call your GF and ask her to "greet Blessing for you". 9. Call your GF to invite her to lunch/dinner at your place. But also tell her to invite Blessing when she's coming. 10. IF your GF uploads a picture of herself with Blessing, give your GF a little complement then GUSH over Blessing. Start complementing individual parts of Blessing from head to toe. This strategy will achieve 1 or more of 4 Whicresults: 1. Your GF gets sense and stop inviting her friends to your place. 2. Blessing gets uncomfortable around you and she doesn't come to your place. 3. Blessing falls for you and you get yourself an additional pussy. 4. Your GF leaves you. Whichever one it is, the nonsense STOPS. 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by dominique(f): 5:49pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Nicepoker: Yes it did, that Nigerian men are confessing with their own hands how lazy and useless they are. I'm truly touched! |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Nicepoker(m): 5:53pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
dominique:A guy made the decision to kill his chicken. He invited the babe. The babe in turn decided to come with her hungry team. Pls who is lazy and useless here.? 8 Likes |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Nobody: 5:53pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
I also don't understand you..😏😏😏 Dshocker: |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Nobody: 5:56pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
You're insulting a moderator? Get ready to be banned for 20 years. Balablue64: |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by id4sho(m): 6:15pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Testiebobo:Fire on, I dey with you |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by TimT: 6:20pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Lol.. chicken hungry you, why not cook and eat it and invite your girl... Okay ,now wey she say she wan invite others, why not simply take only her out, or u cook it some other day...? This one you are bringing it here for what purpose? To tarnished the image of your girl or the image of "Girls" generally? Na wa o... Every little thing na to come online to talk down on others |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Shalommy(f): 6:34pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Samantha124:AMEBO... They send you? Ban him for what exactly? 2 Likes |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Shalommy(f): 6:37pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
dominique:First time seeing you beef like this. Chaii... I love the swag. 2 Likes |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Balablue64: 7:21pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Samantha124:I knew it was a moderator before insulting it, even with 600 years ban we will still do nairaland, without even batting an eyelid. 1 Like |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Dshocker(m): 8:07pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Samantha124: I was asking the OP, if i failed my English class in school, because the message is different from the heading. |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Nobody: 8:20pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Thank you for the translation... Dshocker: |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Starboytwo(m): 8:24pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Make una dey calm down, the shots fired here pass Isreal/Hamas own. |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Dshocker(m): 8:32pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Samantha124: You are welcome... How is South Africa & South Africans? |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Nobody: 8:49pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
We're okay, I can't complain... You? Dshocker: |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Yugoslavia247(m): 11:09pm On Dec 10, 2023 |
Some women will never enjoy their marriage. Look at the entitled homosapiens with female genitals above and confirm this. Like a woman with such mindset carries it on to marriage. Oh you think it stops after marriage. Lol dey play. They will torture the husband with their entitlement till he retreats from himself or get divorced They will pass the entitlement to the children and make them enemies to their Fathers They will do adultery to fulfil that entitlement of theirs. Be wary of them above me. 3 Likes |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by BabbanBura(m): 1:39am On Dec 11, 2023 |
Namaster: You na correct badass wallai. However if you are dealing with an extremely jealous girlfriend who can't trade you for anything, na fire u and blessing dey play with. |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Dshocker(m): 12:05pm On Dec 11, 2023 |
Samantha124: Just here chilling, suffering from bad government |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Nobody: 12:27pm On Dec 11, 2023 |
Most of you guys just love complaining but not taking any action. If I ask you now what is it that you're doing to help change that bad government, what would you say? Dshocker: |
Re: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Dshocker(m): 7:08pm On Dec 11, 2023 |
Samantha124: Samantha honestly i have nothing to say. I am from the South East of Nigeria, but other parts of Nigeria see them as their enemy and rival, particularly the Yorubas & Hausa/Fulani. And all these started after the 1967 civil war between the Biafrans(igbos) & the Nigerian army. SAMANTHA the story is so long that i will have to use 6 months to break it down for you. We've not progressed due to Ethnicity & Religion. |
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