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Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by SageOddy: 6:11am On Apr 07
Abeg help me answer this question.

Between a wife that is good in the kitchen and a wife that is good in bed, which of them will the husband love more?

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by duduade: 6:14am On Apr 07
As a man I will go for good in character, bad in kitchen and bad in bed... The last two she can still be taught and she will improve...

But that first attribute can never be learnt

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by VinnyBaba: 6:20am On Apr 07
OP, if you jam a Girl that knows how to Cook RUBBISH,
You won't ask this Question. undecided

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Ibaaboy(m): 6:23am On Apr 07
I don't play with my stomach
what is bed?
nonsense

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Seunpapa65: 6:26am On Apr 07
Stomach infastructure 😂😂
Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by chiommy123(f): 6:51am On Apr 07
Both.

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by PerfectStranger(m): 7:38am On Apr 07
I'm not gonna settle for less, women are setting standards as to their preference of men they want. So I'm going for both.

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Mikuni(m): 8:21am On Apr 07
Kitchen ooo. Who bed help
Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by iLegendd(m): 8:26am On Apr 07
If she's good in bed, she's wayward. Who taught her? Jumping around taught her.

A man needs a woman with a tight vjay (like my Asian ex) that can give his Johnson a good grip and must be vibrant. He'll teach her how to be good in bed. I taught her the rest.

So, every sensible man will go for good cook with a tight vjayjay. He'll teach her sex at home. Instead of being good in bed, but can't cook and you spend money sending her to a catering school where she'll still end up sleeping with ALL the male caterers and her boss.

Oh, for women, they'll prefer the opposite of what I wrote. A man who's great in bed, but average in kitchen. If he's good at both, fine, but the bedroom game is more important to her.

A hungry man is a malnourished angry lion.

Case closed.

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Divoc19(f): 8:27am On Apr 07
Bed. We order food or learn on YouTube. Teaching a matured woman how to be good in bed is almost impossible in this part of the world especially when she is too religious.

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by JOACHINpedro: 8:33am On Apr 07
Kitchen abeg,
I can teach her how to do
Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by JOACHINpedro: 8:35am On Apr 07
iLegendd:
If she's good in bed, she's wayward. Who taught her? Jumping around taught her.

A man needs a woman with a tight vjay that can give his Johnson a good grip and must be vibrant. He'll teach her how to be good in bed.

So, every sensible man will go for good cook with a tight vjayjay. He'll teach her the rest at home. Instead of being good in bed, but can't cook and you spend money sending her to a catering school where she'll still end up sleeping her male caterers and boss.

Case closed.

My thought exactly.
Sex happens once in a while but food is always.
Dig your grave if she happens to be a nympho

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Divoc19(f): 8:45am On Apr 07
A man with/without experience can not teach his matured wife how to be good and tight in bed. Girls learn these things among themselves when they are younger. Being good in bed does not signify having multitude partners , she may just be an adventurous one.

When a girl is feeling her man she will want to explore her fantasies, that does not mean she has slept with many men.

A man with his virgin wife may still miss experience touch out there and cheat someday.

Have you experience a man teaching his wife how to drive? That is the perfect example of a man teaching his wife how to make smack.

So, if I were a man, I will go for joy that will stay faithful and keep us healthy cheesy

iLegendd:
If she's good in bed, she's wayward. Who taught her? Jumping around taught her.

A man needs a woman with a tight vjay that can give his Johnson a good grip and must be vibrant. He'll teach her how to be good in bed.

So, every sensible man will go for good cook with a tight vjayjay.

Case closed.

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Beebah321(f): 8:58am On Apr 07
Good in kitchen.
Men too like food
Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by iLegendd(m): 9:00am On Apr 07
Divoc19:
A man with/without experience can not teach his matured wife how to be good and tight in bed. Girls learn this things among themselves when they are younger. Being good in bed does not signify having multitude partners , she may just be an adventurous one.

When a girl is feeling her man she will want to explore her fantasies, that does not mean she has slept with many men.

A man with his virgin wife may still miss experience touch out there and cheat someday.

Have you experience a man teaching his wife how to drive? That is the perfect example of a man teaching his wife how to make smack.


I have taught my bestie how to ride and do Kegel exercise and how to grip a dxck to give the illusion that it's too tight.

As a good friend, I gave her mine to practice with. When she got a man, she used it on him and he confessed how tight and sweet she is and can't get enough and he's madly in love with her. This is a girl that never had a tight one.

Unfortunately, she still comes to cheat on him with me, but I told her to be faithful. Sex no be my problem. Women just love varieties of dxcks while men love varieties of food first, before varieties of anything else. Na man wey get strength na him dey deliver him polling unit.

So, a man can teach a woman sex.

By the way, I agree with you that a woman being good in bed is not by sleeping around. She could master it from just one person, so you're right in that regard. Sadly, most Nigerian women get this experience from multiple men unlike my situation where I taught her.

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Divoc19(f): 9:09am On Apr 07
Aight. But you don’t cross the boarder with your bestie that’s why I keep ugly ones am not attracted to.

iLegendd:


As a good friend, I gave her mine to practice with. When she got a man, she used it on him and he confessed how tight and sweet she is and can't get enough and he's madly in love with her. This is a girl that never had a tight one.

Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Divoc19(f): 9:12am On Apr 07
Your something can humble the most unruly girl ever. Just know how to use it if you want to capitalize on it though.

duduade:
As a man I will go for good in character, bad in kitchen and bad in bed... The last two she can still be taught and she will improve...

But that first attribute can never be learnt


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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by iLegendd(m): 10:10am On Apr 07
Divoc19:
Aight. But you don’t cross the boarder with your bestie that’s why I keep ugly ones am not attracted to.

If you know me in real life, you MUST love me. I encapsulate focus, purpose, moral virtue and honesty. I'm only a demon when it's time for sex. Women are addicted to this personality which I have naturally.

To women, I prefer friends with benefit—not relationship. I'm the one who never gets into relationships cuz I love being alone.

The few I entered, na the women force me. Na them dey even shower me with gifts. From iPhone to Rolex, necklace, boxers, shoes, etc. I'm not even that good-looking or rich. I'm just too good at lots of things.

Also, two were beauty queens (one Asian, one Nigerian), and the others were stunning too, but not into pageantry.

They have everything a man needs: ass, brain, breast, beauty, glowing real skin, (I hate bleachers) etc. but I'm the problem — I'm used to being alone and it's where I find peace and progress.

What hurts these women is, with all their beauties and kindness, (them fine pass me and dem no dey bill me) na only friendship and sex I want. That is the only thing they can offer me. Even the gifts they give me, I can afford them myself in folds even though I'm not that rich—just great at managing what I have.

Also, I don't even give them money except TP, yet they love me and beg for relationship. That's the power you have as a guy when you have the best dxck game and zero emotional attachment to things in skirt. I'm not referring to size, but knowing how to use it.

The less a man cares, the faster he gets beautiful women and the less he spends. #Fact. Smart women know a man that will be great even if he doesn't have yet.

You people expect us to keep SIMPing and worshiping you because you are beautiful? 😂 A woman has NEVER and will NEVER friendzone me.

I even wrote a book on how to get any woman and never be friendzoned. See the book below.

That book is making sales globally and people from different countries send me messages telling me how it changed their dating games.

Some of us just care about org *sm, money, and peace of mind, not companionship from a woman. We are not gay and never will be — we are just smarter and we never fill lonely even when we're alone. Too many things to do.

Our male friends are the best companions because we discuss growth and progress without drama.

But when a woman is with me, I treat her well, massage, outing, caring, pampering, kissing her forehead, wrapping her in my arms, memorable love-making, bad boy rough knacking, and I even cook at times for them, etc.

With all these romantic gestures, you expect her to leave? Nah! They keep coming back because they've never seen a man who has what they want, he's caring, he's romantic, he's focused, calm, yet still a bad boy and has refused to fall in love even though he ticks all the boxes she craves.

You people think it's only women that are hard time get? My case is different. You can never get me, you can only enjoy me until I close the door.

These women give me access to their phones because they want to build trust, but me, trust a woman? Lol. Even if a woman is honest, still have zero trust on that gender because she's an emotional being and can switch when you least expect it.

Oh, don't mind me with my long epistle. I'm an author and I type fast and before I realize it, it's already long for some lazy people, but short for me. cheesy

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Divoc19(f): 10:34am On Apr 07
Great.
I’ll say I operate at this level now. I love my peace of mind and space and only play when I want.

But it’s also good to stress the disadvantages i.e.

If you don’t have kids or get married now. You MAY be losing out on good memories and become lonely when you get old.

Am done with both though. Na cruise I dey cheesy

iLegendd:


To women, I prefer friends with benefit—not relationship. I'm the one who never gets into relationships cuz I love being alone.

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by iLegendd(m): 10:36am On Apr 07
Divoc19:
Aight. But you don’t cross the boarder with your bestie that’s why I keep ugly ones am not attracted to.

By the way, you can't friendzone a bad boy even if he's ugly.

As long as he's rich or not even rich, but good in bed and has an I don't care attitude like Portable or Seyi Vibe, they'll just leave you the moment you refuse to give them sex and in less than 15 hours, you'll see them flaunting a white girl or a stunning black girl that is way taller and more beautiful than you. cheesy

Only unintelligent broke SIMPs can be friendzoned.

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by iLegendd(m): 10:37am On Apr 07
Divoc19:
Great.
I’ll say I operate at this level now. I love my peace of mind and space and only play when I want.

But it’s also good to stress the disadvantages i.e.

If you don’t have kids or get married now. You MAY be losing out on good memories and become lonely when you get old.

Am done with both though. Na cruise I dey cheesy


Alright

All the best, dear.

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by robinso01(m): 11:08am On Apr 07
People wey talk say way to man's heart na food knows wetin dem dey talk na.

I'll choose the one good in kitchen any day anytime
Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Tohmey(m): 11:39am On Apr 07
SageOddy:
Abeg help me answer this question.

Between a wife that is good in the kitchen and a wife that is good in bed, which of them will the husband love more?
Lol
For me to wife you
You must be perfect in both
Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Elzazzi: 12:04pm On Apr 07
iLegendd:
If she's good in bed, she's wayward. Who taught her? Jumping around taught her.

A man needs a woman with a tight vjay (like my Asian ex) that can give his Johnson a good grip and must be vibrant. He'll teach her how to be good in bed. I taught her the rest.

So, every sensible man will go for good cook with a tight vjayjay. He'll teach her sex at home. Instead of being good in bed, but can't cook and you spend money sending her to a catering school where she'll still end up sleeping with ALL the male caterers and her boss.

Oh, for women, they'll prefer the opposite of what I wrote. A man who's great in bed, but average in kitchen. If he's good at both, fine, but the bedroom game is more important to her.

A hungry man is a malnourished angry lion.

Case closed.


I always look out for your comments on threads as this. And @bolded nobe lie. Result of marrying a sexually loosed woman grin grin grin

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Savedday2: 12:15pm On Apr 07
Wetin you what use 9ja girls do for kitchen?
Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Elzazzi: 12:18pm On Apr 07
Tohmey:

Lol
For me to wife you
You must be perfect in both

Remember a woman good in sex had trainings with many trainers and experts grin grin grin

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Greystone: 12:52pm On Apr 07
Baba, marry a woman with good character that can cook well. Your stomach and future children will come and thank you.
Forget that bedmatics matter. Sex is overrated.

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by AcadaWriter: 1:19pm On Apr 07
Stomach infastructure 😂😂
Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Demigod22: 3:04pm On Apr 07
Actually, I have never thought about this question before, perhaps, it's natural for women to know how to cook especially in Africa. Most women I have a thing with are good cook, but most of them are poor in that sexual aspect.

I will still choose good cook, we can patiently learn the bedmatics together.

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Sniper101(m): 10:58pm On Apr 07
duduade:
As a man I will go for good in character, bad in kitchen and bad in bed... The last two she can still be taught and she will improve...

But that first attribute can never be learnt



Huncle, if na exam be this now, shebi you know say you dun get zero over hundred like this, abi

Dem say pick one out of the above, you rush go bring another option wey teacher no mention give you grin

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by EmmyMaestro(m): 11:17pm On Apr 07
I will go for both, so that I can either eat before eating or eat after eating, if you know, you know grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by Tohmey(m): 11:51pm On Apr 07
Elzazzi:


Remember a woman good in sex had trainings with many trainers and experts grin grin grin
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bad guy😃😃😃

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