All my life since I was born I have never had a dating experience.. like what they call serious date. Going to Cinema, having a normal girl stay with you for one week and all...Mind you, that doesn't mean I don't get this treatment from this sex workers camping them for days but we know it's part of their job.

I have been so deep into patronising prostitutes. (I mean high ends prostitutes..not your regular ones... though we all start from there) that sometimes I wonder if I will ever get married especially on a weekend like this.

I think as day goes by the more I grow especially this year 2024 I am getting more tired of my wayward lifestyles unlike before. The trips and vibes are no more entertaining like it used to... Lodging hotels, chatting my club bouncer friend to send me pics of girls to pick from and if he doesn't have. Just 1k airtime from me to him and he makes calls around.


I think all this is getting tiring and I am ready for a change...I try bros since money start to reach my hand o...till now that I am in my 30s.

I need help from those in serious relationship how is it really like?

The gbas and gbos everytime.
The quarrelling
The entitlement mentality
The calling and irrelevant conversation
Gumming body and all
Can I cope as someone who as been into prostitute lifestyle for a long time?


Nlfpmod

There's nothing different between patronizing a prostitute and dating a Nigerian girl, both are there for the MONEY.
Only with a Nigerian girl its even worse cos especially the way u are talking u sound like a simp, a Nigerian girl will give you unnecessary drama and pressure which a prostitute will not give you.
Its better to fork a prostitute than a typical Nigerian "girlfriend"
I patronize prostitute well well and I'm proud of it,
Use your head my bro

Holly Gram I have never been in any serious RELATIONSHIP b4..

But as of this year.. E get one ASHAWO girl wey me and her come de serious together..


Sometimes after we NACK finish, I de even forget my boxers for her room..

Bros. Na just last month I hear say this girl don leave ASHAWO business begin sell MAMA PUT..

Chai!!!! This tin pain me ehhh!!!


E remain small make I load BULET for my OLD KALA take BLAST pesin left leg..


Now she no de give me face again!


Last week way I carry my plate go her shop. She chase me comort with CUTLASS !!!

Chai !!!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

☺ I could've be the teacher

All my life since I was born I have never had a dating experience

,but No😠.
Cuz you're not a Virgin, but a community pole, how can you define and respect your relationship, if you can't be faithful to yourself by keeping and respecting your body. And you don't have thicc thighs and butt. 😕


So I look away and pass🏃.

Just be ready to seriously spend sha, and avoid being stingy like ur fellow bros

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram I have never been in any serious RELATIONSHIP b4..

But as of this year.. E get one ASHAWO girl wey me and her come de serious together..


Sometimes after we NACK finish, I de even forget my boxers for her room..

Bros. Na just last month I hear say this girl don leave ASHAWO business begin sell MAMA PUT..

Chai!!!! This tin pain me ehhh!!!


E remain small make I load BULET for my OLD KALA take BLAST pesin left leg..


Now she no de give me face again!


Last week way I carry my plate go her shop. She chase me comort with CUTLASS !!!

Chai !!!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

you and all these your makeup, imagination and fictitious stories are 5 & 6.
You're never out of stories.

Do you produce and sell weeds yourself.

WTF MAN!

Balablue64:
There's nothing different between patronizing a prostitute and dating a Nigerian girl, both are there for the MONEY.
Only with a Nigerian girl its even worse cos especially the way u are talking u sound like a simp, a Nigerian girl will give you unnecessary drama and pressure which a prostitute will not give you.
Its better to fork a prostitute than a typical Nigerian "girlfriend"
I patronize prostitute well well and I'm proud of it,
Use your head my bro

Holly Gram na me like ur comment just now..


Na better THUNDER go fire u for this sweet comment!!


U deserve ODOGWU BITTERS !!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram I have never been in any serious RELATIONSHIP b4..

But as of this year.. E get one ASHAWO girl wey me and her come de serious together..


Sometimes after we NACK finish, I de even forget my boxers for her room..

Bros. Na just last month I hear say this girl don leave ASHAWO business begin sell MAMA PUT..

Chai!!!! This tin pain me ehhh!!!


E remain small make I load BULET for my OLD KALA take BLAST pesin left leg..


Now she no de give me face again!


Last week way I carry my plate go her shop. She chase me comort with CUTLASS !!!

Chai !!!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Wetin be this 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣


Look for another ashawo and get serious with her and pray she doesn’t start to sell agbo and forget your paro😂😂

Op if you must go into relationship with a Nigerian girl, do so with you ur brain and not your heart and expect nothing much from them to avoid disappointment and also have it at the back of your mind that “your girlfriend is our girlfriend”

She’s yours when she’s wit you, other times she may belong to some one else

Hmmm... See how the thread reeks of hypocrisy... The OP just indirectly said he is a community rod... Nobody talk o... Instead they are giving him solutions to his problem...
But if i open thread say I don't too follow men, I need one permanent man in my life, the whole NL go call me hoe abi cutlass...
Chai...


So OP, I hope this date you are looking for isn't going to be a virgin o..?

Afa you fit send me that ubaga hk the complete story? I go give you money in return as appreciation

Puss360:
Hmmm... See how the thread reeks of hypocrisy... The OP just indirectly said he is a community rod... Nobody talk o... Instead they are giving him solutions to his problem...
But if i open thread say I don't too follow men, I need one permanent man in my life, the whole NL go call me hoe abi cutlass...
Chai...


So OP, I hope this date you are looking for isn't going to be a virgin o..?

It's the rule of Nature ... Normal human rule .... Men are more territorial than Women .....

Dem like Chopping Other's Foods but Don't like their own to be Chopped ..... Hypocrisy of the Masculinity Energies!

As for the Op, You have a battle ahead because you body is already used to money for hand & body for ground...

In relationships, You must be able to whine person daughter,

solve problems wey be say no be your nor ya Ancestors created,

Reverse psychology to balance her mental health

Be calm when you suppose angry ...

Have Endurance when even pushed to the limits .... Cuz She will test your Masculinity Energies to the limit ... No be her fault na natural instinct to select best male possible

Tolerance when her feminine mood swings kicks ....

Mark Your Ground When You have had enough & Still Draw her closer later when coast Clears......


If you can bear the above, Then Welcome to Manhood ... You are ready for relationships but for someone from Ashawo Background, You have Demons(Strong-Inhibitions) to Conquer cuz Your Body wouldn't have the patience for normal relationships & the Shenanigans involved before you go back to your cheapish lifestyles!