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The part he asked " Do you know the god of Thunder?" Lol it got me laughing out so loud. The reply was equally funny. Scammers are heartless and wicked.

no be only Thor. na Tortoise

that part cracked me up real good 🤣

Oriyomin25:
Hell of a funny chats
To be honest i have never been scammed in my life, not even 100 Naira.

Greed and Stupidity is what is killing Nigerians and not lack of awareness, trust me this guy could end up Been scammed again after this. Imagine after all MMM did them, We never learn our lessons.

Not always, I have paid money to a company account before and was scammed, COMPANY ACCOUNT OH!

KEYSTONE BANK is a scammer bank, the stories was just much, I was really pained because it was money saved during NYSC.

I TOLD YOU GUYS, NIGERIA IS GONE

Why can't our police do their work?

Nigeria is disgusting abeg!

Sucrest:
Please dear Daddy and Mommy, forgive me for bringing this here. am doing this because av run out of options and I don't have any other choice. My name is Kelly, I gave birth to my boy Ayomide 2 years ago and since then it has been a rollercoaster of one event to another. My fiance abandoned us and I move in back with my parents taking care of my son all alone without any assistance even though he was always falling very sick all the time. I notice that he always feels discomfort when his trying to breath so I looked for money to take my son to the hospital. He was diagnosed with congenital heart defect, a hole in his heart, as the cause of his breathing problems. I've cried my eyes out but if only crying can solve problem. I can't stand to see my child in pain.

I've gone almost everywhere I can possibly go but no hope except for hospital. Doctors say that he will need to undergo surgery at UCH for N4.5million and my family with the help of some very kind hearted people have been able to raise part of N3 million. We have sold off almost everything valuable to us but it's not yet enough, that why I am appealing to well meaning Nigerians, if you're touched to save my son's life, please find it in your kind heart to extend a hand of help to him. Nothing is too small in the sight of God. Am calling kind hearted people, please help save my boys life. Please am also calling upon any NGO that can accept my sons condition please. May God almighty bless you immensely and wipe away sorrow from your eye. Amen.

Video Prove;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_LdlNdoYYU?si=cZOjfPmQIRLuLALT

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Access Bank
Kelly Monday
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U no know ur mummy and Daddy abi...
Na u na matter we dey treat here

People who threaten actually end up doing nothing.


If you must act, don't talk.

Doesn't look funny to me at all. A scammer is boldly telling you that you won't see a dime out of your own money.

This scamming is not only a heartless thing to do, but it has given Nigeria a very bad name. I can't just find anything funny about it. If someone did this to me I would just be trying to regain my mental health.

That's why I don't pity them when I see policee harassing them.

having a good laugh reading this before sleeping

Wawelexy:
The guy didn't loose totally, at least he was entertained, AY LIVE no even funny reach those chats I read up there....

He be lyk say I need plenty person who go join me in china whaoo but Mr professional scam you too weked ooo

Saturnalia:
The scammer Na real craze man

You want to double your 100k within 30minutes?

Your coconut head no tell you say if it’s real , poor people for no dey Nigeria again?

Anybody wey call my number, and TrueCaller displays Binomo Investment or any fictitious name with investment attached to it; my first response to that call is - “E No Go Better For You and Your Mother.”

I was at Rolak two weeks ago and my phone rang. I picked up and the first thing I heard was: “Hello, Don’t You Recognize My Voice?”

My response was: “Na Sopona go wipe out your entire lineage.”

Kia, mo ti sha werey ni blocking.

Rolak at where ?

d pple fallin 4 scam are greedy and self centered peep..imagine tellin a white woman u love her, she isnt falling for u cos of love, ahe is fallim for u cos u already gave her d impression u rich, she feels givin u moni she is winnin ur trust or u tellin some1 abt somethn lik ds,if no b greed,u nogo mind ur biz? D victims are d mark...
U cant cheat an honest man

The scammer is correct. Many Nigerians claim to be educated but are actually uneducated. Educated folks don't believe in the trash most Nigerians believe in.

Imagine threatening someone with thunder or any such thing. You can't fall for many of the scams if you are truly educated.

This is a good comic relief mehn

This one go come make me dey struggle to suppress laugh anytime I remember am now for public

This is how you keep encouraging scammers. What is so hilarious in this trash talk. Instead of tracking the scammer down, they are here shinning teeth.

Lanre1st:
The victim can still get scammer arrested if he can risk spend more money for intelligence to track the scammer

just imagine if we can have a crime free society in Nigeria.
But Who will make it possible?
Even the police is ready to milk you dry for reporting a crime.

Nothing funny about this post. Those finding it funny are thieves or scammers.

Obviously fake.

Drives home the point that greed makes these things easy.

Fails to explain the part where desperation can make people do stupid things. So does naivete, especially among teenagers.

Most police stations are den of vice from personal experience

Dogalmighty17:
It appears funny right? But in a society with established systems that work that scammer will be cooling off in a police cell.

They told us every line has a NIN and every bank account has a BVN. They made Nigerians suffer under the sun qieuing up to submit biometrics for all this rubbish and yet scammers have increased. They operate freely without fear.

If at all you choose to involve the banks and the courts, you will be frustrated. All of a sudden, the bank tells you it doesn't have the details of whoever scammed you. You involve the police, they will demand outrageous sums from you in the name of tracking. You pay the police to do their job.

This is not how society should operate. Nigeria is a shame and a disgrace.

purples25:
Doesn't look funny to me at all. A scammer is boldly telling you that you won't see a dime out of your own money.

This scamming is not only a heartless thing to do, but it has given Nigeria a very bad name. I can't just find anything funny about it. If someone did this to me I would just be trying to regain my mental health.

My thoughts too

Towma:
Nothing funny about this post. Those finding it funny are thieves or scammers.

my thoughts

There's nothing funny about any of this. The bar for humor is getting lower everyday as everyone is now becoming a so called 'content creator' .

And those people saying they have never been scammed or will never be scammed are not thinking straight. If you are Nigerian or religious, you are already a victim of multiple scams.

Looks like fake chat set up to warn gullible people about binomo investment and the rest... still not funny though

Just stvpidity with stvpid vagabond criminal

Nothing hilarious here, a decayed country call nigeria

I don't see what is funny here. It shows how mentally damaged some people are that this is thought as funny.

Every human has for ones been scammed in their life type one way or the other. Because Greed is human nature

You can get the scammer ,
But it will cost you less than 20k.
Go to the nearest police headquarters,
Lodge your case at the CIID .
That you were lured and betrayed of your trust.
He will also pay you the N20k you spent to track him.
So at the end you have your N100,000
If you scam me you will never go free,
I will hunt you with ever dim

Saturnalia:
The scammer Na real craze man

You want to double your 100k within 30minutes?

Your coconut head no tell you say if it’s real , poor people for no dey Nigeria again?

Anybody wey call my number, and TrueCaller displays Binomo Investment or any fictitious name with investment attached to it; my first response to that call is - “E No Go Better For You and Your Mother.”

I was at Rolak two weeks ago and my phone rang. I picked up and the first thing I heard was: “Hello, Don’t You Recognize My Voice?”

My response was: “Na Sopona go wipe out your entire lineage.”

Kia, mo ti sha werey ni blocking.

Bro, your street blood na pure n rich no anaemia