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ravensckar:
See how this one dey disgrace himself seeking validation of OLD WITCHES.

Imagine someone like you calling your fellow man "broke". A common beggar whose family lives in an uncompleted building with a leaky roof. At least that's what you told us. Perhaps your family's condition is even worse than that.

On behalf of all hardworking men, we reject you and donate you to the OLD WITCHES.

ravensckar:
Shayebaby! You're late to the party!

What took you so long?

Villa12:
old ugly man you're replying to a young handsome guy in his early 20s. Carry your ugly face go sell for shop so that you go fit knack

Old ugly miserable poor man

UnfairLife7:
you're this old but acting like a small boy? What a life!

ravensckar:
You no go stay your lane abi? My fight is with the OLD WITCHES not my fellow men. You don't want to be dragged into this, trust me. I'm warning you for the last time.

The "broke" label peddled by the OLD WITCHES didn't fly. The "Ugly" tag didn't stick now it's the "Old" mantra that you guys want to bandy? That too won't work. I'm not even in my 40s yet, so, by Nigerian standard I'm still a Youth.

Again for the last time, I'll hate to drag my fellow man into my fight with the OLD WITCHES & EVENING NEWSPAPERS. Stay your lane, I'm warning you.

Villa12:
hahaha you go explain tire no evidence . You wey be 60 dey claim 40 what poverty cannot do doesn't exist. Poor man wey don waste him youthful age

old man I hear say your wife even dey nairaland too

1Sharon:
Did you know his wife is on NL??

folake4u:
Seriously? Chei.

ravensckar:
Yes, my wife is on NL but none of you WITCHES know her username.

You think you are dealing with those foolish guys that you can know their life history just by digging their Social Media posts? Dey play! You can only see whatever I want you to see! It's called the MIRROR EFFECT in the realms of power.

I dare you to post her username if you ever find it.

#Tick_tock

Proserpina:
I have seen the pictures. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Internet is truly a leveler o. Man come dey call you wetin he suppose change his full name to. He's freaking old to be doing this nonsense nah! Person wey I fit kneel down to greet 😂🤣😂 .
Folake is right about paying the photographer extra.. He did a lot on the picture on his dp.


Same thing on my mind! That's an entire album Folake come and explain oooo. I don dey fear o.

1Sharon:
You thought!!


https://www.nairaland.com/evathyst

Despite pretending not to know each other on NL, I was still able to trace you back to her !!


You're right, I'm a witch! Witches are cool.

ravensckar:
Laughs hysterically and rolls on the floor....

I knew it! You ladies are so shallow that you only see whatever a smart man wants you to see.

For your information, Evathyst wasn't even my girlfriend (back then) talkless of being my wife (now).

Again, you have proven me right. NAIRALAND WITCHES are brainless!

PS- there was never a time we pretended not to know each other online. As a matter of fact, most nairalanders used to think we were dating. In your face!

Evathyst:
First nd foremost, my shout out goes to d lov of my lyf; Babawale Ajibola who introduced me to nairaland. I'll 4 ever rembr u

1Sharon:
You thought!!


https://www.nairaland.com/evathyst

Despite pretending not to know each other on NL, I was still able to trace you back to her !!


You're right, I'm a witch! Witches are cool.

cococandy:
What a beautiful and gentle looking lady.

I hope this man is not giving her wahala at home.
Or we’ll ride at dawn!

1Sharon:
You still wan deny?

cococandy:
What a beautiful and gentle looking lady.

I hope this man is not giving her wahala at home.
Or we’ll ride at dawn!

ravensckar:
Sweetheart, jokes apart, you still need to improve on your "investigative skills".

Evathyst wasn't my girlfriend then and she's not my wife now. We were just very close to the extent that a lot of people thought we were dating. Now, give it a rest. You have lost!

Again, my real wife is on nairaland. I dare you to post her username and pictures.

#Tick_tock

ravensckar:
**HOME LESSON**



chat me up on 08135138440

Evathyst:
Brand new iPhone 6s plus for sale.

Contact the seller on 08135138440...

1Sharon:
More denial? I understand, you dey fear.





Why she dey give out your number?

1Sharon:
You thought!!


https://www.nairaland.com/evathyst

Despite pretending not to know each other on NL, I was still able to trace you back to her !!


You're right, I'm a witch! Witches are cool.

Personal text: Social netwrk in Naija is whr liars meet liars; Married men wil claim 2b single, Illiterates claim 2b University graduates, even Unemployed dudes wil alwz claim 2b C.E.O's welcome to our world!

1Sharon:
You thought!!


https://www.nairaland.com/evathyst

Despite pretending not to know each other on NL, I was still able to trace you back to her !!


You're right, I'm a witch! Witches are cool.

ravensckar:
O.K, I confess we used to date.

Oya no vex, you don win!

"Your investigative skills are topnotch". Biko, help me comot my number.

#I_surrender.

ravensckar:
You calm down nau! Why are you taking life too seriously?

Reserve all this your seriousness for una family meetings.

I've told you ladies, my Social media life is different from my marital life. Keep judging and you'll keep losing. #Shikena.

Wotowotoman:
That’s a beautiful woman right there. Please why are you posting her picture? To achieve what

Wotowotoman:
That’s a beautiful woman right there..Please why are you posting her picture? To achieve what

ravensckar:
She thinks that's my wife whereas she isn't. Since I didn't want to drag the lady in question into this drama, hence I'm suing foe peace. THEM don win! I surrender!

Wotowotoman:
So na your wife be that? The one wey no dey gree give you toto until you stock her shop with provisions. Hmmm 🤔

ravensckar:
Baba abeg nau. No let us dey drag matter like Tiger Generator. That's not my wife! That's my ex-girlfriend. I was gonna protect her identity before but little did I know that she too don cast me with her post.

Besides, na small quarrel make my wife dey deny me kpekus then and we don settle am. Now, we dey knack left right and centre.

1Sharon:
He dared me, so I did. Will be deleted

ravensckar:
Baba abeg nau. No let us dey drag matter like Tiger Generator. That's not my wife! That's my ex-girlfriend. I was gonna protect her identity before but little did I know that she too don cast me with her post.

Besides, na small quarrel make my wife dey deny me kpekus then and we don settle am. Now, we dey knack left right and centre.

ravensckar:
Sorry SISTER, I don surrender. No vex, help me delete am.

From today henceforth, I no go insult ladies for this forum again. If I do, make .........

*ehm*

*coughs*



#Battle_Is_Over
#Let_There_Be_Peace

Wotowotoman:
Now na your sister. Hahaha 🤣

ravensckar:
I can even call her AUNTY join.

When a mosquito lands on a man's scrotum, that's when he'll realize that violence is not the only solution.

I don concede defeat. The Beautiful, gorgeous and wonderful ladies of nairaland have won.

Make all of una no vex, I no go cross una lane again.

Pocohantas please help me beg your SISTERS IN-ARMS to sheathe their swords. I don surrender.