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Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by GreaterFuture(m): 10:01pm On Dec 25, 2023
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Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by Collins0609(m): 10:03pm On Dec 25, 2023
Never attached anything to anything
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by Keepamsafe: 10:05pm On Dec 25, 2023
I was the one that did it not someone.
I just had to borrow money from 3 different loan app because im meeting a new girl today.

Luckily, we met and I spent the whole 50k I borrowed from loan app and yet, she refused to follow me home.

Im lying in bed now alone and sad. Hook up 7k, but I spent 50k today yet no sex and im broke now like a church rat now
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by Illegal1(m): 10:10pm On Dec 25, 2023
OMEGA009:
Not someone, me. I spent over 1.8m on gifts for the family but unfortunately, no one got me anything. Not even a lollipop. Anyways, that’s the joy of parenthood, I guess.
omoh........senior man,dis ur picture jst dey make me laff.


lyk who go open eye buy dis kind goat wen be lyk wetin oracle reject
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by ExudeLoveToAll: 10:48pm On Dec 25, 2023
FeliciaOja:
Lol just last Wednesday One mugu transferred 70k to my Opay after lying to him that I will like to play truth or dare in his apartment this xmas
To be fair, the guy had no chance at all
I even lied to him that I'll bring my girls over
That I stay in opposite pinacle gas station lekki
Last last I still regret blocking him...
Your type are all over the interest, they are called romance scammers, yahoo boys and girls, fraudsters etc

Many days for the thief one day for the owner . Waterloo loading
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by educhigo:
A girl breakup with me over 9months ago come to my house today Christmas to ask me money for making her head... cry cry cry cry cry cry
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by obaidan: 11:04pm On Dec 25, 2023
xmas wey we suppose dey use dey feed d poor...
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by judgementyard(m): 11:12pm On Dec 25, 2023
youngberry001:
here my boys at check point saying they will thief our oga chicken to celebrates Christmas grin



#military
If oga wife catch Dem..na day ozar room Dem go dey till next year 🤔
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by ItisWell22(f): 12:34am On Dec 26, 2023
Keepamsafe:
I was the one that did it not someone.
I just had to borrow money from 3 different loan app because im meeting a new girl today.
Luckily, we met and I spent the whole 50k I borrowed from loan app and yet, she refused to follow me home.
Im lying in bed now alone and sad. Hook up 7k, but I spent 50k today yet no sex and im broke now like a church rat now
The Lord heal you. 😢

educhigo:
A girl breakup with me over 9months ago come to my house today Christmas to ask me money for making her head... cry cry cry cry cry cry
No be only her head.
Include her brain… 🥱

ExudeLoveToAll:
Your type are all over the interest, they are called romance scammers, yahoo boys and girls, fraudsters etc
Many days for the thief one day for the owner . Waterloo loading
If you work with EFCC or any of the anti crime agencies, criminals go hear am specially.
The disgust you feel towards them is so obvious from your comments.
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by DestinedForGrea: 1:07am On Dec 26, 2023
Keepamsafe:
I was the one that did it not someone.
I just had to borrow money from 3 different loan app because im meeting a new girl today.

Luckily, we met and I spent the whole 50k I borrowed from loan app and yet, she refused to follow me home.

Im lying in bed now alone and sad. Hook up 7k, but I spent 50k today yet no sex and im broke now like a church rat now
It's not being broke that is the issue. It's when those apps start disturbing you to pay back their loans that you'll know what being broke really is! grin
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by KOMBE: 1:55am On Dec 26, 2023
Alexlalax1:
My neighbor after cooking a sumptuous meal with his hard earned money, served part of he food out of pity to a street beggar who was one of the people that voted this present hardship into power.
Please block that neighbour, I have never seen this kind of foolishness
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by Lumig: 2:21am On Dec 26, 2023
What this other gender make men do in the name of love and responsibilities is unfathomable.
Men most times no dey get brain cells in their skulls
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by SharingIsLife(m): 3:49am On Dec 26, 2023
bigcasava1:
but they no dey mine skull or fuvk cow
You kill some1 with this comment.
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by NNicewitchh: 4:57am On Dec 26, 2023
Offpointng:
Ip-ob men dem. see em with em pot belly

Greatest simps of men we have in Nigeria sad
wanted to challenge your stupidity but your name portrays it's degree on your lineage
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by imagrg(m): 5:21am On Dec 26, 2023
A man drank beer to stupor and defecated in his trousers.

See my siggy below and thank me later!
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by MMWandali: 5:25am On Dec 26, 2023
Murder spouse, parents, children
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by Ashawoman82: 5:41am On Dec 26, 2023
Keepamsafe:
I was the one that did it not someone.
I just had to borrow money from 3 different loan app because im meeting a new girl today.

Luckily, we met and I spent the whole 50k I borrowed from loan app and yet, she refused to follow me home.

Im lying in bed now alone and sad. Hook up 7k, but I spent 50k today yet no sex and im broke now like a church rat now
guy, just 10k out of that money would have hooked u up with a better girl wey go suck Ur dick and Bleep u so tey u will loose Ur sex libido..lol, your mumu is legendary bro.
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by PaZwoD: 5:49am On Dec 26, 2023
FeliciaOja:
Lol just last Wednesday One mugu transferred 70k to my Opay after lying to him that I will like to play truth or dare in his apartment this xmas
To be fair, the guy had no chance at all
I even lied to him that I'll bring my girls over
That I stay in opposite pinacle gas station lekki
Last last I still regret blocking him...
This is an untainted fraud.
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by Free2Fly: 6:06am On Dec 26, 2023
Alexlalax1:
My neighbor after cooking a sumptuous meal with his hard earned money, served part of he food out of pity to a street beggar who was one of the people that voted this present hardship into power.
...things, not people abeg.

Those who voted for that old, clueless geriatric are things, not people
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by 7upnigeria: 7:45am On Dec 26, 2023
bigcasava1:
but they no dey mine skull or fuvk cow
Dey play. Otokoto na hausa man abi na Yobe state okija shrine dey?
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by rildwanullahi(m): 7:53am On Dec 26, 2023
FeliciaOja:
Lol just last Wednesday One mugu transferred 70k to my Opay after lying to him that I will like to play truth or dare in his apartment this xmas
To be fair, the guy had no chance at all
I even lied to him that I'll bring my girls over
That I stay in opposite pinacle gas station lekki
Last last I still regret blocking him...
you smart for your mind. So na you scam my guy
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by buhariguy(m): 8:12am On Dec 26, 2023
Alexlalax1:
My neighbor after cooking a sumptuous meal with his hard earned money, served part of he food out of pity to a street beggar who was one of the people that voted this present hardship into power.
that was the best thing to do
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by KosiGee(m): 8:12am On Dec 26, 2023
Offpointng:
Ip-ob men dem. see em with em pot belly

Greatest simps of men we have in Nigeria sad
They are not ipob or even related to anything ipob. You need to heal, it’s nearly end of 2023 but your insanity isn’t showing signs of improvement.
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by RepoMan007: 8:25am On Dec 26, 2023
Transformation by a woman to monitor a witchcraft victim in esedo. Lol.
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by tellwisdom: 8:55am On Dec 26, 2023
FeliciaOja:
Lol just last Wednesday One mugu transferred 70k to my Opay after lying to him that I will like to play truth or dare in his apartment this xmas
To be fair, the guy had no chance at all
I even lied to him that I'll bring my girls over
That I stay in opposite pinacle gas station lekki
Last last I still regret blocking him...
Yahoo gurl. Oya send me 20k make I take drink beer
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by GreatOchuks: 9:55am On Dec 26, 2023
Keepamsafe:
I was the one that did it not someone.
I just had to borrow money from 3 different loan app because im meeting a new girl today.

Luckily, we met and I spent the whole 50k I borrowed from loan app and yet, she refused to follow me home.

Im lying in bed now alone and sad. Hook up 7k, but I spent 50k today yet no sex and im broke now like a church rat now
You deserve an award
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by ak22(m): 10:10am On Dec 26, 2023
One guy trying to still transformer cable in my area and he died in the process.
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by Oyindidi(f): 2:04pm On Dec 26, 2023
Offpointng:
Ip-ob men dem. see em with em pot belly

Greatest simps of men we have in Nigeria sad
Get sense
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by Alexlalax1(m): 4:26pm On Dec 26, 2023
buhariguy:
that was the best thing to do
are you sick or something
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by Johilo(m): 4:27pm On Dec 26, 2023
A nairalander borrowed money from 3 loan apps and spent roughly 45k on the girl and still gave her 5k for T-fare
Re: What's The Most Absurd Thing You Heard Someone Did Because Of Christmas?(Photos) by egopersonified(f): 5:42pm On Dec 26, 2023
OMEGA009:
Not someone, me. I spent over 1.8m on gifts for the family but unfortunately, no one got me anything. Not even a lollipop. Anyways, that’s the joy of parenthood, I guess.
This is common when you give. People just assume you have everything. I have a bottle of unopened Eva wine in my room from 2 years ago. Someone I am about 15 years older than was celebrating his birthday and gave me the wine, the day after his birthday because I was too old to attend. I cried with joy when I got home that day for receiving a gift I felt I didn't deserve. I refused to drink that wine till today. So anytime I look at it, I remember the boy and the joy of receiving.

Sorry for the epistle
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