At 5 this morning, I was smoking weed to help prepare me for the day. Then I heard a girls moan. Damn, that girl bad gan. It was in slow motion and in low pitch. If a girl moan for you like that you’ll cum in two seconds.


I located the room the moan was coming from (same house and it was my junior bro’s room) and stood right in front of the door, resting my back on the wall with only boxer on. I rested my foot on the wall. I used my right hand to grabbed my dlck, my left hand rubbing and drawing my beards and I smiling very hard. Right there brethren it was as if I was in the party. I was seeing it live, this time gan Na me deh do the fvcking with the girl for that room. Asin the moan con deh burst my head.


Only God knows how long I must have stood there fantasizing. Then I heard “good morning bros”


I turned to look who said it and I saw my bro and the moanist girl standing at the door and looking at me holding and groping my dlck.


Then I got to realize what was happening and I replied

“Good morning my brotherrrr!!!! Abeg gimme your android charger, I been deh knock since, you nor answer, it seems you were really tired last night”


He; “but bros you nor get android phone Na”

Me; I know, I wan use am charge power bank.

That was how I collected charger I have no use for.

Mehn, I deh go work.

you just typed this stupid shitty epistle this morning.....you are really stupid gan ni.

U're really stupid.

Idiot

I know u lied,not to worry i still believed the lies

The story actually made me chuckle.

Ur posts usually get me in stitches . Just keep doing ur thing Stupidity. U no get problem .

Ure not only Stupid, but Jobless

Lol...

Abeg dey go work cox dey go soon play return leg.

I weak for your matter

Dis guy don use his sense play bet9ja.. I don laugh tire afta imagining d whole scenario

....u smoke weed

u always make me laf

One man's finger is another man's di.ck

Is this your stupidity a voluntary or involuntary action??

Wat's that your name again.......