Samesame247:


Bro, so u know desire!!! U badt bi that... desire babea are the best for per yun... very very recommendable

Aswear.

NPFLADMIN:
Never been in a plane before.

May God help us

Dont worry, it's turn by turn. You will not plan when it happens

I never entered an airplane until I got married. 3 months after I married, the opportunity came and since then, I became a bird. Always in the air...to the point that I was tired of flying.

My first day was a total learning curve. I observed everything. And I experienced everything.

Flying is always refreshing. I didn't blink and eye for once in my first flight. Subsequently, I would sleep the entire flight.

One connecting flight got me really scared and that day, I said my last prayers. I was wondering whether the plane was falling off the sky, cos everything was shaking, and turning and twisting, and braking, and jumping up and diving.

Those who have not flown before shd know that one day, it will start.

Aww, enjoy your time there

Ff

Mariangeles:
So, it's Delta here that you cannot board a bus, abi?

na em i wan tell ohh "but i know nah broke make me reasoning like this"

DenreleDave:
Scenario 1: plane ✈ going up... First I felt weak but I later align. I saw men like ants, I saw mansions like ant colony, I saw the 3rd mainland bridge and the oceans.
I went into the clouds 🌥, I stayed amongst the cloud 🌥, I went above the cloud 🌥. I saw the 5th heavens 😂😂😂. The plane looked slow in my sight but I'm sure it is not what I see it to be. It was as if something were blocking my ears, I had to dip my fingers in my ears.

Scenario 2: They gave us dwarf plastic water and snacks (though I was expecting vegetables and swallow 😂) . As the moment of typing this 8.20am, I am above the clouds.. The cloud 🌥 feel so lonely 😂😂😂. I finished my snacks in 2 minutes (me wey be ebinna 😂).

So it got to point I could not see anything again and the plane was shaking (Lord, hope this is not your call to home 😩). People were just sleeping and snoring, but as for me, Lagos boy, my eyes were wide open 👀👀 (I can't be caught unaware)

Scenario 3: We are preparing for landing 8.36am. E be like say something dey block my ears again 🙄🙄 and it's kinda heavy blocking. We are about landing 8.44am, cabin crew are instructed to sit and prepare for landing. I can see farmlands and scanty houses. Aeroplane wheels touched the ground 8 46 am. We got down from plane at 8.53am

Scenario 4: while I was in the sky, I remembered that iran has been firing bombs. I was praying they don't mistakenly fire one into Nigerian airspace while I am in the sky . I was just watching out from the window

Finally, that was how my flight trip to asaba went. This is my first time in delta state.

My nairaland fans in delta, Oya come and do meet and greet óòo 😂😂😂😂

Bro I was once like you I nearly die as a pure village boy and first in my family.

DenreleDave:
Nairalanders in delta state, your nairaland celeb is here with you in delta.

Meet and Greet


Ahnie Caaz.. How far, I wan come chop those delicious meal you dey always post abeg...

I have till Friday in delta

Dear mods pls don't post to front page now.. People are busy at work, post it on front page around 7 and 8pm

Which side you dey for asaba? Let's flex u a little...welcome to the Big ♥

Sweetvie:
Chukxie!!
Man, you're still here!
How's it going in Hunan?
I hope i remember that correctly 🤔

Helloooooo! My friend from when Nairaland was sweet! I greet you! Yes, I'm still in Hunan. How're you? Where you dey now?

Kinterez:

Which side you dey for asaba? Let's flex u a little...welcome to the Big ♥

Boss.. Thanks much

I far from Asaba oo

@OP Very interesting write up. Couldn't stop laughing when you said 'Me, Lagos boy, can't be caught unaware'. I sharply survey my surrounding again when I see that line.
I'm sure it will be more fun and interesting when you're writing about your experience traveling international. More blessings bro.

How much is the ticket from Lagos to asaba?

fergie001:
What is there to be ashamed of?

I know where airport dey abi I don enter train before?

Kudos, guy

The salary weh u deh receive from seūn now, when u finally enter plane, no forget to create thread on it o.
We deh watch u.

Wainey:
The salary weh u deh receive from seūn now, when u finally enter plane, no forget to create thread on it o.
We deh watch u.

Hahahahahahahaha, no wahala...

henrimoto:
TwentyK . O ti pe o. Where've you been all this while ? Good to know you are Around.

ive been around OG. Nice reaching out. I feel appreciated. Thanks.

chukxie:


Helloooooo! My friend was when Nairaland was sweet! I greet you! Yes, I'm still in Hunan. How're you? Where you dey now?

Lol
I'm very well, thank you.
I'm still here in Perth. How's my baby girl doing? Lol, I still remember her

Sweetvie:
Lol
I'm very well, thank you.
I'm still here in Perth. How's my baby girl doing? Lol, I still remember her

Glory to God for all things. I'm really glad to hear from you. Baby girl's now in 4th grade! Time does fly,doesn't it? How's the family doing? My warmest regards to everyone out there in Perth.

chukxie:


Glory to God for all things. I'm really glad to hear from you. Baby girl's now in 4th grade! Time does fly,doesn't it? How's the family doing? My warmest regards to everyone out there in Perth.

Wow, time really does fly! She's growing up so fast, that's good to hear 🤗
Everyone here In perth is doing well, thanks for asking. Please pass on my warmest regards to your family as well!

I'll like to go to Asaba one day. Heard it's a bubbling city though also dangerous.