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they only care about getting off and expect guys to do all the work, mfw you're nothing more than an autonomous meat Love Machine to them

Most men are satisfied with having a hole to plow. In fact, they'll pursue it and even pay for it.

So there's no need for women to get better at sex when men are satisfied with the barest minimum.

Best thing is to LEARN to arrange them into the position you want and bang away. Sex positions flow into each other if you know what you're doing.

Na Entitlement dey cause am.....

U are the man..it's ur duty to give me
Give me money
Give me love
Give me pleasure
House
Car
Sleep

Yet they ask u what else do u want when u leave because they've given u all u ever want and need in life

They will just set their yansh or spread their legs wide and wait for you to hammer and jerk off with your preek.

Many women believes that sex work is only for the man, while they lay down like dead body.

Okay. What is the woman supposed to do? Does she have penis? Abi do you want to lie down during missionary let her Bleep you? How will that work?

There's only one style where women really have control and that is cowgirl (reverse also)

Other than that, do you want to be banged? Get a Love Machine and tie it to your babe's waist, and bend your nyash. See if she won't perform.

Bongadu:
they only care about getting off and expect guys to do all the work, mfw you're nothing more than an autonomous meat Love Machine to them

Many Nigerian women are circumcised and this removes the pleasure of sex.

Sex is now simply a chore. Perhaps try tribes where female circumcision isn't practiced.

I suspect the Efik and Ibibio don't circumcised. Add Hausa to the list.

omoh.........i tink say nah only me dey even notice dis tin.

sum grls no jst sabi bleep at all,them go jst lay down lyk dead wood

A very amusing thread from the male folks lol. Let me break it down to you guys. Please be honest. How many of you have not turned around to call us ASHAWO all because we pleased you in bed by actively participating.

A lady who sexually expresses herself during sex have at most times raised suspicion in her man and his insecurities to a point that he loses his mind.

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Some girls aren't necessarily lazy in bed,if they see u as judgemental esp if u 're in a relationship nd she likes u a lot and wants to keep u she tends to pretend not to know a lot of things abt sex so u won't see her as a spoilt girl.

I once had a girl like that but after some time I found out she was a machine

Avoid girls wey dey shy them go frustrate you even to kiss na problem she will be saying i don't want my mummy to know ooh 😲

Lol... See insecued men everywhere lamenting...
You all keep looking for virgins .. if you have sex with a virgin, it's your duty to teach her how to please a man on bed...
But when you sleep with an expert, it's your duty to gather body well, for you don't know what lies ahead; if na she go carry you go cloud 9...

I don't claim to be a virgin...
But when I handle my guy, him sex go know say for job, "Experience better pass certificate"...

Because the experts are the oloshoes in the community.

Dyfynezz12:
Some girls aren't necessarily lazy in bed,if they see u as judgemental esp if u 're in a relationship nd she likes u a lot and wants to keep u she tends to pretend not to know a lot of things abt sex so u won't see her as a spoilt girl.

I once had a girl like that but after some time I found out she was a machine

Even you a teenager have started having sex, what did you score in your jamb?

Bongadu:
they only care about getting off and expect guys to do all the work, mfw you're nothing more than an autonomous meat Love Machine to them

God bless you for this.

Mostof them are so boring in bed.

They think guys are machine and annoyingly, some of them have bodies capable of making a guy lose his erection yet they just think the guy should see their bodies and have erection.

Rubbish n nonsense.

EreluRoz:
Even you a teenager have started having sex, what did you score in your jamb?

so the dude na teen.

Puss360:
Lol... See insecued men everywhere lamenting...
You all keep looking for virgins .. if you have sex with a virgin, it's your duty to teach her how to please a man on bed...
But when you sleep with an expert, it's your duty to gather body well, for you don't know what lies ahead; if na she go carry you go cloud 9...

I don't claim to be a virgin...
But when I handle my guy, him sex go know say for job, "Experience better pass certificate"...

Men want a woman that behaves like a lady outside but like a slut in the bedroom.

Abeg lemme be your guy, handle me

Una never know anything

Puss360:
Lol... See insecued men everywhere lamenting...
You all keep looking for virgins .. if you have sex with a virgin, it's your duty to teach her how to please a man on bed...
But when you sleep with an expert, it's your duty to gather body well, for you don't know what lies ahead; if na she go carry you go cloud 9...

I don't claim to be a virgin...
But when I handle my guy, him sex go know say for job, "Experience better pass certificate"...

I don't understand.. but we all know you are a guy nah pretending to be a girl?

Not just about sex.

A lot of Nigerian women were raised to be ordinary at anything and everything, there are lots of exceptions tho and I've come to realize that na we men dey cause am. Ajeh!

How many of we guys have straight up asked for what we want from a woman , be it your sister or your girl or your mum sef.

How many of you have asked your female colleagues for money?

We just give give and give, we only start complaining when we can't keep giving. It's not just about money alone here.

Dear Nigerian man, ask for what you want from women! Start asking early enough too. You will not die!

Namaster:
Most men are satisfied with having a hole to plow. In fact, they'll pursue it and even pay for it.

So there's no need for women to get better at sex when men are satisfied with the barest minimum.

Best thing is to LEARN to arrange them into the position you want and bang away. Sex positions flow into each other if you know what you're doing.

I dont like this. There are over 3.5 billion women on earth. you slept with one or two only to come here and disturb our ear and generalise. Bia.. Be careful!

I suggest we men go on a six months protest no sex strike. Who is with me?

Puss360:
Lol... See insecued men everywhere lamenting...
You all keep looking for virgins .. if you have sex with a virgin, it's your duty to teach her how to please a man on bed...
But when you sleep with an expert, it's your duty to gather body well, for you don't know what lies ahead; if na she go carry you go cloud 9...

I don't claim to be a virgin...
But when I handle my guy, him sex go know say for job, "Experience better pass certificate"...

I have never met you before but I trust totally say you go sabi hammer your man wella

You guys are looking for a lady with sexual dexterity and will also complain of body counts at the same time. Where she go get the experience, na church?

The higher the body count, the higher the experience, you gat choose!

Is there any animal where the female does anything during mating Why should humans be different

Una never know anything

Women are not bad during sex when they truly love you. If a woman is emotionally connected she lets hell lose in the bedroom. But most men who don’t understand shit about women are quick to judge them as being promiscuous. Make una forget some women sef de plan d whole sexcapade for their head days before the show sef unlike us men.

ednut1:
Is there any animal where the female does anything during mating Why should humans be different

Thank you. Sometimes you are good, other times you are annoying

ednut1:
Is there any animal where the female does anything during mating Why should humans be different

I just weak for this generation of men

ednut1:
Is there any animal where the female does anything during mating Why should humans be different

Oh boy! You be research scientist

Just say Nigerian women

And that's because most Nigerian men have low standards, most Nigerians guys are satisfied with just the barest effort without demanding more.

Most Nigerian women will put in the effort if you show you won't be satisfy with anything less, will be accommodating toward her sexual fantasy and tendency and won't be judgemental and stereotypical, but most Nigerian men are just satisfy to get by.

Even though most women have that slutty and kinky vibe, not any man can bring it out because they are afraid of being label a LovePeddler and a prostitute even though that's what most of them are really are just very good at acting and deceiving.

ednut1:
Is there any animal where the female does anything during mating Why should humans be different

That's because we are the most intelligent animals.

You know animals mostly rape each other too whenever they feel like it.

If you want to have sex why don't you go out and rape any woman you like just like other animals , abi why should humans be different ?