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DenreleDave:
Nairalanders in delta state, your nairaland celeb is here with you in delta.

Meet and Greet


Ahnie Caaz.. How far, I wan come chop those delicious meal you dey always post abeg...

I have till Friday in delta

Dear mods pls don't post to front page now.. People are busy at work, post it on front page around 7 and 8pm

DenreleDave:
Yes oo. My father.

I don hit village people 1

Mariangeles:
So, it's Delta here that you cannot board a bus, abi?

Basmec:
Dem dey com but you go still win sha

mipeesoft:
This trip must've helped you to overcome your fear for heights and flight. Congrats broh, I pray one day my too will come this easy

BigDawsNet:
Your international doors is opened!

NeoWanZaeed:
So
.. earth is round from airplane abi

Sonnobax15:
. Where in Delta you camp?

twentyk:
Beware of counter attack. Village people mad gan seh, walahi.

Crowntop94:
This is just the beginning bro, you are going to many countries by God's grace.

DenreleDave:
Actually not round... Flat but not almost flat

farady:
Congratulations brother. Like someone up there said, this is just the beginning. You don't have to be ashamed. I still remember the day my younger brother told me his first time to be lodged in a hotel. Tears filled my eyes. Today, he has traveled far and wide.

No wahala, just enjoy yourself and update us on your return trip back to Lagos. Wishing you a pleasant journey.

Elliotwaveforec:
Denrele my man, congratulations!

DenreleDave:
Kwale

Freshboi316:
You wey fly go Delta go fly go Europe one day.

AngelicBeing:
Hian, you be FBI,l will ask DSS to detain you for 600 years for posting this details

Cantonese:
Dirty minded boy you!
Make I first see you for Asaba.

Samesame247:
Welcome to delta. Incase you wanna chill out in Asaba, go to first empire, Dbs road; you would love it... or leisure park, 74 road.

Dont pay more than 10K per night for kpekus; no come cause inflation for toto matter

Neckpresser101:
I'm not in Asaba this month for host you for my crib very close to the airport

Superpack589:
Why even pay 10k per night when you can have very good kpeks for less than that short time? Asaba has the best babes in Nigeria. Chaiiii. Just look for one keke man, tell am make e carry you go the best place. You no need waste money bro. You go see clean babes. Or in the night, just go to shoprite area.

Arrowgents:
The 1st time I flew from lagos to Abuja,the kain fear wey catch me all thru the flight ✈️ no be small,I no fit sleep onboard when pilot dey cruise at 40000ft,Nah straight to heaven be that but I am used to it now.

Samesame247:
I no dey do per yun... i love TDB... make i sleep forget prick for kpekus

Superpack589:
I no see anything special in TDB. Last last, you no go nack throughout the night seff. Night na for sleep.

DenreleDave:
Bro, I saw people sleeping..

I wanted forming sleep too but I can't can't..

I can be up so high and sleep, what if plane wan crash?

Omo my eyes were wide opened

Cantonese:
Dirty minded boy you!
Make I first see you for Asaba.

Samesame247:
I no fit count t 10k give, make i sleep throughout... na to dey dig hole till daybreak

DenreleDave:
Scenario 1: plane ✈ going up... First I felt weak but I later align. I saw men like ants, I saw mansions like ant colony, I saw the 3rd mainland bridge and the oceans.
I went into the clouds 🌥, I stayed amongst the cloud 🌥, I went above the cloud 🌥. I saw the 5th heavens 😂😂😂. The plane looked slow in my sight but I'm sure it is not what I see it to be. It was as if something were blocking my ears, I had to dip my fingers in my ears.
U very funny.. u really made me laugh it out..😊

Scenario 2: They gave us dwarf plastic water and snacks (though I was expecting vegetables and swallow 😂) . As the moment of typing this 8.20am, I am above the clouds.. The cloud 🌥 feel so lonely 😂😂😂. I finished my snacks in 2 minutes (me wey be ebinna 😂).

So it got to point I could not see anything again and the plane was shaking (Lord, hope this is not your call to home 😩). People were just sleeping and snoring, but as for me, Lagos boy, my eyes were wide open 👀👀 (I can't be caught unaware)

Scenario 3: We are preparing for landing 8.36am. E be like say something dey block my ears again 🙄🙄 and it's kinda heavy blocking. We are about landing 8.44am, cabin crew are instructed to sit and prepare for landing. I can see farmlands and scanty houses. Aeroplane wheels touched the ground 8 46 am. We got down from plane at 8.53am

Scenario 4: while I was in the sky, I remembered that iran has been firing bombs. I was praying they don't mistakenly fire one into Nigerian airspace while I am in the sky . I was just watching out from the window

Finally, that was how my flight trip to asaba went. This is my first time in delta state.

My nairaland fans in delta, Oya come and do meet and greet óòo 😂😂😂😂

Superpack589:
Why even pay 10k per night when you can have very good kpeks for less than that short time? Asaba has the best babes in Nigeria. Chaiiii. Just look for one keke man, tell am make e carry you go the best place. You no need waste money bro. You go see clean babes. Or in the night, just go to shoprite area.

If you want to go straight to the best, just go to Desire Logde at Anwai road. The best in the whole of Asaba.