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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 2:07pm On Mar 15
BREAKING: FG eases access to student loan in new bill sent by President Tinubu to the National Assembly;

1. STUDENT LOAN FUNDING SOURCE

- 1% of all collectable revenue by the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) to fund the scheme.

2. STUDENT APPLICANTS CAN NO LONGER BE DISQUALIFIED BASED ON THEIR PARENT'S LOAN HISTORY

- The hurdles of a guarantor, a parent’s debt profile and others in the old Act have been removed in the new Bill, thereby making it easier for the loan to be accessed.

- It also removes the guarantor requirement so that students can apply for and receive loans subject to application and identity verification guidelines as provided by the Fund.

- Applicants to the Fund may apply for loans to cover tuition and other fees payable to the school and maintenance allowance payable to the student.

3. REMOVAL OF FAMILY INCOME THRESHOLD CONDITION

- On eligibility criteria for applicants, the new Bill removes the family income threshold to enable Nigerian students to apply for loans and accept responsibility for repayment according to the Fund’s guidelines.

4. LOAN REPAYMENT (FORGIVENESS IN CASE OF DEATH OF BENEFICIARY)

- On repayment of loans, the Bill indicates that beneficiaries of the Fund shall begin as soon as the beneficiary becomes employed in any capacity.

- According to the bill, the Fund shall not initiate loan recovery efforts until two years after the completion of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) programme

- A beneficiary may request an extension of enforcement action by the Fund by providing an affidavit indicating that he is not employed in any capacity and is not receiving any income.

- It makes provision for loan forgiveness in the event of death or acts of God causing inability to repay.

5. FALSE DECLARATION ATTRACTS 3 YEARS JAIL TERM

- It provides out that any person who provides a false statement to the Fund under the loan repayment section is guilty of a felony and is liable to imprisonment for three years.

6. ESTABLISHMENT OF THE NIGERIA EDUCATION LOAN FUND (NELFUND)

- The Bill Seeks to Establish the Nigerian Education Loan Fund as a Body Corporate to Receive, Manage and Invest Funds to Provide Loans to Nigerians for Higher Education, Vocational Training and Skills Acquisition and for Related Matters.

- Establishment of the Nigeria Education Loan Fund (NELFUND) as a body corporate that can sue and be sued in its name and has the power to acquire, hold, and dispose of movable and immovable property for the purpose of its functions.

- The Bill establishes a justice and fairness provision mandating the Board to ensure a minimum national spread of loans approved and disbursed in each financial year.

- NELFUND can legally enter contracts, including loan agreements and may also initiate action to ensure repayment by beneficiaries.

- It also empowers the Fund to provide loans to qualified Nigerians for tuition, fees, charges, and upkeep during their studies in approved tertiary education institutions and vocational and skills acquisition institutions in Nigeria.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 2:11pm On Mar 15
This option will not last 1 year sef

Oluwole go work tire


- A beneficiary may request an extension of enforcement action by the Fund by providing an affidavit indicating that he is not employed in any capacity and is not receiving any income.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 2:38pm On Mar 15
izzou:
This option will not last 1 year sef

Oluwole go work tire



Court Registrars are about to hammer grin

All those touts and business center owners hanging around high courts too will also benefit from the windfall cos na them go dey help people process the affidavit wey court registrar go arrange.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by seankafor(m): 2:43pm On Mar 15
larride:


Be like you no dey farm airdrops again?

You dey trade memecoins?
The time for farming 🧺 is over as it was during the bear market I farmed the most Airdrops..

It's bull 🐂 now so I sit down and reap my rewards..

I also farm mostly retroactive airdrops.. the ones that requires funds to farm, I barely do testnets, although the best testnet ive done ✅ thats proving to print for me is Babylon.. I farmed them on 2 wallets and they gave out 2 Babylon piooner nfts as a gift to those who completed their staking testnet.. and currently the nft is worth $200, so I now have $400 gotten free of charge if I decide to sell those nfts, i feel the main net will print and its backed by big players like binance, etc..

As for meme coins, I don't really enjoy playing meme coins that much but some coins which I've held has given me much value for my money..

The only Airdrop I'm waiting for that will move me up the ladder from Middle class to upper class is zksync as I farmed it hard with 3 wallets, I'm expecting nothing less than $20k from that project as I really played it well and nice.. next is layerzero but I didn't play it that deep and only did with 1 wallet..

There are series of other Airdrops too that I'm expecting, but I'm mostly bullish on that zksync as its my last hope of moving out of the trenches
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by obainojazz(m): 2:44pm On Mar 15
OasisX:
........what a tragedy.
Top 10 things that never happened grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 3:03pm On Mar 15
So which internet provider is stable in Nigeria that you guys are using?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ihebu4chelsea(m): 3:12pm On Mar 15
raumdeuter:
So which internet provider is stable in Nigeria that you guys are using?
Glo and maybe Airtel!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 3:13pm On Mar 15
raumdeuter:
So which internet provider is stable in Nigeria that you guys are using?

I use MTN and it just doing on and off; more like breeze dey blow the thing go back and front.

I don't know what network they use on this office wifi, but e be like say my MTN on mobile fast pass am currently.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Emaprince: 3:46pm On Mar 15
larride:
When will those cables be fixed like this?
The thing dey frustrate the hell out of me.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 3:54pm On Mar 15
Emaprince:
The thing dey frustrate the hell out of me.
Not only you
I am remotely useless at the moment
I have been using dial up connection since yesterday
On and off
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Roland17(m): 4:08pm On Mar 15
Another Delta state / Ibori situation is developing in Kogi.

EFCC say Kogi’s funds were stolen and misappropriated under Bello. Kogi state government say they are not missing any funds..


I swear, naija na cruise!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 4:11pm On Mar 15
Be like say na omi semi semi(holy water) these clowns are digging

https://www.nairaland.com/8030702/senate-approves-193m-1-borehole
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Itsrm(m): 4:13pm On Mar 15
larride:
When will those cables be fixed like this?

Will take minimum of one week. Maybe more.

I'm just imagining a situation where the cables we are currently managing gets damaged. No Internet. E go red
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Emaprince: 4:18pm On Mar 15
BlueRayDick:


I use MTN and it just doing on and off; more like breeze dey blow the thing go back and front.

I don't know what network they use on this office wifi, but e be like say my MTN on mobile fast pass am currently.
Almost all my bank apps, no gree open except Opay. I am supposed to take delivery of a package I ordered on jumia today..now I cant do anything, cos its not something I can easily pay in cash for. Its worth 570k so na by tranfer. The dispatcher have called and I told him to not bother coming. Maybe tomorrow

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 4:23pm On Mar 15
Emaprince:
Almost all my bank apps, no gree open except Opay. I am supposed to take delivery of a package I ordered on jumia today..now I cant do anything, cos its not something I can easily pay in cash for. Its worth 570k so na by tranfer. The dispatcher have called and I told him to not bother coming. Maybe tomorrow

Na wa o. It's going to affect a lot of business transactions
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Itsrm(m): 4:25pm On Mar 15
Emaprince:
Almost all my bank apps, no gree open except Opay. I am supposed to take delivery of a package I ordered on jumia today..now I cant do anything, cos its not something I can easily pay in cash for. Its worth 570k so na by tranfer. The dispatcher have called and I told him to not bother coming. Maybe tomorrow

Some bank apps like first mobile will not open if your network isn't strong.

Some like Zenith Bank will always open as long as there's network.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Emaprince: 4:28pm On Mar 15
Itsrm:


Some bank apps like first mobile will not open if your network isn't strong.

Some like Zenith Bank will always open as long as there's network.
I have both and none opens on my end. Only opay does...and I have just change in there
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Itsrm(m): 4:31pm On Mar 15
Emaprince:
I have both and none opens on my end. Only opay does...and I have just change in there

My Zenith has been opening. I just even opened it now. Na first mobile no dey gree open.

Try toggle airplane mode. Turn it on and off. Sometimes it works.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 4:31pm On Mar 15
Emaprince:
I have both and none opens on my end. Only opay does...and I have just change in there

Stanbic and Union bank opens. I used Stanbic to make a payment this morning.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 4:48pm On Mar 15
MTN network seem to have improved from how it was earlier today
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 4:49pm On Mar 15
Itsrm:


My Zenith has been opening. I just even opened it now. Na first mobile no dey gree open.

Try toggle airplane mode. Turn it on and off. Sometimes it works.
That's modern dial up connection right there😂
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by larride(m): 4:54pm On Mar 15
seankafor:
The time for farming 🧺 is over as it was during the bear market I farmed the most Airdrops..

It's bull 🐂 now so I sit down and reap my rewards..

I also farm mostly retroactive airdrops.. the ones that requires funds to farm, I barely do testnets, although the best testnet ive done ✅ thats proving to print for me is Babylon.. I farmed them on 2 wallets and they gave out 2 Babylon piooner nfts as a gift to those who completed their staking testnet.. and currently the nft is worth $200, so I now have $400 gotten free of charge if I decide to sell those nfts, i feel the main net will print and its backed by big players like binance, etc..

As for meme coins, I don't really enjoy playing meme coins that much but some coins which I've held has given me much value for my money..

The only Airdrop I'm waiting for that will move me up the ladder from Middle class to upper class is zksync as I farmed it hard with 3 wallets, I'm expecting nothing less than $20k from that project as I really played it well and nice.. next is layerzero but I didn't play it that deep and only did with 1 wallet..

There are series of other Airdrops too that I'm expecting, but I'm mostly bullish on that zksync as its my last hope of moving out of the trenches

Mehn I actually have a feeling skzync will disappoint alot of people. Too many task and quest and all. Hopefully they make their users happy.

I'm bullish on airdrops at the moment but I'm only farming $0 airdrops with potentials. I'm in an Alpha group were they drop calls of $0 airdrops.

I've been farming Over protocol since last year, I have almost 60k points, they will be launching mainnet and token on binance and Okx, hopefully it turns out well. Grass has mad potential, they are currently doing pre-sale of Grass and 10k of Grass point can get you north of $500 and I have seen people over 100k points.

I missed Grass Epoch 1, I did Epoch 2, we are currently in Epoch 3, they are launching April 12, so I'm hoping it pays well.

I have done series of testnets also. Hopefully one of them runs as I expected.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by larride(m): 4:56pm On Mar 15
OasisX:
BREAKING: FG eases access to student loan in new bill sent by President Tinubu to the National Assembly;

1. STUDENT LOAN FUNDING SOURCE

- 1% of all collectable revenue by the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) to fund the scheme.

2. STUDENT APPLICANTS CAN NO LONGER BE DISQUALIFIED BASED ON THEIR PARENT'S LOAN HISTORY

- The hurdles of a guarantor, a parent’s debt profile and others in the old Act have been removed in the new Bill, thereby making it easier for the loan to be accessed.

- It also removes the guarantor requirement so that students can apply for and receive loans subject to application and identity verification guidelines as provided by the Fund.

- Applicants to the Fund may apply for loans to cover tuition and other fees payable to the school and maintenance allowance payable to the student.

3. REMOVAL OF FAMILY INCOME THRESHOLD CONDITION

- On eligibility criteria for applicants, the new Bill removes the family income threshold to enable Nigerian students to apply for loans and accept responsibility for repayment according to the Fund’s guidelines.

4. LOAN REPAYMENT (FORGIVENESS IN CASE OF DEATH OF BENEFICIARY)

- On repayment of loans, the Bill indicates that beneficiaries of the Fund shall begin as soon as the beneficiary becomes employed in any capacity.

- According to the bill, the Fund shall not initiate loan recovery efforts until two years after the completion of the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) programme

- A beneficiary may request an extension of enforcement action by the Fund by providing an affidavit indicating that he is not employed in any capacity and is not receiving any income.

- It makes provision for loan forgiveness in the event of death or acts of God causing inability to repay.

5. FALSE DECLARATION ATTRACTS 3 YEARS JAIL TERM

- It provides out that any person who provides a false statement to the Fund under the loan repayment section is guilty of a felony and is liable to imprisonment for three years.

6. ESTABLISHMENT OF THE NIGERIA EDUCATION LOAN FUND (NELFUND)

- The Bill Seeks to Establish the Nigerian Education Loan Fund as a Body Corporate to Receive, Manage and Invest Funds to Provide Loans to Nigerians for Higher Education, Vocational Training and Skills Acquisition and for Related Matters.

- Establishment of the Nigeria Education Loan Fund (NELFUND) as a body corporate that can sue and be sued in its name and has the power to acquire, hold, and dispose of movable and immovable property for the purpose of its functions.

- The Bill establishes a justice and fairness provision mandating the Board to ensure a minimum national spread of loans approved and disbursed in each financial year.

- NELFUND can legally enter contracts, including loan agreements and may also initiate action to ensure repayment by beneficiaries.

- It also empowers the Fund to provide loans to qualified Nigerians for tuition, fees, charges, and upkeep during their studies in approved tertiary education institutions and vocational and skills acquisition institutions in Nigeria.

This makes sense
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by larride(m): 4:57pm On Mar 15
Emaprince:
The thing dey frustrate the hell out of me.

I switched from MTN to Airtel and the network just dey fly. Never knew Airtel was this good in my area.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by larride(m): 4:59pm On Mar 15
Roland17:
Another Delta state / Ibori situation is developing in Kogi.

EFCC say Kogi’s funds were stolen and misappropriated under Bello. Kogi state government say they are not missing any funds..


I swear, naija na cruise!

Why do you think Bello wanted Ododo to succeed him?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by larride(m): 4:59pm On Mar 15
Itsrm:


Will take minimum of one week. Maybe more.

I'm just imagining a situation where the cables we are currently managing gets damaged. No Internet. E go red

Omo. I'm surprised Airtel is very fast sha. MTN no dey move at all for here.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by larride(m): 5:00pm On Mar 15
Itsrm:


Some bank apps like first mobile will not open if your network isn't strong.

Some like Zenith Bank will always open as long as there's network.

Even the new GT app, as long as there's network, it will open.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Shegzdave: 5:01pm On Mar 15
cheesy
BlueRayDick:


My friend's elder brother wanted to jump into the grave during their mum's burial; it took the efforts of his friends and some family members to hold him & pacify him.

Less than an hour after the pastors complete the funeral service, this yeye egbon dey drink 33 Lager beer. His friends just dey cuss am say na "omo weyrey "
Okun inu lafi ngbe tita grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Itsrm(m): 5:15pm On Mar 15
larride:


Omo. I'm surprised Airtel is very fast sha. MTN no dey move at all for here.

Na Airtel I dey use here as well. Not perfect but miles better than MTN at the moment.

The funny thing is, possible they haven't even started any work yet.

Anyone who has ever worked in an offshore facility will understand. No matter how urgent the job is, if you like cry blood and send a billion mails. All safety checks must be carried out and they don't care how long it takes.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by ChristineC: 6:04pm On Mar 15
iamoyindamola:
Be like say na omi semi semi(holy water) these clowns are digging

https://www.nairaland.com/8030702/senate-approves-193m-1-borehole
it used to be #11m per borehole under Jonathan. the compulsory kickbacks at Federal Ministry of Works drove them that high.
at least they were built.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by ChristineC: 6:08pm On Mar 15
Emaprince:
Almost all my bank apps, no gree open except Opay. I am supposed to take delivery of a package I ordered on jumia today..now I cant do anything, cos its not something I can easily pay in cash for. Its worth 570k so na by tranfer. The dispatcher have called and I told him to not bother coming. Maybe tomorrow
where una dey see this money?

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 6:12pm On Mar 15
ChristineC:

it used to be #11m per borehole under Jonathan. the compulsory kickbacks at Federal Ministry of Works drove them that high.
at least they were built.
Is borehole that expensive

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