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My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi: 12:01am On Feb 02 |
Before you read this, I urge you to grab a popcorn, groundnut, or even water and drop just a little on the floor to appease my ancestors on my behalf. I never thought a day like this would come so fast even though I anticipated it... I have always looked up to a lot of great Nairalanders like NwaAmaikpe, I wanted to help make the world a better place by letting a lot of women get to experience orgasm just like NwaAmaikpe. Isn't that ambitious enough? I figured out that since I'm going to be 22 in less than 2 months, it is time to listen to my friends who now believed I was either impotent, asexual, or devoid of these feelings that made a man's gidigidi a workaholic. One thing nobody knows is that I'm a virgin After I came across a Nairalander's (@Helpfulboy) post of how his first sexperience was horrible, I decided I wouldn't let the God of my Mother stop me from practicing... Who would want his wife to point her oily fingers at him for not being able to satisfy her? Loading... |
Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi: 12:09am On Feb 02 |
I called my friend Paul and told him of how I wanted to go back to the ministry, that news alone made Paul forget about all his problems and how Nigeria has sucked him dry; he was so excited I thought if I was the one doing the do or him. I wasn't really feel Hot but why should I worry since I was him with the erection of a rigor mortis. Somehow, I withdrew my last penny, walked round to make a selection and settled for the first girl we met. ... |
Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi: 12:19am On Feb 02 |
This was my first time in a brothel, the girl must have been so surprised to see a handsome man with beautiful eyes and hair that she asked me a weird question like which tribe you be? It was clear to me that I was going to embarrass myself there, she did everything to make my mighty iroko tree stand like a champion but it kept nodding up and down like a drunkard. I was too ashamed [s]to beat her up, get my money,and beat those who would want to help her,[/s] not because of her, but for a man who believed in doing the thang at the right time; it was clear I would have disgraced myself when I try to log into my virgin wifeðŸ˜. I guess I was anxious, thinking of other things, and thinking of my mother's teachings. Oh, SuperOnyi, the son of Eje! |
Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi: 12:23am On Feb 02 |
What do I do?? I wish I listened to my friends earlier and started having sex years ago, don't tell me to focus on my life because I am doing so! I thought by staying away from sex, o wouldn't end up breaking the hearts of these women but I still did even as a virgin. |
Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi: 12:28am On Feb 02 |
Nlfpmod, could it be anxiety? Or is it wrong to remain a virgin for so long? |
Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by gaby(m): 12:39am On Feb 02 |
Kai....my boy don disvirgin..... |
Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi: 12:41am On Feb 02 |
gaby: Sir, I couldn't do anything — I kept hearing my mother's words... I was so ashamed, I paid money for nothing ðŸ˜. 1 Like |
Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by gaby(m): 12:45am On Feb 02 |
SuperOnyi: |
Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi: 12:49am On Feb 02 |
gaby: I need help because things just got scary, I was too focused on hustling; now, I can't even tell my friends that I'm actually a virgin in my 20s because they won't believe. Even the girl didn't even believe when I said I haven't done this in a long time, I couldn't tell her I was a novice . Nairaland help me ! 1 Like |
Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by Psady(m): 7:03am On Feb 02 |
If the urge to do it wasn't there ,then why bother going to a brothel ? Feel relaxed ,that time would come. |
Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by Therock5555(m): 7:49am On Feb 02 |
Your first sex shouldn't be with a hoe, know this and know peace. It takes a level of semi-craze to deal with hookers, if you're still inexperienced, face upcoming hoes who haven't known the right side of the business. |
Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi: 8:18am On Feb 02 |
Therock5555: I've had sexual encounters with girls years ago but I didn't want penetrative sex, so yesterday, I felt I could do it even if I didn't have much interest since it was my first time in a brothel. I also didn't want to embarrass myself with a girl that knows me so I wanted to "service" myself and get ready for the things of this world . Plus these girls all end up hooked. |
Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi: 8:21am On Feb 02 |
Psady: I understand you, boss. However, I also feel so angry for not having penetrative sex earlier — my friend urged me to do it instead of always procrastinating to avoid embarrassing myself when I get my own inexperienced girl. |
Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by Therock5555(m): 8:33am On Feb 02 |
SuperOnyi: I still go with my stand, brothels are not for newbies, those hoes can smell your naivety from a million miles away. Try a regular girl, even if it means inducing her with cash, shebi na the same money you for spend for brothel. 3 Likes |
Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi: 8:38am On Feb 02 |
Therock5555: You're right, bro. She really did sense it because I ended up losing money and didn't do shit; I guess she thought I was ajebo because of how I looked. I could even tell she knew or was contemplating if I've ever been to a brothel before... But bro, what if I embarrass myself again? |
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Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by Dilijingsly(m): 2:21pm On Feb 02 |
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Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by Therock5555(m): 12:51pm On Feb 03 |
SuperOnyi: Failure does not mean you can't get something right next time. The real failure is giving up. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi: 1:13pm On Feb 03 |
Therock5555: Thanks alot man |
Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by Geovanni412(m): 2:18pm On Feb 03 |
SuperOnyi: Op, do you watch porn or engage in masturbation? It's an important question because there is something called porn induced erectile dysfunction If your answer is yes, stay off porn for 1-2 months then try again. 1 Like |
Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by SuperOnyi: 2:34pm On Feb 03 |
Geovanni412: Yes, I do — I've already started staying away from them. |
Re: My Thang Just Disgraced Me In A Brothel 18+ by Geovanni412(m): 2:44pm On Feb 03 |
SuperOnyi: Great. I recommend you download Scott Young's book 'how to change a habit'. It is a small book that will guide you through the entire process. If you can stay 30 days off porn/masturbation following required measures, it becomes easy to maintain the lifestyle. 1 Like 1 Share |
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