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You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

Some guys will buy big ass twice...

I heard somewhere that if some men were given clay to mould their perfect woman the clay would finish on the ass alone!

OP this budget tight o... How person Wan take navigate this one so?

Abeg upgrade the budget to at least 2k!

Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

1000naira can't do me abeg!!!☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

Big ass 500
Intelligence 500

As i no plan to marry for now, I no need her faithfulness but she go use her intelligence help me make more money to build another complete package wey i go con marry later

Its a win win for us

drimzsmoke:
1000naira can't do me abeg!!!☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

The Economy is hard, try and manage

EmperorCaesar:


Big ass 500
Intelligence 500

As i no plan to marry for now, I no need her faithfulness but she go use her intelligence help me make more money to build another complete package wey i go con marry later

Its a win win for us

no you no want good cook?

brain54:
Some guys will buy big ass twice...

I heard somewhere that if some men were given clay to mould their perfect woman the clay would finish on the ass alone!

OP this budget tight o... How person Wan take navigate this one so?

Abeg upgrade the budget to at least 2k!

Lol the economy is hard, manage the 1k and buy those things you need

Respectful 300
Beautiful 200

Does it but if it’s what I really want

Big pillow boobs 500
Big water melon ass 500

I go borrow 200 extra mold good energetic in bed

Big ass 500#
Godly 300#
Beauty 200#

PS: Give me 500# loan, make I add big breast. I go pay after the breast don fall

brain54:
Some guys will buy big ass twice...

I heard somewhere that if some men were given clay to mould their perfect woman the clay would finish on the ass alone!

OP this budget tight o... How person Wan take navigate this one so?

Abeg upgrade the budget to at least 2k!

I swear, 2k still dey manageable, 1K can't do anything!!!☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

Localemperor:
The Economy is hard, try and manage

Exactly, Na why 1K no fit do wetyn dey ground now. Dollar don spoil everything, gimme 2K abeg!!!!🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

drimzsmoke:
I swear, 2k still dey manageable, 1K can't do anything!!!☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

endure the economy is hard, make do with what you have

drimzsmoke:
Exactly, Na why 1K no fit do wetyn dey ground now. Dollar don spoil everything, gimme 2K abeg!!!!🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

if I give you 2k, the price go still go up because of inflation

Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

Ok let me try and work on your budget...

Big breasts- not a fan of excessive kegs same time no be say make it too flat like slippers. At least make it dey a bit average and in standing position so I would spend 50 out of my 500 budget.

Faithful - I don't like to share so will spend my maximum budget here. So 300 for faithfulness.

Intelligence - I am actually turned on by intellectual females. But since I am working on a rigid budget I will go for slightly above average. So willing to splash 250 here.

Beauty- just be okay and look presentable to me. Hmmm... 50.(if money dey I for increase)

Godly - I no want religious fanatic. Just a regular person of faith so maybe 25 dey okay.

Respect - average for nice because me too I can handle most of her f-ups. But since it's a budget then slightly below average can be tolerated. So I will pay 80 for respect.

Big ass- Also not a fan of excess baggage. Average is fine but since budget dey tight I can manage and cope with normal which should be 50 Abi. Less work with that and see how it goes with time.

Good in bed- tricky decision and choice here. I don't want a log of wood as mate. But no cash... 15.. Maybe with time we can learn new things. If she is teachable and willing to change. But not from the basics.

Good cook - I can cook but don't expect me to cook all the time. At the same time I am not choosy or picky with food. Just don't be a terrible cook. I can tolerate your crapy food once in a while. But not all the time. So 10 is okay. This also is teachable and learnable. So room exists for improvement.

Funny - 5 is okay by me. At least have a sense of humor to understand my terrible jokes. I didn't marry a comedian. I want funny we go to bovi's show.

OP add up... If it still surpasses the 1000 budget... Well, then God help me!

Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

Wicked sombori 😂

Me I can't just decide , I go first do like say I wan consider other things like intelligence and beauty.. last last still settle for big breast and big ass.

I can't come and kill myself with thinking 😂

Goodlyhrt:
Wicked sombori 😂

Me I can't just decide , I go first do like say I wan consider other things like intelligence and beauty.. last last still settle for big breast and big ass.

I can't come and kill myself with thinking 😂

e no gree you choose abi ... Just go with a girl that has big ass and big breasts for good character and the rest.

brain54:
Ok let me try and work on your budget...

Big breasts- not a fan of excessive kegs same time no be say make it too flat like slippers. At least make it dey a bit average and in standing position so I would spend 50 out of my 500 budget.

Faithful - I don't like to share so will spend my maximum budget here. So 300 for faithfulness.

Intelligence - I am actually turned on by intellectual females. But since I am working on a rigid budget I will go for slightly above average. So willing to splash 250 here.

Beauty- just be okay and look presentable to me. Hmmm... 50.(if money dey I for increase)

Godly - I no want religious fanatic. Just a regular person of faith so maybe 25 dey okay.

Respect - average for nice because me too I can handle most of her f-ups. But since it's a budget then slightly below average can be tolerated. So I will pay 80 for respect.

Big ass- Also not a fan of excess baggage. Average is fine but since budget dey tight I can manage and cope with normal which should be 50 Abi. Less work with that and see how it goes with time.

Good in bed- tricky decision and choice here. I don't want a log of wood as mate. But no cash... 15.. Maybe with time we can learn new things. If she is teachable and willing to change. But not from the basics.

Good cook - I can cook but don't expect me to cook all the time. At the same time I am not choosy or picky with food. Just don't be a terrible cook. I can tolerate your crapy food once in a while. But not all the time. So 10 is okay. This also is teachable and learnable. So room exists for improvement.

Funny - 5 is okay by me. At least have a sense of humor to understand my terrible jokes. I didn't marry a comedian. I want funny we go to bovi's show.

OP add up... If it still surpasses the 1000 budget... Well, then God help me!

I Just dey try imagine the kind of girl way you just create like this, the thing dey like dragon for my imagination..

richiemcgold:

I won't even spend the whole 1k.

900 Naira is okay.

Intelligence = N500
Good In Bed = N200
Good Cook = N200

But if I must compulsorily use the whole 1k, then the remaining 100 naira will go for half-beauty. When a woman is too beautiful sef na wahala. Average beauty is okay. That's 1k. 😜

abi just use the remaining 100 naira collect ass 50 and breast 50

Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

Wife
Intelligence 500
Faithful 300
Good in bed 200
I go collect loan so I can buy respect

I am sorry for a lot of choices made up there. Without respect, you can never enjoy others.

Respectful - 300 (someone who is respectful is automatically faithful)
Good cook - 200
Good in bed - 200 (big breast and big ass are waste of fund if not good in bed)
Funny - 300.

With these, you would have rest of mind and be a happy man.

Hardunmhi:
Wife
Intelligence 500
Faithful 300
Good in bed 200
I go collect loan so I can buy respect

What if your wife come ugly like Dragon..

Intelligence 500
Faithful 300
Beauty 200

BleedGraphix:
I am sorry for a lot of choices made up there. Without respect, you can never enjoy others.

Respectful - 300 (someone who is respectful is automatically faithful)
Good cook - 200
Good in bed - 200 (big breast and big ass are waste of fund if not good in bed)
Funny - 300.

With these, you would have rest of mind and be a happy man.

Someone that respects you can still cheat. There is little or no correlation between respect and faithfulness.

Why waste 300 on a funny woman

Boss this your budget too tight...

Hemart:
Intelligence 500
Faithful 300
Beauty 200

what about good cook? Nothing spoils once day like a poorly cooked food.

BleedGraphix:
I am sorry for a lot of choices made up there. Without respect, you can never enjoy others.

Respectful - 300 (someone who is respectful is automatically faithful)
Good cook - 200
Good in bed - 200 (big breast and big ass are waste of fund if not good in bed)
Funny - 300.

With these, you would have rest of mind and be a happy man.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dey play, sogbo!!!
You no buy faithful, you no buy Godly, you konn think say you go get peace of mind. Okan e o ni bale,it's not a curse!!!

drimzsmoke:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dey play, sogbo!!!
You no buy faithful, you no buy Godly, you konn think say you go get peace of mind. Again, dey play!!!

oga na funds I dey manage oo. A woman who isn't faithful doesn't respect you. Godly; I hope you don't mean a religious person here. I am sorry but most are catastrophic and mostly give their religious leaders more respect than you.

Intelligence
Faithful
good looking.

Localemperor:
Someone that respects you can still cheat. There is little or no correlation between respect and faithfulness.

Why waste 300 on a funny woman

You say waste on funny? You forget this is a scale of preference. You have a very tight budget. A funny and respectful woman that cooks good meals will create a happy home for I and my kids.

500 - big bress
500 - big ass

BleedGraphix:
You say waste on funny? You forget this is a scale of preference. You have a very tight budget. A funny and respectful woman that cooks good meals will create a happy home for I and my kids.

This is true sha, I respect your choice