Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.

Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.

After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.

This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.

At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .

I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.

To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.

Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.

I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.

Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.

This I have seen.

Sorry o


True true

One don tear my anus before

I bled


Very huge hard dry shi...


🥴🤕🥵

Once upon a time......
Time, time!!

I remember when I had this experience in 2014.

My Friend came from Bomadi visited me in Warri and bought N800 Madiga.
Due to Longthroat, I ate Everything!

For Night, If you See the Strong Shit I had.😟😔

I Nearly Died!

FalseProphet1:
Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.

Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.

After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.

This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.

At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .

I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.

To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.

Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.

I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.

Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.

This I have seen.

What happened to me exactly ine week ago (last week Sunday).
I couldn't push any longer and I was already losing strength. I thought of my wife, my children, my building that I have not completed.
I came out of the toilet naked. My wife covered my Moses rid with one of her wrappers and I sent for them to call my mother from her apartment. Na she suggest olive oil or methylated rubb.
The werey shit later came out some hours later after the methylated rubb
The werey shit was as strong as wood and long like say na sugarcane far above the waterline.

Close call to death? Did you faint? No!

Last month, I fainted in the toilet around 3am. I had stomach problem, watery stool.

I remember waking up from the floor of the toilet naked, with my boxer lying on the floor. Then I realised I fainted while trying to wear my boxers. I was obviously dehydrated because of my multiple visits to the toilet during the day.

You should have take water it will aid your digestion. Praise the Lord you made it, when are we going to share testimony in church?

I missed strong poo
The feeling after is that of joy and victory.

illicit:
True true

One don tear my anus before


Very dry hard shi...


🥴🤕🥵

Eyah sorry.

Holluwhakemmy:
You should have take water it will aid your digestion. Praise the Lord you made it, when are we going to share testimony in church?

Next week Sunday.

FalseProphet1:

Next week Sunday.

okay with enough of food and drinks

After an experience I was like

"Is this what giving birth feels like for women?"



There was a lot of pushing. I also had to use my fingers at some point. Don't ask me how.

jaymichael:
What happened to me exactly ine week ago (last week Sunday).
I couldn't push any longer and I was already losing strength. I thought of my wife, my children, my building that I have not completed.
I came out of the toilet naked. My wife covered my Moses rid with one of her wrappers and I sent for them to call my mother from her apartment. Na she suggest olive oil or methylated rubb.
The werey shit later came out some hours later after the methylated rubb
The werey shit was as strong as wood and long like say na sugarcane far above the waterline.

Lolss.

Strong Shit matter is really NOT funny.

Like Play, like play, It can take someone's life.

Some of you are talking about pushing and pushing like you have no regard for your life. Straining in the toilet can cause a lot of problems including hemorrhoids and anal fissure.

It's great that you escaped with your yansh intact. Now you, and the guy with sugarcane shit, need to make the following lifestyle changes:

1. Drink a LOT of water. No matter how much you drink CURRENTLY, drink more! Stay hydrated ALWAYS. Don't go anywhere without a bottle of water.

2. Eat a LOT of fiber. Green vegetables like Ugwu and fruits like apple, banana and watermelon should be your main diet.

3. AVOID bread. Eating most bread in Nigeria is begging for constipation.

4. Reduce rice.

5. Stop drinking alcohol. Alcohol dehydrates and ends up sucking up the moisture that should have heen used as a lubricant for your stool.

6. Don't strain in the toilet.

Very funny

Lol, i can relate. Mine was far horrible than this. From 10am till 7pm...boy! Story long.

After more than 3 hours in the restroom, I left with half iron shit in my anus. I put on skintight and a bogus trouser and went straight to a nearby pharmacy, luckily for me I met a male doctor whom I explained everything to. He gave me some drugs to take, the drugs didn't worked immediately and I was having excruciating pains in my anus. Blood were dropping gradually from my ass and my strength was dropping as well.

It was around 7pm I felt a rumbling stomach, I ran back to the restroom again, this time the idiot shit came out with blood everywhere. I bleed for days.

That thing can kill!

Disgusting!!

Falseprophet take your time

When they tell you to drink water and mind your business, you think it's a joke?

You won the battle not the war.

VinnyBaba:


Lolss.

Strong Shit matter is really NOT funny.

Like Play, like play, It can take someone's life.

I swear I was very weak and feeling faint. I couldn't stand not even breathe well. I kept telling my wife and children to pray that I shouldn't lose any more strength as I was losing so much of my strength and I kept praying to God that I shouldn't die like this😃

Nawao!!!
So, all this long grammar is all about sugarcane-stool. But at last, you won the battle, congrats

I've once experienced this.

siofra:
Disgusting!!

Falseprophet take your time

When they tell you to drink water and mind your business, you think it's a joke?

Prophets don't drink water anyhow, it makes us prone to mammy water attacks. 😒

Your narration sef while you no follow that side go heaven 🤣😂😂

Next time.while u are dragging,bend down like u wanna take a bucket or stand up and bend down for 3 secs or drag a stool while u seated and place your legs on the stool.it will flow like water. Or u take bohem cigarette, e go drop shaps.mine I had not defeacated since two days,I had taken 2 wraps of jedi.oh boy na cow dung shit I shit o .ate enough beans and ugwu.na two buckets I use flush. The wc pressure no just move the cowdung shit

siofra:
Disgusting!!

Falseprophet take your time

When they tell you to drink water and mind your business, you think it's a joke?

Siofra, So you have been Released from ur Long-term Ban?🤔🤨

MasterJayJay:
Close call to death? Did you faint? No!

Last month, I fainted in the toilet around 3am. I had stomach problem, watery stool.

I remember waking up from the floor of the toilet naked, with my boxer lying on the floor. Then I realised I fainted while trying to wear my boxers. I was obviously dehydrated because of my multiple visits to the toilet during the day.

Sorry to hear that.

Dehydration is a killer.

MasterJayJay:
Close call to death? Did you faint? No!

Last month, I fainted in the toilet around 3am. I had stomach problem, watery stool.

I remember waking up from the floor of the toilet naked, with my boxer lying on the floor. Then I realised I fainted while trying to wear my boxers. I was obviously dehydrated because of my multiple visits to the toilet during the day.

The thing be say .

It is at times like this, one go know say, if na truly logical man wey no send church or if all person dey Yan na scam

Na dat time you go begin dey sing christian songs and open the book of Job for hope

One of the near death experience every man must have to face in life

Op,be thankful to God say na house wey get water for their tank you visit,if not,you for hear am..

Drink 2 glasses of water 2 mins before going to defecate you won't experience hard pool.
Always do this

Sonnobax15:

One of the near death experience every man must have to face in life

Op,be thankful to God say na house wey get water for their tank you visit,if not,you for hear am..

Abi? I'm very greatful to God.

Namaster:
Some of you are talking about pushing and pushing like you have no regard for your life. Straining in the toilet can cause a lot of problems including hemorrhoids and anal fissure.

It's great that you escaped with your yansh intact. Now you, and the guy with sugarcane shit, need to make the following lifestyle changes:

1. Drink a LOT of water. No matter how much you drink CURRENTLY, drink more! Stay hydrated ALWAYS. Don't go anywhere without a bottle of water.

2. Eat a LOT of fiber. Green vegetables like Ugwu and fruits like apple, banana and watermelon should be your main diet.

3. AVOID bread. Eating most bread in Nigeria is begging for constipation.

4. Reduce rice.

5. Stop drinking alcohol. Alcohol dehydrates and ends up sucking up the moisture that should have heen used as a lubricant for your stool.

6. Don't strain in the toilet.

Add don't try to Push everything out at once, try cutting it with your anus then continue

And u just kept saying God in this rubbish story of urs.

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