I once went to visit my babe in the female hostel at the University and we both slept off.

I woke up by 9:32pm and there was serious problem because guys were not allowed in the hostel beyond 9:00pm. 😭😭
My babe peeped outside and saw girls were already naked. She told me I am finished if I come out.

She suggested that I should wear her clothes and cover my face with a long hair tie and walk out of the hostel like a lady but I was scared cos I was gonna see many naked girls
I asked my babe how understanding her roommates could be and she said one of them was a fellowship Mama that will surely report if she knew 😮‍💨

My babe said she would go outside and tell them snake had entered the room but I said no that they were gonna go call security or so.
I told my babe to bring her wig and a wrapper, she brought it and I wore it and covered myself with the wrapper and asked her to tell her roommates when they come in that I was her friend who came to see her and was sick and couldn't go back to my hostel in Annex.
I slept on the bed with my face to the wall. She slept on the bed with me. Her roommates came in gisting, and asked who I was. she repeated what I said.

One of them came close to touch my neck and was like her body is not really hot na

My babe said "Yes, She just took drugs"
Next thing I heard was "Can I pray for her?" That was the fellowship mama. 🙆🏾‍♂️

She said I should just turn my face and have faith that it's gonna be well. But my babe was very smart and told the Mama that I was a Jehovah's witness member and I won't like it.

I was so scared 🤣
The Mama eventually left to have her bath with other roommates. I was still scared.

My babe tapped me and said "babe I'm scared, what do we do?"

I told her I was gonna stay in the hostel till 6:00pm the next day when boys are allowed in, so I can leave.

We agreed.
We slept and I didn't know when I started snoring. 😭 My babe tapped me and whispered you are snoring like a man. 😭

Na so sleep take vanish for my eyes 🤣

I could not sleep again. My Nokia phone battery was almost dead. I stayed up till the next morning.
Around 4:00pm, one of her roommates asked, "Your friend is still sick?"

My babe answered "Yes".

The girl said we should go to the school clinic so that someone's child would not die in the room ooo.

Then she went out and to have her bath.
The fellowship mama came back and didn't say a word. Now it was 6:00pm, and I had the chance to leave the hostel freely as a guy but the roommates were still inside the room. 😭
When it was 7:00pm, my babe sent me a text and said she was going to ask her roommates to join her she can buy food for them. That once I hear them leave, I should wait for 7 minutes and leave the room immediately.
My babe then asked her roommates to join her go eat. They all agreed except the mama 😭

This fellowship mama said she was OK and didn't want to eat. I felt like dying. So, the other girl said let's go together, so they left.
Next thing I felt was a touch.

The mama touched me and said "Mr Man, you can leave our hostel now. Don't think I'm stupid. I saw your shoe under the bed. I heard when you were snoring like a pig. It's either you come down now and leave or I call the security for you".
Brothers and sisters, I came down from the bed and thanked her very well.

She then invited me to their fellowship with a serious threat that I must attend or else she will expose everything 🤣🤣

To cut the long story short, that was how I started playing drums at Fellowship in my school 😂😂😂😂
Jimax

Culled from Facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/100090443467178/posts/pfbid0As8H738J63HDrGtDDCyfJC6BYmk6g1VwLJRyHod8HrYTN7Rm1sVJevdgGNdqznhVl/?mibextid=I6gGtw

Funny 😃, my first laugh 😂 today

I've read it before but...
Damn it's still funny!

Just read it on X now. Very funny.

Mikespecialone:
Funny 😃, my first laugh 😂 today

same here. I can relate cos back then in uni, I lived in hotel all through

Figger:
same here. I can relate cos back then in uni, I lived in hotel all through

Same here too , back then in Akoka

Lolz

Meanwhile

She must have really like you

😂😂😂😂

What men go through just to access the vagina of a woman....

This I have seen.

Mikespecialone:


Same here too , back then in Akoka

you sabi suck toto

Oh I enjoyed this…the author should become a professional writer. 😂😂😂😂 I caught myself scared for you and praying you escaped at last…cos I know women!

Which kind super story be this wan
🤣

Pls who can send me the PDF of Small business big money and how to sell to Nigerians by Akin Alabi

Philip4564:
Pls who can send me the PDF of Small business big money and how to sell to Nigerians by Akin Alabi

Sadly, I don't. Please, when you get it, please quote me so that I'll forward my number to you. I need it too.

fuckJones:
A THREAD

I once went to visit my babe in the female hostel at the University and we both slept off.

I woke up by 9:32pm and there was serious problem because guys were not allowed in the hostel beyond 9:00pm. 😭😭
My babe peeped outside and saw girls were already naked. She told me I am finished if I come out.

She suggested that I should wear her clothes and cover my face with a long hair tie and walk out of the hostel like a lady but I was scared cos I was gonna see many naked girls
I asked my babe how understanding her roommates could be and she said one of them was a fellowship Mama that will surely report if she knew 😮‍💨

My babe said she would go outside and tell them snake had entered the room but I said no that they were gonna go call security or so.
I told my babe to bring her wig and a wrapper, she brought it and I wore it and covered myself with the wrapper and asked her to tell her roommates when they come in that I was her friend who came to see her and was sick and couldn't go back to my hostel in Annex.
I slept on the bed with my face to the wall. She slept on the bed with me. Her roommates came in gisting, and asked who I was. she repeated what I said.

One of them came close to touch my neck and was like her body is not really hot na

My babe said "Yes, She just took drugs"
Next thing I heard was "Can I pray for her?" That was the fellowship mama. 🙆🏾‍♂️

She said I should just turn my face and have faith that it's gonna be well. But my babe was very smart and told the Mama that I was a Jehovah's witness member and I won't like it.

I was so scared 🤣
The Mama eventually left to have her bath with other roommates. I was still scared.

My babe tapped me and said "babe I'm scared, what do we do?"

I told her I was gonna stay in the hostel till 6:00pm the next day when boys are allowed in, so I can leave.

We agreed.
We slept and I didn't know when I started snoring. 😭 My babe tapped me and whispered you are snoring like a man. 😭

Na so sleep take vanish for my eyes 🤣

I could not sleep again. My Nokia phone battery was almost dead. I stayed up till the next morning.
Around 4:00pm, one of her roommates asked, "Your friend is still sick?"

My babe answered "Yes".

The girl said we should go to the school clinic so that someone's child would not die in the room ooo.

Then she went out and to have her bath.
The fellowship mama came back and didn't say a word. Now it was 6:00pm, and I had the chance to leave the hostel freely as a guy but the roommates were still inside the room. 😭
When it was 7:00pm, my babe sent me a text and said she was going to ask her roommates to join her she can buy food for them. That once I hear them leave, I should wait for 7 minutes and leave the room immediately.
My babe then asked her roommates to join her go eat. They all agreed except the mama 😭

This fellowship mama said she was OK and didn't want to eat. I felt like dying. So, the other girl said let's go together, so they left.
Next thing I felt was a touch.

The mama touched me and said "Mr Man, you can leave our hostel now. Don't think I'm stupid. I saw your shoe under the bed. I heard when you were snoring like a pig. It's either you come down now and leave or I call the security for you".
Brothers and sisters, I came down from the bed and thanked her very well.

She then invited me to their fellowship with a serious threat that I must attend or else she will expose everything 🤣🤣

To cut the long story short, that was how I started playing drums at Fellowship in my school 😂😂😂😂

- Culled from Facebook.

It's old but it Never gets stale to me

PinkNature:


Sadly, I don't. Please, when you get it, please quote me so that I'll forward my number to you. I need it too.

Alright hopefully someone here will help me with it

🤣😂😅😀😃😁

Two things stand out to me in the story;

- If it was a girl who got stuck in a boy's hostel, there's 99% chance that she isn't going to make it out in one piece. Not to mention how she might unsuccessfully get to disguise herself.


- So nobody is calling the man a slut who's lost value and is destroying his future, huh? A young man sent to school to learn, having a girlfriend up till the point of staying past the visiting time for boys. So shameful.

.

Zzz.

And your Moniker is reading female, I hope OP is not using it to defraud unsuspecting men here?

Funny but too glib to be true.

Hahahahahaha

Story sounds made up. He should've apologize and left asap.

As soon as it 9pm girls just strip abi? Wyf

I've nothing to contribute to this fiction.

Mtcheeeew

I swear this story funny and it just made me laugh tonight.

Kk

Mikespecialone:
Funny 😃, my first laugh 😂 today

You and me both 😄
That "Fellowship Mama" sef taya persin 😅