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Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by oranget(m): 12:11pm On Feb 21
shonepet:
Intelligence-500
Beauty- 200
Respectful-300

She already has a moderate breast and Ass, I don't need the Big size. I will marry her and she will join me to church and become godly.
I thought being godly will make her respectful and not the other way round
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Raydos: 12:12pm On Feb 21
Big ass — 500
Faithful — 300
Beauty — 200
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by PAQ(m): 12:15pm On Feb 21
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200

A Faithful woman is already Godly & Respectful.
An Intelligent woman will have no difficulty in learning culinary skills & research how to spice up the bedroom.
Beauty is not only facial.

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Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Emmabyte: 12:16pm On Feb 21
Op I need loan 1k can go anywhere
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Annymation(m): 12:19pm On Feb 21
N500 ass go make the kpekus shallow. N200 will be moderate. N250 breast will be ok for me. N200 beauty is fine. N200 Godly is ok. N150 good in bed. i go teach her the rest.
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Damian10(m): 12:22pm On Feb 21
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Good Cook = N200
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Olapraise24(m): 12:26pm On Feb 21
Godly 300
Beauty 200
Big ass 500

Well spent! I will teach her how to cook myself, no cap
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Blueelf: 12:28pm On Feb 21
Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman grin cheesy

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

Repectful, good in bed, good cook
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Acidosis(m): 12:29pm On Feb 21
UyaiIncomparabl:
A thread for kids.

Hey V,

Dem ban me on that section. Don't trust that dream o. But with a $10bn intervention, things will turn around in the short-/medium- term.
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by fitinwell: 12:34pm On Feb 21
Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman grin cheesy

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

Faithful= N300
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Respectful= N300
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Chasito(m): 12:34pm On Feb 21
I go use the whole 1k on ass alone, still borrow extra Tiri-faife if possible for a much bigger ass.
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Willed042(m): 12:37pm On Feb 21
Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman grin cheesy

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.
Intelligence #500
Beauty= #200
Godly = #300
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by joceey(m): 12:37pm On Feb 21
Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman grin cheesy

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.


Intelligence = N500
Good Cook = N200
Respectful= N300
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Formularcr7: 12:44pm On Feb 21
Big ass , good in bed, faithful
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by CaptainGo: 12:45pm On Feb 21
Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman grin cheesy

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

Faithful - 300
Beauty - 200
Respectful - 300
Good Cook - 200

= 1000
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by BluntCrazeMan: 12:48pm On Feb 21
Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman grin cheesy

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.
Intelligence, Beauty, Good In Bed.

And I have N100 change remaining.
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by JERRY1925(m): 12:48pm On Feb 21
Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman grin cheesy

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

The money no reach..I go fit access loan?
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Jovi10: 12:49pm On Feb 21
brain54:

Ok let me try and work on your budget...

Big breasts- not a fan of excessive kegs same time no be say make it too flat like slippers. At least make it dey a bit average and in standing position so I would spend 50 out of my 500 budget.

Faithful - I don't like to share so will spend my maximum budget here. So 300 for faithfulness.

Intelligence - I am actually turned on by intellectual females. But since I am working on a rigid budget I will go for slightly above average. So willing to splash 250 here.

Beauty- just be okay and look presentable to me. Hmmm... 50.(if money dey I for increase)

Godly - I no want religious fanatic. Just a regular person of faith so maybe 25 dey okay.

Respect - average for nice because me too I can handle most of her f-ups. But since it's a budget then slightly below average can be tolerated. So I will pay 80 for respect.

Big ass- Also not a fan of excess baggage. Average is fine but since budget dey tight I can manage and cope with normal which should be 50 Abi. Less work with that and see how it goes with time.

Good in bed- tricky decision and choice here. I don't want a log of wood as mate. But no cash... 15.. Maybe with time we can learn new things. If she is teachable and willing to change. But not from the basics.

Good cook - I can cook but don't expect me to cook all the time. At the same time I am not choosy or picky with food. Just don't be a terrible cook. I can tolerate your crapy food once in a while. But not all the time. So 10 is okay. This also is teachable and learnable. So room exists for improvement.

Funny - 5 is okay by me. At least have a sense of humor to understand my terrible jokes. I didn't marry a comedian. I want funny we go to bovi's show.

OP add up... If it still surpasses the 1000 budget... Well, then God help me!



This one dey price goods for shoprite ni sha! cheesy Oga they all have a fixed price. grin
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by brunobaba(m): 12:50pm On Feb 21
BleedGraphix:
I am sorry for a lot of choices made up there. Without respect, you can never enjoy others.

Respectful - 300 (someone who is respectful is automatically faithful)
Good cook - 200
Good in bed - 200 (big breast and big ass are waste of fund if not good in bed)
Funny - 300.

With these, you would have rest of mind and be a happy man.
What if she's not faithful??
Rest of mind and happiness will be very far away.
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Segun2222: 12:52pm On Feb 21
Big breast x2 - 1000
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by MrDoGood(m): 12:52pm On Feb 21
Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman grin cheesy

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by brunobaba(m): 12:53pm On Feb 21
Faithful-300
Beauty-200
Respectful-300
Good cook-200
Nothing can be better than a very beautiful,faithful and very respectful woman,make she come sabi cook again,that's a plus.
If anyone beats this combination,i'll dash the person 5k.
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by brunobaba(m): 12:56pm On Feb 21
BleedGraphix:
I am sorry for a lot of choices made up there. Without respect, you can never enjoy others.

Respectful - 300 (someone who is respectful is automatically faithful)
Good cook - 200
Good in bed - 200 (big breast and big ass are waste of fund if not good in bed)
Funny - 300.

With these, you would have rest of mind and be a happy man.
That she's respectful does not mean she will be faithful,she fit dey respsect you as husband and still dey collect prick from outside.
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by johnog4sure: 12:57pm On Feb 21
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by RandomFellow: 12:59pm On Feb 21
EhisChelsea1:


Godly = 300
Intelligence = 500
Beauty = 200

A woman being Godly settles the issue of faithfulness, respectfulness

Beauty covers the aspect of big ass or big breast. For her to be beautiful, it means, the right thing are in the right places and shape…..

Intelligence can cover the rest

I was getting frustrated already that no one has the sense to even see what the OP did. Thank goodness, I found your post.

You can't be godly and not faithful and respectful. I mean, what is godliness without these?

Beauty (OP did not say facial beauty). So it covers what I see as beautiful (Bubble butt, perky boobs, lovely face, nice smile, and a touch of good wit and sarcasms).

Intelligence? You don't have to know anything when you first arrived. But with time, she'll know your favourite food, sex styles, things that make you happy, etc. She'll compliment you where you fall short, give you sound advice, and be your confidence

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Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by SPAMBOX7: 1:01pm On Feb 21
Wetij I Wan use 1k do. 1k wey no even reach $1 you wan make I use create perfect woman. That's an insult to a perfect woman at least make the budget reach 1 dolls.

But if it's a must to choose then I will pick beautiful, faithful and big ass.
I no dey use big yansh with fine face play. Make I come be the only one wey dey pound am as she faithful. Na banger
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Salowise: 1:02pm On Feb 21
Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman grin cheesy

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.
Faithful 300
Intelligent 500
Beauty 200
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Kedikedi77: 1:04pm On Feb 21
Beauty
Godly
Respectful


Oya give me change
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by REVOLUTION2018(m): 1:07pm On Feb 21
Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman grin cheesy

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

Faithful,=#300
Godly =#300
Good in bed =#200
Good cook =#200

Great budget! 👍
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by SPAMBOX7: 1:10pm On Feb 21
Localemperor:
abi just use the remaining 100 naira collect ass 50 and breast 50 grin wink
Sharp grin grin
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by SPAMBOX7: 1:12pm On Feb 21
BleedGraphix:
I am sorry for a lot of choices made up there. Without respect, you can never enjoy others.

Respectful - 300 (someone who is respectful is automatically faithful)
Good cook - 200
Good in bed - 200 (big breast and big ass are waste of fund if not good in bed)
Funny - 300.

With these, you would have rest of mind and be a happy man.
Dey play grin
Re: You Have N1000 To Create The Perfect Woman. Choose Wisely by Obviouslyblunt: 1:12pm On Feb 21
Intelligence, faithful, Good in bed.

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