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Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by AbuAeesha: 12:02pm On Apr 16
it was a nice idea patronizing indigenous airline.
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Omoawoke: 12:27pm On Apr 16
DenreleDave:
Nairalanders in delta state, your nairaland celeb is here with you in delta.

Meet and Greet grin grin grin grin grin grin


Ahnie Caaz.. How far, I wan come chop those delicious meal you dey always post abeg...

I have till Friday in delta

Dear mods pls don't post to front page now.. People are busy at work, post it on front page around 7 and 8pm grin grin grin grin


Nice one lol
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Originalsly: 12:35pm On Apr 16
Nice write up!
Hmmm .... 45 minutes flight and they served snacks? ... that's not normal ... Air Peace is really trying with service. Earache has to do with cabin pressure .... especially when flying very high ... and descending for landing. When it happens .... open your mouth verrrrry wide and yawn .... your ears will pop and all will be fine. Works for me ..... every time.

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Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Basmec(m): 1:10pm On Apr 16
Dem dey com but you go still win sha

DenreleDave:


Yes oo. My father.

I don hit village people 1 grin cheesy grin grin
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Munzy14(m): 1:24pm On Apr 16
Mariangeles:
So, it's Delta here that you cannot board a bus, abi? undecided
Kill the joy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by DenreleDave(m): 1:56pm On Apr 16
Basmec:
Dem dey com but you go still win sha


grin grin

Amen
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by DenreleDave(m): 1:57pm On Apr 16
mipeesoft:
This trip must've helped you to overcome your fear for heights and flight. Congrats broh, I pray one day my too will come this easy

Amen for you bro

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Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by DenreleDave(m): 1:58pm On Apr 16
BigDawsNet:


Your international doors is opened!

Amen.. Thank you bro

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Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by DenreleDave(m): 1:58pm On Apr 16
NeoWanZaeed:



So
.. earth is round from airplane abi

Actually not round... Flat but not almost flat

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Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by DenreleDave(m): 1:59pm On Apr 16
Sonnobax15:
. Where in Delta you camp? cool

Kwale
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by DenreleDave(m): 2:00pm On Apr 16
twentyk:
Beware of counter attack. Village people mad gan seh, walahi.

Men mount grin grin grin
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by DenreleDave(m): 2:00pm On Apr 16
Crowntop94:
This is just the beginning bro, you are going to many countries by God's grace.

Amen amen amen

Thanks boss

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Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by NeoWanZaeed(m): 2:05pm On Apr 16
DenreleDave:


Actually not round... Flat but not almost flat

Which one is almost not flat again

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Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by DenreleDave(m): 2:05pm On Apr 16
farady:
Congratulations brother. Like someone up there said, this is just the beginning. You don't have to be ashamed. I still remember the day my younger brother told me his first time to be lodged in a hotel. Tears filled my eyes. Today, he has traveled far and wide.

No wahala, just enjoy yourself and update us on your return trip back to Lagos. Wishing you a pleasant journey.

I will definitely.. Thanks
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by DenreleDave(m): 2:06pm On Apr 16
Elliotwaveforec:
Denrele my man, congratulations!

Thanks bosss
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Sonnobax15(m): 2:07pm On Apr 16
DenreleDave:


Kwale
. Ok..I dey Ughelli...

Anyways, welcome to Delta state cool
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by DenreleDave(m): 2:08pm On Apr 16
Freshboi316:
You wey fly go Delta go fly go Europe one day.

Amennnn
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by DenreleDave(m): 2:12pm On Apr 16
AngelicBeing:
Hian, you be FBI,l will ask DSS to detain you for 600 years for posting this details tongue

Bro I am not Suprised.

Most people knows my name here.. It is not hidden.

So it very easy to get my name... Notin new in what the guy posted at all
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Arrowgents: 2:19pm On Apr 16
The 1st time I flew from lagos to Abuja,the kain fear wey catch me all thru the flight ✈️ no be small,I no fit sleep onboard when pilot dey cruise at 40000ft,Nah straight to heaven be that but I am used to it now.
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Samesame247: 3:01pm On Apr 16
Cantonese:


Dirty minded boy you!
Make I first see you for Asaba.

I no be boi oo... na menz i bi oo 😂
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Superpack589: 3:11pm On Apr 16
Samesame247:
Welcome to delta. Incase you wanna chill out in Asaba, go to first empire, Dbs road; you would love it... or leisure park, 74 road.

Dont pay more than 10K per night for kpekus; no come cause inflation for toto matter
Why even pay 10k per night when you can have very good kpeks for less than that short time? Asaba has the best babes in Nigeria. Chaiiii. Just look for one keke man, tell am make e carry you go the best place. You no need waste money bro. You go see clean babes. Or in the night, just go to shoprite area.

If you want to go straight to the best, just go to Desire Logde at Anwai road. The best in the whole of Asaba.

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Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Superpack589: 3:13pm On Apr 16
Neckpresser101:
I'm not in Asaba this month for host you for my crib very close to the airport smiley

So that you go press e neck for night abi?
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Samesame247: 3:20pm On Apr 16
Superpack589:

Why even pay 10k per night when you can have very good kpeks for less than that short time? Asaba has the best babes in Nigeria. Chaiiii. Just look for one keke man, tell am make e carry you go the best place. You no need waste money bro. You go see clean babes. Or in the night, just go to shoprite area.

I no dey do per yun... i love TDB... make i sleep forget prick for kpekus

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Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by DenreleDave(m): 3:21pm On Apr 16
Arrowgents:
The 1st time I flew from lagos to Abuja,the kain fear wey catch me all thru the flight ✈️ no be small,I no fit sleep onboard when pilot dey cruise at 40000ft,Nah straight to heaven be that but I am used to it now.
Bro, I saw people sleeping..

I wanted forming sleep too but I can't can't..

I can be up so high and sleep, what if plane wan crash?

Omo my eyes were wide opened grin grin grin
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Superpack589: 3:27pm On Apr 16
Samesame247:


I no dey do per yun... i love TDB... make i sleep forget prick for kpekus
I no see anything special in TDB. Last last, you no go nack throughout the night seff. Night na for sleep.
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Samesame247: 3:32pm On Apr 16
Superpack589:

I no see anything special in TDB. Last last, you no go nack throughout the night seff. Night na for sleep.

I no fit count t 10k give, make i sleep throughout... na to dey dig hole till daybreak

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Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by BeeNG3: 3:33pm On Apr 16
Mad
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by GrammarNazi1(m): 3:42pm On Apr 16
DenreleDave:

Bro, I saw people sleeping..

I wanted forming sleep too but I can't can't..

I can be up so high and sleep, what if plane wan crash?

Omo my eyes were wide opened grin grin grin
Denrele, shey you don see now say science and technology pass juju.
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Samesame247: 3:45pm On Apr 16
Cantonese:


Dirty minded boy you!
Make I first see you for Asaba.

I mount bro... i dey empire saturday/sunday night bro
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Superpack589: 3:46pm On Apr 16
Samesame247:


I no fit count t 10k give, make i sleep throughout... na to dey dig hole till daybreak
Badt guy.
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Paddyben: 3:57pm On Apr 16
DenreleDave:
Scenario 1: plane ✈ going up... First I felt weak but I later align. I saw men like ants, I saw mansions like ant colony, I saw the 3rd mainland bridge and the oceans.
I went into the clouds 🌥, I stayed amongst the cloud 🌥, I went above the cloud 🌥. I saw the 5th heavens 😂😂😂. The plane looked slow in my sight but I'm sure it is not what I see it to be. It was as if something were blocking my ears, I had to dip my fingers in my ears.
U very funny.. u really made me laugh it out..😊

Scenario 2: They gave us dwarf plastic water and snacks (though I was expecting vegetables and swallow 😂) . As the moment of typing this 8.20am, I am above the clouds.. The cloud 🌥 feel so lonely 😂😂😂. I finished my snacks in 2 minutes (me wey be ebinna 😂).

So it got to point I could not see anything again and the plane was shaking (Lord, hope this is not your call to home 😩). People were just sleeping and snoring, but as for me, Lagos boy, my eyes were wide open 👀👀 (I can't be caught unaware)

Scenario 3: We are preparing for landing 8.36am. E be like say something dey block my ears again 🙄🙄 and it's kinda heavy blocking. We are about landing 8.44am, cabin crew are instructed to sit and prepare for landing. I can see farmlands and scanty houses. Aeroplane wheels touched the ground 8 46 am. We got down from plane at 8.53am

Scenario 4: while I was in the sky, I remembered that iran has been firing bombs. I was praying they don't mistakenly fire one into Nigerian airspace while I am in the sky grin grin grin. I was just watching out from the window

Finally, that was how my flight trip to asaba went. This is my first time in delta state.

My nairaland fans in delta, Oya come and do meet and greet óòo 😂😂😂😂
Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Samesame247: 4:41pm On Apr 16
Superpack589:

Why even pay 10k per night when you can have very good kpeks for less than that short time? Asaba has the best babes in Nigeria. Chaiiii. Just look for one keke man, tell am make e carry you go the best place. You no need waste money bro. You go see clean babes. Or in the night, just go to shoprite area.

If you want to go straight to the best, just go to Desire Logde at Anwai road. The best in the whole of Asaba.

Bro, so u know desire!!! U badt bi that... desire babea are the best for per yun... very very recommendable

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