COMRADES, I don't think that there is anyone of us (nairaland bachelors) who would like to marry a girl that is not exposed. Whether we like it or not, nairaland is a platform that educate or enlighten us in one way or another in the journey of life, here is the reason why I want to marry from here

My so-called-first-choice girlfriend is a graduate of computer science, I was reading a newspaper one day and she was nearby, when she saw Obasanjo's picture, then she said; this face looks familiar, surprisingly, I asked her, don't you know this man? Boldly, she said yes! Her own TV show is Hollywood

My so-called-second-choice girlfriend holds LLB from OAU Ile Ife, and there was a day we were discussing about career, then I suggested that she should join the police since she was complaining that she is still a novice in the law profession, dejectedly, she asked! Do you want me to die at a battle field or while fighting Bokoharam? Then I enlightened her that there is lagal department and also there is administrative department in the police, she can choose to work in any of them

My so-called-third-choice girlfriend (SSCE and intending police officer), she visited me sometime ago and we were watching soundcity channel, to my surprise, that girl could not identify Fireboydml, Rema, Joeboy, portable even the current status of Olamide and Kizzdaniel. Her own television show is Nollywood from A-Z

Informal relationship (a Jehovah Withness), sometime ago I escorted a girl on a visit to a lecturer, while in his office, jockulaly the lecturer asked her, I always see you around this young man, do you love him? Where are you from? She said I'm from Agbo, Delta State, furthermore, he asked, do you know who is Lucky Irabo? Immediately, the girl became speechless! Out of pity, I whispered to her (he is the chief of defence staff of Nigeria) but girl answered him that he is the chief of staff, staff of Nigeria
The girl na another diehard Hollywood and Nollywood watcher

But you see these girls/ maids/ spinters wei we get for nairaland are very very exposed and they no fit fall person hand yakata like this. The disgrace plenty oo, I just pointed out these few ones for the sake of time
Unless proven otherwise by God, my future wife will come from nairaland
Thank you very much

I agree. However, Siofra would show you pepper if you…😷

Hmmm!

Funniest thread ever since I joined Nairaland

OP, you roll with ignorant babes.


It's more peaceful and noble to marry a demented girl from the street than to marry the brightest female Nairalander.

Today's episode on "Things that shouldn't happen"

LordIsaac:
I agree. However, Siofra would show you pepper if you…😷

She no fit, no be that lady with slim body?

Wait oo, is like you know her in person

EreluRoz is it true

I dated someone from nairaland she is very intelligent. Any nairalander truly are academically sound. Especially old accounts.

The Nairalander I wanted to marry don't even talk to me anymore


😞

Solofresh2:
EreluRoz is it true

Abeg I no wan shake table oo

MELAGROS JUST NO SAY NO VIRGIN FOR NAIRA LAND OOO THEM DONE CAST

Melagros:

Abeg I no wan shake table oo

illicit:
The Nairalander I wanted to marry don't even talk to me anymore


😞

So sorry about this
If you love her, keep pushing

Melagros:

So sorry about this
If you love her, keep pushing

Hmmmm

Can't push nothing... I don't have d energy

She don't wanna talk to me no more

wizrose:
MELAGROS JUST NO SAY NO VIRGIN FOR NAIRA LAND OOO THEM DONE CAST

No wahala nah

Melagros:

No wahala nah

NO PROBLEM AS NA FELLY USE YOU DAY FINE THEM PLENTY FOR HERE BUT NA JUST GRADE BY GRADE HOPE YOU CAN SWIM BRO LOL

Wetin be this

Nairalanders are fellow Nigerians so no big deal. Your current girl might even be on NL without your knowledge. You can marry anyone if you know them enough and you love each other and, most importantly, the lady has the ability to help achieve your life goals.

Some of the girls here are actually beautiful and abstract contranditions of their online personality,more polite & calm yet exhibit tigress attitude online how they manage to switch personality na hin I no understand 😬

LordIsaac:
I agree. However, Siofra would show you pepper if you…😷

Siofra Gini, I die alone 💯

Rubbish! Even to knack any NL female, I will never try it again. The three wey I knack, na so them carry infection knack me.

They will come to NL and be forming porch. They are all dirty, useless ashawo that are carrying bunch of sexual transmitted infection. And the annoying part is, they are distributing it up and down.

The day I go vex, I go call those three useless girls name here.

Not bad, if I see a cool headed gal here, I will give it a try.

id4sho:

Siofra Gini, I die alone 💯

Exactly!😊

Funniest thread ever since I joined Nairaland

Zonefree:
OP, you roll with ignorant babes.


It's more peaceful and noble to marry a demented girl from the street than to marry the brightest female Nairalander.

U like vawulence too much

A female nairaland member? Is like you dont want to be around your kids long enough. I can't even introduce a female nairaland member to an enemy for a romantic journey.

Savedday2:
Rubbish! Even to knack any NL female, I will never try it again. The three wey I knack, na so them carry infection knack me.

They will come to NL and be forming porch. They are all dirty, useless ashawo that are carrying bunch of sexual transmitted infection. And the annoying part is, they are distributing it up and down.

The day I go vex, I go call those three useless girls name here.

Hmmmmm!

seriously I would love too. But it is really hard being that it is a faceless forum.

Nl females are too exposed, they’re corrupted and can’t be revived

In other words damaged

obinna58:
Nl females are too exposed, they’re corrupted and can’t be revived

In other words damaged

Did you mean this or you are just being critical here? Contrary to your opinion what the op said is true. they are intellectual and informed.