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Italian Relationship:

1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:

1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:

1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:

1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigeria Relationship:

1st day= Toast

2nd day= Toast

3rd day= Toast again

4th day= Agree

5th day= Date

6th day= Date again

7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.

8th day= Date & Hug

9th day= Tried to peck but failed.

10th day = Peck

11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.

12th day= kiss.

13th day= Long kiss.

14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.

15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled

16th day= Didn't talk to each other.

17th day= Malice till the next day.

18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick.

19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl".
The man continued to beg till the next day.

20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology.

21st day= Hug.

22nd day= Long hug.

23rd day= Kiss.

24th day= Long kiss.

25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.

26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone.

27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious".
28th day= "Rape".
29th day= Police case.

Story end 😔😂

That's to say relationship is all about sex?

chatinent:
That's to say relationship is all about sex?

Not really. But sex is important from my experiences so far. Not just sex but brutal sex.

Eriggadune:
Not really. But sex is important from my experiences so far. Not just sex but brutal sex.

Brutal ke, Wey SARS when you need them?

Eriggadune:
Not really. But sex is important from my experiences so far. Not just sex but brutal sex.

Nice.

Let's hope your sis’ bf has the same mentality too. It has to be brutal.

chatinent:
That's to say relationship is all about sex?

What then is relationship with a Nigerian girl? Long life and prosperity?

chatinent:
That's to say relationship is all about sex?

That's the real reason Nature made us male and female
The primary aim is continued existence of our species and that's only possible via mating which is most basic reason both genders come together

Nigerian girls...
Hmmm

DevilsEqual:
That's the real reason Nature made us make and female
The primary aim is continued existence of our species and that's only possible via mating which is most basic reason both genders come together

Do you reproduce anytime you have sex?

chatinent:
Nice.

Let's hope your sis’ bf has the same mentality too. It has to be brutal.

Chai

Hahahahahahaah, that's why I don't date, just knack and go

Sapasenator:
Italian Relationship:

1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.

French Relationship:

1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again

British Relationship:

1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex

American Relationship:

1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex

Nigeria Relationship:

1st day= Toast

2nd day= Toast

3rd day= Toast again

4th day= Agree

5th day= Date

6th day= Date again

7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.

8th day= Date & Hug

9th day= Tried to peck but failed.

10th day = Peck

11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.

12th day= kiss.

13th day= Long kiss.

14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.

15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled

16th day= Didn't talk to each other.

17th day= Malice till the next day.

18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick.

19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl".
The man continued to beg till the next day.

20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology.

21st day= Hug.

22nd day= Long hug.

23rd day= Kiss.

24th day= Long kiss.

25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.

26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone.

27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious".
28th day= "Rape".
29th day= Police case.

Story end 😔😂

I'm afraid that the Nigerian girl would be alone on the third day. I would give her some money to eat something. But without me. I would tell her that she doesn't need a boyfriend but a foster father. We wouldn't see each other again. She would get what she asked for and I would already managed.

goran3310:
I'm afraid that the Nigerian girl would be alone on the third day. I would give her some money to eat something. But without me. I would tell her that she doesn't need a boyfriend but a foster father. We wouldn't see each other again. She would get what she asked for and I would already managed.

Mugu you keep going everywhere with time stamp editor on every Pic claiming where you are not

chatinent:
That's to say relationship is all about sex?

What again
Intimate relationship is about talk 👄 🙄 abi

Later una go claim dem snatch una gf .. when una dey dull things una no go know