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Bouncing2:
500 - big bress
500 - big ass

you no want stress yourself at all

BleedGraphix:
oga na funds I dey manage oo. A woman who isn't faithful doesn't respect you. Godly; I hope you don't mean a religious person here. I am sorry but most are catastrophic and mostly give their religious leaders more respect than you.

Let me tell you a story, some years back, my mum met this girl who could pray and shake heavens. She went to her and collected her number for me. Lolz, this girl is a nympho, and she get respect die. She calls our last born "brother", something I was comfortable with. Anyways, while I was writing my 2nd professional exam in med school, this girl went back to her ex, just because I requested for a month to study. And she can lie. I'm yet to meet a girl who can lie like that girl.
By Godly, I met god-fearing. I'm not talking about all those deeper life secretary in schools, that help students with runs!!!

Respectful = 300(very paramount even Bible fully dey in support)

Intelligence = 500

Good cook = 200 (very compulsory)....

Shekina!!

dynicks:
Respectful = 300(very paramount even Bible fully dey in support)

Intelligence = 500

Good cook = 200 (very compulsory)....

Shekina!!

This are qualities needed in a house help too, you know🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

drimzsmoke:
This are qualities needed in a house help too, you know🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

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drimzsmoke:
Let me tell you a story, some years back, my mum met this girl who could pray and shake heavens. She went to her and collected her number for me. Lolz, this girl is a nympho, and she get respect die. She calls our last born "brother", something I was comfortable with. Anyways, while I was writing my 2nd professional exam in med school, this girl went back to her ex, just because I requested for a month to study. And she can lie. I'm yet to meet a girl who can lie like that girl.
By Godly, I met god-fearing. I'm not talking about all those deeper life secretary in schools, that help students with runs!!!

Sir, that lady doesn't respect you na. A lady that respects you wouldn't lie to you let alone go back to her ex. Greetings can be eye service oo. We have seen that a lot.

BleedGraphix:
Sir, that lady doesn't respect you na. A lady that respects you wouldn't lie to you let alone go back to her ex. Greetings can be eye service oo. We have seen that a lot.

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Bros, I'm addicted to energy drink, so I drink it a lot. There's this new colleague over here who doesn't like me taking energy drink. I told him I've stopped talking it. Out of respect for him, anytime we're working together, I'd have to leave the consulting room and go to the call room(resting room) just because I don't want him to see me take energy drink.

About the respect, there's something my people call "oyaya", that girl has it in excess. So there's no way anybody around her won't like her!!!

drimzsmoke:
This are qualities needed in a house help too, you know🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

Localemperor:
Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

My choice is quite simple!

Intelligence #500
Faithful #300
Beauty #200.

Explanation- An intelligent lady is always fun to be with so that will cover the respectful & funny part.

Being faithful means that she won't cheat on me, hence that will cover the s3x part. So long as she's not cheating and her body no be wood, it means I'll be getting the s3x on a regular basis.

Being beautiful means she'll be attractive to my eyes. That itself is the icing on the cake because I can't stand an ugly lady.

Big Breasts = No am not short ,na only short man Dey like big breast

Faithful= 300 faithfulness is a key 🔑 to strong relationship

Intelligence = If your woman is too intelligent, my Broda, it’s a future problem

Beauty = No b must

Godly= N300 Yes must know God o and must be prayerful like a member of MFM

Respectful= N300 a respectful house wife will never give you problem

Big Ass= No , another thing for short men

Good In Bed= Lailai , I no b horse wey u go kill for bed , in fact you cannot impress me with that because if I leave house for 2 months na to Dey find your lost Spanner up and down

Good Cook = N200 am here I die put , a good food is the road to my heart

Funny= Leave fun hate , if you meet all these criteria , you are my wife

With 1100 a perfect wife is at ur door step

EmperorCaesar:


Big ass 500
Intelligence 500

As i no plan to marry for now, I no need her faithfulness but she go use her intelligence help me make more money to build another complete package wey i go con marry later

Its a win win for us

My Broda, she go use intelligence cheat on you still you use intelligence manipulate you

ravensckar:
My choice is quite simple!

Intelligence #500
Faithful #300
Beauty #200.

Explanation- An intelligent lady is always fun to be with so that will cover the respectful & funny part.

Being faithful means that she won't cheat on me, hence that will cover the s3x part. So long as she's not cheating and her body no be wood, it means I'll be getting the s3x on a regular basis.

Being beautiful means she'll be attractive to my eyes. That itself is the icing on the cake because I can't stand an ugly lady.

Bro how you wan take manage woman way no get ass and breast? those are the things that makes a woman feminine...

Yea I like the intelligence part

Mikespecialone:
My Broda, she go use intelligence cheat on you still you use intelligence manipulate you

So you prefer a dull ( slowpoke) as a wife because buying intelligence might make her cheat on you. Look at the bigger picture boss

Mikespecialone:
Big Breasts = No am not short ,na only short man Dey like big breast

Faithful= 300 faithfulness is a key 🔑 to strong relationship

Intelligence = If your woman is too intelligent, my Broda, it’s a future problem

Beauty = No b must

Godly= N300 Yes must know God o and must be prayerful like a member of MFM

Respectful= N300 a respectful house wife will never give you problem

Big Ass= No , another thing for short men

Good In Bed= Lailai , I no b horse wey u go kill for bed , in fact you cannot impress me with that because if I leave house for 2 months na to Dey find your lost Spanner up and down

Good Cook = N200 am here I die put , a good food is the road to my heart

Funny= Leave fun hate , if you meet all these criteria , you are my wife

With 1100 a perfect wife is at ur door step

Wetin short men do you ..

Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

Beauty 200 (extra 50)
Faithful 300
Good cook 200
Good in bed 200 ( extra clay 50 naira)

Localemperor:
Bro how you wan take manage woman way no get ass and breast? those are the things that makes a woman feminine...

Yea I like the intelligence part

My kids go need beauty bwisdom biko

I go need good food and good knacking


Every oda tin fit follow nkwobi and beer

Faithful
Beauty
Respectful
Good in Bed

Big breast - 500 (non negotiable)

Good cook - 200

Respect - 300

1k well spent.

Localemperor:
What if your wife come ugly like Dragon..

Your woman will be my side chick

Big ass go kill some men😂🤣

BleedGraphix:
I am sorry for a lot of choices made up there. Without respect, you can never enjoy others.

Respectful - 300 (someone who is respectful is automatically faithful)
Good cook - 200
Good in bed - 200 (big breast and big ass are waste of fund if not good in bed)
Funny - 300.

With these, you would have rest of mind and be a happy man.

All this with no ass, no boobs, looking like a man; you wouldn’t even get an errection so forget about your good in bed investment. Instead, drop the price for funny and buy beauty for 200# so you can enjoy your good in bed purchase 😂. You still have #100 left to buy small ass 😎

I will take all the #200s: a good cook, good in bed and beautiful. Give me faithfulness for #300 and just #100 of ass and I’m good to go!

Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

Beauty = N200
Respectful= N300
Faithful= N300
Good In Bed= N200

That's all I need

Localemperor:
you no want stress yourself at all

✋🏾😄🤚🏾Life’s already stressful,,no need stressing it further

brain54:
Some guys will buy big ass twice...

I heard somewhere that if some men were given clay to mould their perfect woman the clay would finish on the ass alone!

OP this budget tight o... How person Wan take navigate this one so?

Abeg upgrade the budget to at least 2k!

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I need a loan

There are lot's of things I need to create

8k fit do am

Intelligence #500
Beauty #200
Respectful #300
Voilà

Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

Faithful

Intelligence

Good Cook

Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

How could godliness, faithfulness and respect cost that little and then... The other two cost that high. Our society have problem. Na wettin spoil Nigeria we dey see soooo! Lol

last last,u go give loan.

This is a no-brainer.

Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200

Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

Hmmm
Big ass_500
Good in bed _200
Beauty_200

I have 100 change. Someone should borrow me 200 so I add faithful