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DenreleDave:
Nairalanders in delta state, your nairaland celeb is here with you in delta.

Meet and Greet


Ahnie Caaz.. How far, I wan come chop those delicious meal you dey always post abeg...

I have till Friday in delta

Where in Delta are you, if you’re in Asaba, I’ll welcome you to my state.

Dear mods pls don't post to front page now.. People are busy at work, post it on front page around 7 and 8pm

DenreleDave:
Scenario 1: plane ✈ going up... First I felt weak but I later align. I saw men like ants, I saw mansions like ant colony, I saw the 3rd mainland bridge and the oceans.
I went into the clouds 🌥, I stayed amongst the cloud 🌥, I went above the cloud 🌥. I saw the 5th heavens 😂😂😂. The plane looked slow in my sight but I'm sure it is not what I see it to be. It was as if something were blocking my ears, I had to dip my fingers in my ears.

Scenario 2: They gave us dwarf plastic water and snacks (though I was expecting vegetables and swallow 😂) . As the moment of typing this 8.20am, I am above the clouds.. The cloud 🌥 feel so lonely 😂😂😂. I finished my snacks in 2 minutes (me wey be ebinna 😂).

So it got to point I could not see anything again and the plane was shaking (Lord, hope this is not your call to home 😩). People were just sleeping and snoring, but as for me, Lagos boy, my eyes were wide open 👀👀 (I can't be caught unaware)

Scenario 3: We are preparing for landing 8.36am. E be like say something dey block my ears again 🙄🙄 and it's kinda heavy blocking. We are about landing 8.44am, cabin crew are instructed to sit and prepare for landing. I can see farmlands and scanty houses. Aeroplane wheels touched the ground 8 46 am. We got down from plane at 8.53am

Scenario 4: while I was in the sky, I remembered that iran has been firing bombs. I was praying they don't mistakenly fire one into Nigerian airspace while I am in the sky . I was just watching out from the window

Finally, that was how my flight trip to asaba went. This is my first time in delta state.

My nairaland fans in delta, Oya come and do meet and greet óòo 😂😂😂😂

twentyk:
Beware of counter attack. Village people mad gan seh, walahi.

fergie001:
What is there to be ashamed of?

I know where airport dey abi I don enter train before?

Kudos, guy

Prechgold1180:
Wer u go like go make I book plane ticket for you

Cantonese:
Why should you be ashamed as a first time flier? There are too many who can easily purchase several tickets at once, but choose not to go by air out of some fear.

Airplanes move at great speed. When you feel like nothing is happening, the airplane is moving.

Hopefully you can keep flying and enjoying your trips. I hope that your next journey should take you outside the country, do that you can experience other airports and countries.

Cheers.

ngwaIgbo223:
I hope you voted for Obi..if other way round I reserve my comment for now.

DenreleDave:
Scenario 1: plane ✈ going up... First I felt weak but I later align. I saw men like ants, I saw mansions like ant colony, I saw the 3rd mainland bridge and the oceans.
I went into the clouds 🌥, I stayed amongst the cloud 🌥, I went above the cloud 🌥. I saw the 5th heavens 😂😂😂. The plane looked slow in my sight but I'm sure it is not what I see it to be. It was as if something were blocking my ears, I had to dip my fingers in my ears.

Scenario 2: They gave us dwarf plastic water and snacks (though I was expecting vegetables and swallow 😂) . As the moment of typing this 8.20am, I am above the clouds.. The cloud 🌥 feel so lonely 😂😂😂. I finished my snacks in 2 minutes (me wey be ebinna 😂).

So it got to point I could not see anything again and the plane was shaking (Lord, hope this is not your call to home 😩). People were just sleeping and snoring, but as for me, Lagos boy, my eyes were wide open 👀👀 (I can't be caught unaware)

Scenario 3: We are preparing for landing 8.36am. E be like say something dey block my ears again 🙄🙄 and it's kinda heavy blocking. We are about landing 8.44am, cabin crew are instructed to sit and prepare for landing. I can see farmlands and scanty houses. Aeroplane wheels touched the ground 8 46 am. We got down from plane at 8.53am

Scenario 4: while I was in the sky, I remembered that iran has been firing bombs. I was praying they don't mistakenly fire one into Nigerian airspace while I am in the sky . I was just watching out from the window

Finally, that was how my flight trip to asaba went. This is my first time in delta state.

My nairaland fans in delta, Oya come and do meet and greet óòo 😂😂😂😂

RPG2020:
Why covering your face 😈👀 something is not right

DenreleDave:
Nairalanders in delta state, your nairaland celeb is here with you in delta.

Meet and Greet


Ahnie Caaz.. How far, I wan come chop those delicious meal you dey always post abeg...

I have till Friday in delta

Dear mods pls don't post to front page now.. People are busy at work, post it on front page around 7 and 8pm

franchasofficia:
On a more serious note, I don't think anyone should be celebrating traveling by air.


Me that is always praying not to even have any reason to travel beyond my city so that I won't have any reason to board a plane, life sha.


Anytime people post with excitement their travel experience by air, I just wonder why cos it makes me sick and jittery till the plane touches down the airport


The only travel I enjoy is driving myself around the city in company of friends.


Make me the President today and I will break the record of being the first President that didn't leave his country till his tenure expires

DenreleDave:
Nairalanders in delta state, your nairaland celeb is here with you in delta.

Meet and Greet


Ahnie Caaz.. How far, I wan come chop those delicious meal you dey always post abeg...

I have till Friday in delta

Dear mods pls don't post to front page now.. People are busy at work, post it on front page around 7 and 8pm

DenreleDave:
Firstly, I am not ashamed to say this is my first time boarding a plane, I decided to support our own, one of the best carrier "Airpeace". I will board Airpeace whether local or international.. I will support her. Though the fee was quite high but we will always support her.

So I was opportuned to be chosen for an opportunity to go outside lagos for an assignment. Initially, I thought we will be going through a bus until I was called to send my ID card details for flight.

Mehnn, this is my first time of going to an airport to board a plane ✈. First time to seat in the lounge waiting to fly. First time typing from an airport about to board a plane.

Spoiler: I am scared.. I fear height so much.

Local me , I have never been shy of asking people anything I don't know..
My village people wan first catch me for my ID card.. They insisted my national ID is not clear enough which is true ( thanks to Nigeria ways of doing things basha basha), but as an intentional man, I brought another ID and they were still contemplating if it was me . Háà village people wan carry me handicap on my first time to board a plane...

Later they cleared me, I still had to face another queue again, the one that surprised me most was when people were pulling off their shoes, Haaaaaaa wetin happen na? Why are we pulling our shoes ńa?
My village people whispered to me and said "Denrele, don't pull your shoe, go back home" and I replied them saying "Shut up village people, the God of Denrele rebuke you".

I humbled myself and I pulled my shoe, I kon dey waka with leg to go sit. We should have boarded our flight by 7 but it was announced that it will be delayed for 14 mins. 14 mins came and gone, nothing yet..

So we waited for about 1 hour than the departure. First time, I entered a plane ✈.. Jésù

DenreleDave:
Nairalanders in delta state, your nairaland celeb is here with you in delta.

Meet and Greet


Ahnie Caaz.. How far, I wan come chop those delicious meal you dey always post abeg...

I have till Friday in delta

Dear mods pls don't post to front page now.. People are busy at work, post it on front page around 7 and 8pm