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| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Verbtips(m): 5:23pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
libertyfather:how people the take chop breakfast i no just understand ![]() if na me,my gf tell be that rubbish omo i don tear genesis be that to go flex,pesin like me the alway value my word,if i say for better for worst na to endure be that o,it is better to have a broken relationship than a useless marriage. op just dey act like pikin wey still the suck breast.becus of girl fa you no fit eat |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Akposkiz: 5:32pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
Hmmm too much wahala for small dick! |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Midex88(m): 5:32pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
franchasofficia:You be pro |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Winnin009: 5:40pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
franchasofficia:Too Apt! 👊🏽 |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by TheGift: 5:44pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
My word of encouragement to you is: 1. Get over the size of your D*** and stop comparing it with others 2. As long as She is not your legally married Wife and mother of your kids, don’t waste anytime mourning the loss of that relationship 3. Come to your own aid, rather than wait for strangers on Nairaland to aid you |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Formation10: 5:59pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
My advice for you is to stay away from her,it vary hard but it is just the truth because she has tested another man that is want she want she will be satify even if she come back,so just let her go yours will surely come,best of luck |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Ajiswaggs(m): 6:02pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
Maybe she don chop charm |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Maliqcious: 6:03pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
This Nigga is soft as Bleep… nobody left because of Pennis size. Crying here alone shows you’re a sissy man |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by alamscolo(m): 6:14pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
Bro, out of every problem wey dey this Nigeria, Na girl wey leave you because of dick dey give you sleepless night, you funny gan I swear, do you know how many dick she don taste wey no big reach your own before she see a bigger one, instead make you dey happy say God eventually help you send someone that will bring bastard to your home after marriage, you're obsessed because of dick, go kill yourself then. Mtchew. You dey call olosho girlfriend 😂😂😂 |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by donem: 6:20pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
ABANGWABOI:Your signature touched my heart, was he your blood brother? |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by obaidan: 6:28pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
there'a always a woman for every man and vice versa, get urself one that is okay with ur size |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by TableLeg(m): 6:37pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
Bradford111:Get fu...cking lost, ashiere o lo ko crayon! |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by countryman13: 6:40pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
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| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by emonis88: 6:40pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
Bradford111:U a simp!!! Ur attitude says it all. U r worried about a girl u spent so much on,enjoying another dick? Y would u even spend so much on a girl who u ve not wived? u better forget her n move forward. Even with time if u ignore her she il want to come back, n I know a simp like u il take her back instead of kicking her ass back to where she came from |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by GUNITGuy: 7:04pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
It's the stage of her life and you are no better....why cry over spilled milk ....a point you will get to in your life you won't care which woman who stays or leave.... Then she would also get to a point we're a man's dick size nor money won't matter much.... Women are in phases |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by DonroxyII: 7:07pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
Bradford111:It's not about the Dick, the dude just got Much Rizz than You & That's all .... She went for the rizz, she might come crawling back to you begging After the dejavu effect has left her ...I just love women... ... imagine how she is making you to collapse within yourself ... ...She is just training you & making you to becoming a Man That stand gidigba no matter the Matter ![]() |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by StreetFight: 7:23pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
ReluctantAdult:This is the second human being I know who will never make Heaven, the first is Judas Iscariot |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by folake4u: 7:25pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
GloriousGbola:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Appadorai(m): 7:29pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
Bradford111:Build your Dick bigger and bigger than that Guy own, she will come back. |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by santaclaws: 7:30pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
Bradford111:You're insecure and you watch too much porn, that was why penis was the first thing to come to your mind when your girl left you. The average penis size in Nigeria is 5.5 inches, not even 6 Inches. If a woman left you check yourself for mouth odor, body odor and your general character. Most ladies cannot handle anything beyond 7 inches, so forget that stupid mentality that women prefer huge joysticks, it is very illogical. |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by DonroxyII: 7:33pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
Eriokanmi:Chairman Make una dey post like Adult now ... ...I had to read your post like 7times before I understand the contextual meaning of the word "touch & cry" .... I was like why would you beat her & why was she crying & asking you not to apologize ![]() Simply tell us una Fvck & she was crying for fvcking her & You later apologized then she asked you to stopeeet ... |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by santaclaws: 7:37pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
alamscolo:Don't mind the fool. He probably watches too much porn and is obsessed with penis size, the breakup only brought out his personal insecurity.... That was why the first thing that came to his mind was penis size. Go online, average penis size is 5.5 inches in Nigeria (erect size ooo). Many guys out there with 5 inches living their best lives, even dumping girls anyhow lol. Confidence cannot be bought with money. |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by DonroxyII: 7:42pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
nnamdi640:Why won't he accept her back ![]() Why would he be keeping malice ![]() Accept her back then when she wanna leave again .. and away she goes & when she comes back again .. she is welcome ... Life is quite simple 😌... no stress no bitterness no toxicity.... No date, No Wahala just Great friends with great Fvcking Sessions ! |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by ChiefOkoye(m): 8:03pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
This life no balance....my own girl deserted me because i have big dick as a result anytime we finished making love,she can't walk |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by jaszplus12(m): 8:05pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
Bradford111:Before I encourage you, can I have all the food you have refused to eat simply because of what you found out?? Ok, now just imagine it was in a marriage situation she left you for a bigger instrument! That would have been terrible! So it's a good thing you dodged that. Now, like someone advised earlier, check your character, are you boastful? Jealous excessively? High-minded? Kind to others or you like others to serve you? We may not know, so maybe you can ask people who know you very well...and are sincere. 6 inch instrument is ok, how you use it also matters, are you just a push in and out guy? Do you truly give her orgasms or you just go to sleep once you're done? What about compliments? Anyway, these are few questions you should ask and answer... Cheers! Don't forget to send the food, I'm waiting... |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by hardon1(m): 8:13pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
Bradford111:When ever you see a write up and the writer tries to buttress validation like the bolded part. Just know it's a lie I will advice you when you come with true story and true problems |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by jaszplus12(m): 8:14pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
Macnnoli4:What you're saying is the truth! The lady I dated before I married my wife continued to tell me we must continue having s.ex because I knew exactly how to give her the tonic for her body even though she got married because I was not ready! She tried everything... until I had to make her understand I wasn't going to sit in someone's local government seat! Finally the saving grace was they relocated abroad! |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by Dshocker(m): 8:16pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
Bradford111:If i may ask; How did you get to know, it was because of dick & that he has not spent up to 20k? |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by nnamdi640: 8:32pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
DonroxyII:You mean the guy should act like a bus that she can leave and come back as she want, hope you know that the guy has his own life to live and will one day want to start his own family. He doesn't need a lady that will distract him or a woman that her way of life is not stable. Remember, life is not all about sex alone, with all the sex both had in the past yet the guy still feels the pain of losing her. |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by fof1: 8:35pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
Bradford111:Man up Boy.She isn't for you,Period. Such will give you Serious Problems in the future...So leaving you now is far Better,Pls. This is not the Function of Money but Mindset. So Heal Fast Joor |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by nekta(m): 8:45pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
IkeAbuja:he is poor but doesn’t know he’s poor ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Re: My Girlfriend Left Me For A Big Joystick by stevups(m): 9:08pm On Jun 15, 2024 |
I just failed 8 courses out of 10 during my own time.. So enjoy yourself |
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... imagine how she is making you to collapse within yourself ... 