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Talking about wierd and crazy things men do to get the cookie jar... One of such expedition would be the long distance most of us would travel just to smash.

Travelled from Lagos to Ghana to smash a Facebook crush... Spent close to 200k, the trip was for 2 days... Worst part was that the smashing lasted for 1½ minute...

That thing no joke o! Sometimes, when you come look back you come surprised or wonder whether Dem carry jazz do you.

Me and my friend been carry kerosene lantern drive okada to go see our girls where went for vigil night and imagine driving through the famous Ikot Ekpene - Calabar road at night about 9pm. Till today I can't forget the adventure.

A gal actually came from Togo to smash and go back two days later.

During 2go days I find one babe go Adeniran Ogunsanya College of Education at after okoko side. Only to find out that she has been uploading someone else's pictures all these while... Meehnn my grandma fine pass this girl... I just told her I want to quickly visit my uncle that stays around and left.... Wetin pain me pass be say na almost all the salary of that month I invest for that trip. Bought new outfits just to impress my imaginary rich man's daughter... Got back home depressed and angry.

Lagos To Maiduguri for 30Secs Segs

Travelling because of pussy ?? Who does that if not for simps and cucks ??

I am en route now to smash

USELESS SIMPS!

Travelled from Lagos to imostate on saturday nite and smash throughout sunday daytime and enter night bus that same sunday arrive Lagos monday morning i did all those without my boss knowledge back then

MadeINchenzen2:
Talking about wierd and crazy things men do to get the cookie jar... One of such expedition would be the long distance most of us would travel just to smash.

Nah, never done that.

slipperyanus07:
Travelled from Lagos to imostate on saturday nite and smash throughout sunday daytime and enter night bus that same sunday arrive Lagos monday morning i did all those without my boss knowledge back then

Simp, because of smelling pussy you can get around you

I remember when my guy asked me to escort him make he go visit banny thank God I no follow am long story short the spent everything for flexing he hang for tipper come back 🤣🤣

Seunpapa65:
I remember when my guy asked me to escort him make he go visit banny thank God I no follow am long story short the spent everything for flexing he hang for tipper come back 🤣🤣

lol

Never traveled for such ... Instead the girls travel down to my side to offer it up ..


One has been pleading to come to my place for weeks now ..

Interesting topic

MadeINchenzen2:
Talking about wierd and crazy things men do to get the cookie jar... One of such expedition would be the long distance most of us would travel just to smash.

All my life i have never moved an inch to see a girl⚠️

If she isn't coming to see me then i ghost her!!!

People are really doing things, what if something bad happens to you on your journey to fornicate?

I’m following really

PH to maiduguri,i am a female.

I have been tempted to but I thought about the dangers on the road and the availability of over a thousand chics in my location and changed my mind.

How would I waste more money and time while risking my life and possessions on the road when there are thousand shawties around me.

It would have been a stupid, foolish and careless decision made by a simp who doesn't think.
Thinking saved me. If only guys will think.

psucc:
That thing no joke o! Sometimes, when you come look back you come surprised or wonder whether Dem carry jazz do you.

Me and my friend been carry kerosene lantern drive okada to go see our girls where went for vigil night and imagine driving through the famous Ikot Ekpene - Calabar road at night about 9pm. Till today I can't forget the adventure.

Wowww,
But Is there any road that directly links Ikot Ekpene with Calabar? ??

I can never hustle for coochie.
Which kind nonsense be that......

MadeINchenzen2:
Talking about wierd and crazy things men do to get the cookie jar... One of such expedition would be the long distance most of us would travel just to smash.

I travelled 40 days for puccccci in my dream last month...but for some reason I ended up in the 🏜 desert. Then I woke up angry.very angry!!

MrCork:
I travelled 40 days for puccccci in my dream last month...but for some reason I ended up in the 🏜 desert. Then I woke up angry.very angry!!

MrCork

psucc:
That thing no joke o! Sometimes, when you come look back you come surprised or wonder whether Dem carry jazz do you.

Me and my friend been carry kerosene lantern drive okada to go see our girls where went for vigil night and imagine driving through the famous Ikot Ekpene - Calabar road at night about 9pm. Till today I can't forget the adventure.

So pussy fit punish guyman like dis?

Wawelexy:
During 2go days I find one babe go Adeniran Ogunsanya College of Education at after okoko side. Only to find out that she has been uploading someone else's pictures all these while... Meehnn my grandma fine pass this girl... I just told her I want to quickly visit my uncle that stays around and left.... Wetin pain me pass be say na almost all the salary of that month I invest for that trip. Bought new outfits just to impress my imaginary rich man's daughter... Got back home depressed and angry.

Pussy don punish my guy sote my guy vex.

Any city I go. I plan on getting replacement

Any city I go. I plan on getting replacement ... How will I travel such far distance for sex

No road. Na flyover Dem take reach Calabar from Ikot Ekpene

Inspirer1:
Wowww,
But Is there any road that directly links Ikot Ekpene with Calabar? ??

DiamondJLove:
PH to maiduguri,i am a female.

Nne you journey far. Boko Haram headquarters