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Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Connected1: 8:26pm On Feb 26
carlleung:
I currently live in one but everyone respects each other, mature minds, only single people. It's selfcon and everyone pays his or her bills as at when due. Everyone works, no students. I am actually enjoying life there.
Self Contain isn't face me I face you.

He's talking room and parlour or a room where toilet and bathroom are shared.
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by SonofGod231: 8:27pm On Feb 26
Jennyclay:
I have never lived in such environment and I will never live in such environment undecided

I can’t even visit someone living in such an environment not to talk of living there myself undecided.
Normal people live in these houses,Some celebrities and rich peeps today once lived in those houses. It's called humble beginnings yet you made it sound dirty,how pathetic!!.

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Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by aikyg(m): 8:28pm On Feb 26
Just add God please to your comment. You can go down to any level. People at that level are also human.
Jennyclay:
I have never lived in such environment and I will never live in such environment undecided

I can’t even visit someone living in such an environment not to talk of living there myself undecided.
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by verifiablefacts: 8:32pm On Feb 26
Edoreborn:
Op,,that house na ilasamaja for Lagos?

More like somewhere in Benin, because of the colour of the paint.
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by brain247(m): 8:38pm On Feb 26
Jennyclay:
I have never lived in such environment and I will never live in such environment undecided

I can’t even visit someone living in such an environment not to talk of living there myself undecided.

If dem check you now nah your papa house you still dey live or you dey squat with your friends. Werey

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Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by alex2much(m): 8:39pm On Feb 26
I just confirmed how foolish you are.

Jennyclay:
I have never lived in such environment and I will never live in such environment undecided

I can’t even visit someone living in such an environment not to talk of living there myself undecided.
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by essentialone(m): 8:41pm On Feb 26
Zee0007:
What's that one fact you know about the face me and face you?

I am thinking of getting one which cost 140,000 but money never complete sha.

I want to know what to expect when I eventually have the complete money. Thank you all.

This is a faceless platform, but you are asking an emotion-laden question. It is sensitive, because it touches on one of the most sensitive area of human life, which is present Financial Status. Most of us in Nigeria were not born with Silver Spoon. Also, most Nigerians do not have equal access to this or that, so many factors to be mentioned. So we all have to start somewhere. But to cut the long story short. 3 persons can live in Face me I face you building. In next 5 years, one is still living in that Face me I face you apartment. the second one is now living in 2 bedroom rented flat. and the 3rd one has built a 3 bedroom bungalow on a land he acquired on the outskirts of the city. What is the difference between these 3 persons? Some will say Favour, Grace, Opportunity, God's Plan, Destiny, Miracle, and bla bla bla. From personal experience, I will give you the simple difference between them all: SHAME. Good luck if you can decipher that code word.

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Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Intergrated: 8:42pm On Feb 26
BBIA:

Stop taking pictures sitting on other peoples car.

LSR 890 GZ

you wey I know go blur the plate number if it is traceable to your identity.
wait na the local girl be this?
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by AgbadoDie: 8:51pm On Feb 26
If you dey f#ck your babe or woman, all the children and everyone in the compound will know that you guys are currently knacking. You can't hide it even when you put on CD player, unless generator wey dey make better noise dey near your room.

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Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by essentialone(m): 8:51pm On Feb 26
Kajaard:


This runs girl.

Just see the way you exposed one of your clients car plate number for the whole world to see. You don't have any shame or what?


https://nvis.frsc.gov.ng/VehicleManagement/VerifyPlateNo link to see the name of the owner of the car. It is a Silver colour Toyota Corolla.
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Lapilolo: 8:53pm On Feb 26
Chicagograduate:
Una don start.Face me I slap you is for the low budget.
How can a 30k minimum wage earner meet up with his/her rent in a 2 bedroom apartment in lagos that goes for 200k up per annum?Cut your cloth according to your size.

If I hear 🙄2 bedroom flat in Lagos is currently over 600k right now around Ogba/Ikeja area

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Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by civilserva: 8:55pm On Feb 26
Jennyclay:
I have never lived in such environment and I will never live in such environment undecided

I can’t even visit someone living in such an environment not to talk of living there myself undecided.

Mind your utterances. Pray you won't be humbled.
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by becky39000(m): 8:58pm On Feb 26
Jennyclay:
I have never lived in such environment and I will never live in such environment undecided

I can’t even visit someone living in such an environment not to talk of living there myself undecided.

An animal born & bred in the gutter is also giving an opinion angry

Oshi !!!!!
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Yashita: 9:03pm On Feb 26
Zee0007:
What's that one fact you know about the face me and face you?

I am thinking of getting one which cost 140,000 but money never complete sha.

I want to know what to expect when I eventually have the complete money. Thank you all.

140k?? 😳😳😳😳😳

Which state is it located? That's too much. A friend is currently staying in 1 as a short term accommodation and it costs 2k per month.

*shared toilet/bathroom/kitchen
*if you don't discuss your personal life, nobody will know much about you.
*1 room may not be enough to occupy all your property.
*nothing to worry about, nothing should scare you about your neighbours. They are simply human beings like you.
*you might even build your own house while living there.

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Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by BBIA: 9:04pm On Feb 26
Intergrated:
wait na the local girl be this?
na she grin
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Edoreborn: 9:09pm On Feb 26
verifiablefacts:


More like somewhere in Benin, because of the colour of the paint.
ok
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by mipeesoft(m): 9:14pm On Feb 26
Try and read again, thereafter drink a very cold water, clean your glasses and then read my comment again, you will surely understand it thereafter.. grin grin grin
Chicagograduate:
You dey contradict yourself.You say you never lived in one.But you know everything about the lifestyle.
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Eagle360(m): 9:15pm On Feb 26
Look for house that can only accommodate few tenants four or Six rooms house to avoid drama.
Presently where I live is a face me I face you but I use kitchen and bathroom alone but what join us together is the passage and compound.
The landlady do collect yearly rent alongside Nepa bill but the werey eat Nepa bill and bill keep accumulates. I don't know why most landlady or landlord do this wicked act.
If not Tinubunation and balablue policies I should be looking forward to complete my project but there is God. sad

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Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Tradepunter2: 9:21pm On Feb 26
Perfect place for undercover agents...... Perfect blend, not one suspicion 😁😁😁😁
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by absoluteSuccess: 9:28pm On Feb 26
rocknation62:
Facts About People Living In Face Me I face You Houses.

1. Its sometimes called Face Me I slap you, due to the incessant fights daily.
If you dont fight, someone will fight you.
You must fight.

2. You can never go hungry unless you dont know your way around.
Enter the kitchen at the backyard and start whining whos cooking.
Drop small gist about another neighbor


3. Theres always that man who will claim he has been living in the house before the house was even built.

They are always proud of the years they have lived there.


They know everyone and when they were given birth to. (Ancestor Tenant)


4. There will be this group of girls living together. They are always at home during the day except at night.

Mothers always warn their children not to enter their room.

5. There must be an old woman who settles a fight. Mama of the house.
She is always sitting outside monitoring what is happening on the street.
In most cases, she's the landlady.
They always have nicknames .

6. Theres always a landlord wannabe whom everyone hates.


He acts like the landlord and hes always like Dont pour waste there Pay your nepa bill and "We will lock this gate by 7pm" bla bla.
You will think his name is in the Landlord's will but he's a tenant too.

8. There must be a regular debtor who doesnt pay his bills on time, he pays January bills by April.
Always coming up with excuses.
"My mama just die", the same thing he said last year.

9. One rich tenant must be in the house, he will keep buying things his landlord can never afford.

He owes small rent but hes using 4 ACs, 2 deep freezers, 17 flatscreen TVs, and 54 generators.


10. Theres always that Single Aunty who is neat.
She will be between 35 to 40 years, speaks good English, and doesnt like to mingle with other women in the house.

(Children call her Aunty). It is the day you look for her trouble you will know that werey wa nle.

10. Every Face Me I face you comes with a fight merchant who can fight.

God, please make this man great from his labours in life.

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Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by olax02(m): 9:35pm On Feb 26
Jennyclay:
I have never lived in such environment and I will never live in such environment undecided

I can’t even visit someone living in such an environment not to talk of living there myself undecided.
Living in such environment or apartment is like living in lions den. As a young guy I won't advice you to live in face me and slap you. You will thank me later.
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Always82: 9:43pm On Feb 26
Jennyclay:
I have never lived in such environment and I will never live in such environment undecided

I can’t even visit someone living in such an environment not to talk of living there myself undecided.
see as you open mouth waaàa the talk noncence.momey wey your father steal keep.
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by realgift: 9:53pm On Feb 26
kabanayol9:

I lived there as a students, there is nothing bad about it Jennyclay.



Is another world and another life entirely. You will learn different lesson about life and also get street wisdom. Make decisions about life either to continue living in such life or break through from such life.

Children dey see how Baba A dey knack iya B. Wen people no too dey for yard during the day. 😂😂😂😂
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Ashirioluwa: 10:03pm On Feb 26
Jennyclay:
I have never lived in such environment and I will never live in such environment undecided

I can’t even visit someone living in such an environment not to talk of living there myself undecided.

I'll guess the majority of the residents living in this environment don't like it, but they won't kill themselves because they find themselves in this type of condition.

And you too, there's nothing you will do if you were born or find yourself in that environment.

My sister, some people just don't have control over it.
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by hooklover: 10:08pm On Feb 26
Jennyclay:
I have never lived in such environment and I will never live in such environment undecided

I can’t even visit someone living in such an environment not to talk of living there myself undecided.

Unare funny wen i saw it was a lady moniker i just know slay queen don drop mitivatiin..
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by G00dharddick: 10:09pm On Feb 26
Zee0007:
What's that one fact you know about the face me and face you?

I am thinking of getting one which cost 140,000 but money never complete sha.

I want to know what to expect when I eventually have the complete money. Thank you all.

You want to rent a face I Face you house for 140k?
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by BBIA: 10:09pm On Feb 26
hooklover:


Unare funny wen i saw it was a lady moniker i just know slay queen don drop mitivatiin..
grin
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by G00dharddick: 10:11pm On Feb 26
2shure:
200level days at osasogie.couldnt poop thr cos my next neighbour was a dirty ass deper life.messing up the toilet.i always went to my guys side to toilet and have my bath. Never painted my room.only put rug and ceiling fan.used it as a hideout..intact I didn't take nothing when packing.immediately my client paid.i ran straight to medical road to take a hostel self con of 100k.men I was so happy.fuc k


You Comot for osasogie go medical rd go rent house? U no calculate your tfare everyday?

Shaa I remember my days in osasogie! E pain me say I no rent lodge for Grace house
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by mastermind1759(m): 10:19pm On Feb 26
If u r gonna live there bcus it's wot u can afford for now...
Pls jst work twrds leaving there soon bcus privacy is very important in life .e,g toilet ,bathroom,kitchen,entrance etc.
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by amaechiikchkw(m): 10:20pm On Feb 26
Zee0007:
What's that one fact you know about the face me and face you?

I am thinking of getting one which cost 140,000 but money never complete sha.

I want to know what to expect when I eventually have the complete money. Thank you all.

I have got 160k now and i don't have any choice so I'm renting face me and face you at alagbole which is close to Berger and i connect into the city. Ojodu na 200k upwards. undecided undecided tongue

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Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by BlackDiplomat7: 10:35pm On Feb 26
My uniben brother
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Melagros(m): 10:40pm On Feb 26
Lalami3232:
Lol grin cheesy
I dey follow abeg for back grin grin grin

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