| Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Theama(m): 10:42pm On Mar 25 |
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| Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by FuckYeyeMods: 5:41am On Mar 26 |
VinnyBaba:
Lolss. 
Strong Shit matter is really NOT funny. 
Like Play, like play, It can take someone's life.  Can it actually take life? I very serious. |
| Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by MartinsD12(m): 9:15am On Mar 26 |
FalseProphet1:
Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life. 
Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.
After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.
This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.
At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .
I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.
To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.
Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.
I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.
Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.
This I have seen. Nawa you , you shiiit finish come dey post am for nairaland |
| Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Hausa(m): 9:28am On Mar 26 |
Verbtips:
You don't drink enough water
i have once experience this nw i drink more water than eating food
infact s.times you want to urinate it will be painfull the urine will just hang in track,you feel the urge to urinate but e no dey comot Wait, Urine? See u and kidney stones ooo. Be cautious. |
| Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Verbtips(m): 12:37pm On Mar 26 |
Hausa:
Wait, Urine?
See u and kidney stones ooo.
Be cautious.
that is urine retention e go dey pepe you at the same time piss go dey worry you and my urine colour was yellow but nw if i urinate give you,you no go differenciate between my urine and water if not becus urine has odour dry mango leave soak in water over night and drink in the morning on empty stomach help to cure kidney stone also take moringa oil spoonful 3 times daily,tested and trusted so your above disease is out of my league, my stool was one black i google it infact i saw sickness related to black stool i shock, but i no go hospital i just consume ginger and eat enough bean i also take some natural supplement,in just few day every thing return to normal, not all sickness are serious, bro,some happen as a result of our lifestyle, pikin wey dry due to malnutrition shey na aid the worry am ni a day nw at least i drink up to 6-10 litre of water,enviroment also contribute, 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by iampeterben(m): 5:29pm On Mar 29 |
FalseProphet1:
Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.
Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.
After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.
This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.
At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .
I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.
To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.
Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.
I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.
Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.
This I have seen. Free food wan kill this one. Dem give you vegetables soup you nor say thank you, you go chop am shey now your eyes have clear. |
| Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Obascoetubi: 1:50pm On Apr 02 |
Verbtips:
that is urine retention e go dey pepe you at the same time piss go dey worry you and my urine colour was yellow
but nw if i urinate give you,you no go differenciate between my urine and water if not becus urine has odour
dry mango leave soak in water over night and drink in the morning on empty stomach help to cure kidney stone
also take moringa oil spoonful 3 times daily,tested and trusted
so your above disease is out of my league,
my stool was one black i google it infact i saw sickness related to black stool i shock,
but i no go hospital i just consume ginger and eat enough bean i also take some natural supplement,in just few day every thing return to normal,
not all sickness are serious,
bro,some happen as a result of our lifestyle,
pikin wey dry due to malnutrition
shey na aid the worry am ni
a day nw at least i drink up to 6-10 litre of water,enviroment also contribute, how did u take ginger? which one be natural supplement? |
| Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Verbtips(m): 2:54pm On Apr 02 |
Obascoetubi:
how did u take ginger? which one be natural supplement? i just conclude say either i have internal bleeding or lack iron ginger contain iron beans also contain iron so i eat then enough so i take natural supplement to heal any internal bleeding by boosting my immune system and detox my body system na to detox my system tumeric lemon water fasting e.t.c |
| Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Obascoetubi: 3:30pm On Apr 02 |
Verbtips:
i just conclude say either i have internal bleeding or lack iron
ginger contain iron
beans also contain iron so i eat then enough
so i take natural supplement to heal any internal bleeding by boosting my immune system and detox my body system na to detox my system
tumeric
lemon
water
fasting e.t.c which natural supplement worked for u?, I mean the one that stop internal bleeding |
| Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Verbtips(m): 7:24pm On Apr 02 |
Obascoetubi:
which natural supplement worked for u?, I mean the one that stop internal bleeding Well i believe my can heal on it own becus my lifestlye is health friendly but when i first notice fresh blood on my stool i started to fast but during this period my food intake reduce drastically i drink alot of water eat fruit i also prepare local blood tonic by blending fresh tomatoes and mix with ugwu extract add milk and malt to the mixture and i take it 30mins to 1 hour after drinking my first water. and i boost my immune system for fast recovery with a tea i take once in a while. i also detox my body during dis period with ginger,garlic,tumerib.and lemon exctract i call it gigatul tea i take early in the morning with empty stomach then excercise when i come back take my bath,i then pratice my chi and qi known as embrotic breathing when am done take a nap for 30 mins,them am set for the day works note:rest and sleep essencial at least 7 to 8 hours |
| Re: My Experience With Hard Stool. by Verbtips(m): 7:28pm On Apr 02 |
Obascoetubi:
which natural supplement worked for u?, I mean the one that stop internal bleeding incase i forget before you follow my tips you gat to quit smoking if you do some or use my or i show tell you my tecniques i use to help people quit and if you do take alcohol take it moderately or or rational is the best due to it medicinal value then tell me howfar when you make use of this tips |
