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Is your relationship like this??☺️☺️

I swear bro....you just described my relationship...

Omoh,e good say make guyman date this kind of banny,but put am at the back of your mind say you go tire for drama

Last night,I slept off due to the stressful day I had during the day without calling my banny....That was after I called her around 8p.m,but after then I dosed off......Na so she cAll me around 11p.m and begin para . Say why I no call her,tell her say I wan sleep ..can you imagine?

Omoh, sometimes,the clinginess dey make the relationship dey tire me but it's something I really need at this time, especially now wey good bannies don dey go into extinction small small

You will soon be served hot pepper-soup as breakfast. Then your head would experience a reset.
No man can love you as deeply as you seem to do.
I pity you. Na your toto go hear am. By the time he's through with you, your next man would see your thing as a badly dug borehole.
My dear, love is a display of foolishness.
Dey play!

If you are busy and occupied with work and hustle, you will not have time for all this nonsense. Na small pikin and idleness dey worry the girl.

Dramatic relationship, let me keep quiet kos I don't have the moral right to accuse anyone of being dramatic.

She fit poison u...

Many Nigerian girls are like this.

Dem go say na love

Lol
This was the girl I dated when I was serving.
Same chat pattern.

A single missed call meant I was with another girl
"Love you" was never accepted "I love you" was the phrase

Tired and not in the mood to have s*x babe would say I was cheating and I have slept with other girls reason why I wasn't in the mood.
After a round or two, she was Oliver twist she still wanted more, if I said no, "you have used your energy on other girls"


To be fine boy no easy, sha dey package join am dress nice, smell nice, a lil liquor and maybe some tiny Mary Jane. Trust me you are getting loyal baddies attention, they wouldn't want to share you even some go spend money on you.
I don't care about the body count if she is loyal
I miss you Faith and I pray I meet you again soon, I fit marry you.

As a poor man or as a rich guy, because you need money to be romantic in this part of the world.

hhh

I don't date girls below 26 years. I don't have the energy for their drama.

Same person using two sims to finish his or herself with imagination.

Las Las when you get served, your body go calm

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Not even a bestie Monkey can separate us

Bestie just died

The lady have self esteem issues.

I sorry for who take 9ja girls serious. Only use and dump them.

If you are already married, kindly divorce her now before it's too late.

Make Una find work do... Country hard

Nigerian girls are problematic

Lol

Not real.

Her bestie and her babe are using the same d.p.

They forgot to change it when changing the contact name.

They are still strangers
Or
One is cinderralling in the relationship (fairies and other imaginaries)

Being real is the deal.

Na person way chop bellefull for this tinubu government dey think of love

Op is playing with acid but he thinks he's catching cruise

She will outgrow this nonsense .

Does she want to kill someone's son with clinginess.
Obsession is not love .This is the kind of nonsense that leads to crimes of passion.

Mumu lovers