Sometimes, we admire some things about the opposite sex and we wish for a chance to try some things they do just to know how it feels.
So as an opposite sex, what do you want to try so you can experience the feeling ?

I'd call my boyfriend and tell him I am not well.

I don't want to go to any hospital; I prefer Apples, or Chicken Republic’s hospitality. He'd come and carry me out to Apples. I'll still use my un-wellness to download at least, ₦50,000 of food, chicken, and anything my father cannot afford on a normal. I am not greedy. We will go to KYC too. That reminds me, I like Isi Ewu in the evening.

I'll give my iPhone 12 to my younger bro then tell my boyfriends I was robbed of it with sober reflections. I'd feign tears and he'll get me the iPhone 13. I'll do this for all my boyfriends on different dates because I am loyal.

I'll come online and be chatting to my constituency of boyfriends; from the deputy, to vice, to boyfriend of reps, to the comptroller, to chief comptroller, to the last man, the executive director. I have lost count, don't mind me...but I saved them in two long-note books.

I will post on my status: “I can't love you less, Michael, and change the privacy so only he can see it. That's how I'll do it for all of them who bought me things.

I'll make sure my phone is on airplane mode while with anyone..you know, I hate it when my faithfulness is questioned.

They will all send me money and I'll go shopping...mine, and all my family.

I'll come on Nairaland to say I am single too..who knows, another person may fill in other vacancies..maybe as administrative boyfriend, or boyfriend minister of information.


Let me stop here.

The future is female.

Beer drinking and watching football

chatinent:
I'd call my boyfriend and tell him I am not well.

He'd come and carry me out to Apples. I'll still use my un-wellness to download at least, ₦50,000 of food, chicken, and anything my father cannot afford on a normal. I am not greedy. We will go to KYC too. That reminds me, I like Isi Ewu in the evening.

I'll give my iPhone 12 to my younger bro then tell my boyfriends I was robbed of it with sober reflections. I'd feign tears and he'll get me the iPhone 13. I'll do this for all my boyfriends on different dates because I am loyal.

I'll come online and be chatting to my constituency of boyfriends; from the deputy, to vice, to boyfriend of reps, to the comptroller, to chief comptroller, to the last man, the executive director. I have lost count, don't mind me...but I saved them in two long-note books.

I will post on my status: “I can't love you less, Michael, and change the privacy so only him can see it. That's how I'll do it for all of them who bought me things.

I'll make sure my phone is on airplane mode while with anyone..you know, I hate it when my faithfulness is questioned.

They will all send me money and I'll go shopping...mine, and all my family.

I'll come on Nairaland to say I am single too..who knows, another person may fill in other vacancies..maybe as administrative boyfriend, or boyfriend minister of information.


Let me stop here.

The future is female.

Evil

Ishilove:
Beer drinking and watching football

Babe, you can still do all these as a girl

Ayion:


Babe, you can still do all these as a girl

This girl cannot

Open my leg wide make breeze enter my body..

That period which they are always fond of missing, thereby giving a guyman a HBP,I go try know how e dey look like when it goes missing..


Then if I don eventually find am,I go still bill my boo-boo via I really need to go do test again..

Chaiiii, Banny life too easy abeg..See as the lies just dey sweet me for my mouth

chatinent:
I'd call my boyfriend and tell him I am not well.

He'd come and carry me out to Apples. I'll still use my un-wellness to download at least, ₦50,000 of food, chicken, and anything my father cannot afford on a normal. I am not greedy. We will go to KYC too. That reminds me, I like Isi Ewu in the evening.

I'll give my iPhone 12 to my younger bro then tell my boyfriends I was robbed of it with sober reflections. I'd feign tears and he'll get me the iPhone 13. I'll do this for all my boyfriends on different dates because I am loyal.

I'll come online and be chatting to my constituency of boyfriends; from the deputy, to vice, to boyfriend of reps, to the comptroller, to chief comptroller, to the last man, the executive director. I have lost count, don't mind me...but I saved them in two long-note books.

I will post on my status: “I can't love you less, Michael, and change the privacy so only him can see it. That's how I'll do it for all of them who bought me things.

I'll make sure my phone is on airplane mode while with anyone..you know, I hate it when my faithfulness is questioned.

They will all send me money and I'll go shopping...mine, and all my family.

I'll come on Nairaland to say I am single too..who knows, another person may fill in other vacancies..maybe as administrative boyfriend, or boyfriend minister of information.


Let me stop here.

The future is female.

You are not serious. Not all females are this greedy, dramatic and childish

lilvicky68:
Open my leg wide make breeze enter my body..

Lmao!! Una no well o

Ishilove:

Lmao!! Una no well o

Just gave you an idea right??

your welcome

Ayion:


Evil

Are you trying to say some females are evil?

Ishilove:

You are not serious. Not all females are this greedy, dramatic and childish

Of course, not all. A sample of the population tho.

lilvicky68:
Open my leg wide make breeze enter my body..

Na where you dey breathe from?

Sonnobax15:

That period which they are always fond of missing, thereby giving a guyman a HBP,I go try know how e dey look like when it goes missing..


Then if I don eventuu find am,I go still bill my boo-boo via I really need to go do test again..

Chaiiii, Banny life too easy abeg..See as the lies just dey sweet me for my mouth

You that will come and be crying. Lol.

lilvicky68:
Open my leg wide make breeze enter my body..

Tell my friend to hit me in the balls. I want to know how that feels if these boys have not been lying, crying that it's painful.

I will say Yes to all guys that toast me....But I won't give them sex or call them. I will allow them spend money, shebi dem geh money to waste on love ni

siofra:
Tell my friend to hit me in the balls, I want to know how that feels, if these boys have not been lying, crying that it's painful.

After you feel the pains you wouldn’t want to have balls ever

WannaBeBlogger:
I will say Yes to all guys that toast me....But I won't give them sex or call them. I will allow them spend money, shebi dem geh money to waste on love ni

chatinent:
I'd call my boyfriend and tell him I am not well.

I don't want to go to any hospital; I prefer Apples, or Chicken Republic’s hospitality. He'd come and carry me out to Apples. I'll still use my un-wellness to download at least, ₦50,000 of food, chicken, and anything my father cannot afford on a normal. I am not greedy. We will go to KYC too. That reminds me, I like Isi Ewu in the evening.

I'll give my iPhone 12 to my younger bro then tell my boyfriends I was robbed of it with sober reflections. I'd feign tears and he'll get me the iPhone 13. I'll do this for all my boyfriends on different dates because I am loyal.

I'll come online and be chatting to my constituency of boyfriends; from the deputy, to vice, to boyfriend of reps, to the comptroller, to chief comptroller, to the last man, the executive director. I have lost count, don't mind me...but I saved them in two long-note books.

I will post on my status: “I can't love you less, Michael, and change the privacy so only him can see it. That's how I'll do it for all of them who bought me things.

I'll make sure my phone is on airplane mode while with anyone..you know, I hate it when my faithfulness is questioned.

They will all send me money and I'll go shopping...mine, and all my family.

I'll come on Nairaland to say I am single too..who knows, another person may fill in other vacancies..maybe as administrative boyfriend, or boyfriend minister of information.


Let me stop here.

The future is female.

no be to the image ..

Will you be fine ??
We no go buy all this things for wor wor girl o

Damnnn niggar

Isoright
Grab my weed to read comments

Sex

Booty bounce

um?

I think I would like to be a rapper. I love rap music but not quick at speech.

I no want...I love being a man

I'm a dude and I don't want to be in the body of the opposite gender even for a second

I don't want to menstruate
I don't want to witness mood swings
I don't want a complicated lifestyle

I only want to be my simple self, drink my bottles, groove, and catch all the fun I want

To go out in man's clothing especially their big big shoes lool

Yuk! Nothing

Do absolutely nothing whilst expecting everyone in my family to respect and treat me like a king.

Use my deep voice on people with the sole intention to intimidate.

Go to meetings and say absolute gibberish every few minutes or so just to see if I can command everyone's attention cos I am male.

Talk rudely to my female bosses to see if they will take it or fight back

Curious to see if men truly think with their third leg so will check that out too.

Almost forgot, go out with friends and come back late at night or even the next day cos I know I won't be questioned