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this post gives me hope that there are some decent nigerian men out there

@poster.no soccer? Then u would surely love balet or skipping then.whatever happend to feeling some manliness this days.you would probaby think this is cute but you sold your self out pal.grow some manly persona.its never too late.your post is so g.ay

wow! jezz abt writin an application to d writer

This is really funny.
With the mess u have created, how will you feel if you look back at this?.

its22078:
this post gives me hope that there are some decent nigerian men out there

Count down to 11 years we've seen how dysentery he is.
😂 😂 😀😀😀😀😀

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Lol... Abeg make Una let this go

Proserpina:
Lol... Abeg make Una let this go

People dey write oh.

But, did he really hit his wife? 🫣

Eeya.
I pay the family pulls through this.

Jarus:
As it is now, I can submit that I have been graced beyond measures by a great family – one in which the principal thing (love) flows uninhibited. I was nursed in an atmosphere where the collective good remained the most important. My parents watched my back. They still do. My siblings, all boys do same and vice versa. What was bothersome to one was bothersome to all. The joy of one was the joy of all. Today 30th April, 2013, it dawned on me that the founders of that home, my parents, have spent 30 years together building an institution. It has been 3 decades of building a home in the house. There is a difference between the two!

I am happy at what this represents for them; I congratulate them and thought to spare a thought for you – my future wife. I am not exactly sure of where you are seated right now. I can’t tell what colour of attire you are adorning. I am in the dark as to what exactly would constitute real happiness for you. I am uncertain about the names you would want your children, our children, to bear. All I am definite of is your existence and your desire to also have a home to call yours some day.

Like every other straight thinking man, I hope to make a good husband, have children, be a good father and friend to them. I have aspirations and hope to be part of the national reconstruction of this edifice called Nigeria. My forte is not romance. I am as naive as they come. For those who know, I consistently retook that elective – Moz 101 throughout my five sessions in the university without success. I may have failed at that but I am certain not to fail in the discharge of my duties as a boyfriend, fiancé, husband and father when the time comes. Add grandfather to the list as well.

I still don’t appreciate music the way I think I should. Beyond using the sound to drown the silence of my environment, only few rhythms would cause me to shake my head. Maybe with you something will change. I am not likely to ask that we go see a musical show together. Nay! Maybe, you will and trust that like a lamb being led to the slaughter, I will follow you. But guess what, I am crazy about the stage. I love to see actors and actresses on the stage give live performances. I love the theatre. I derive visual excitement from this. Unlike a sizeable number of my friends, I am yet to come to terms with watching 22 adults run after a ball for 90 minutes. Athletics however give me the same measure of excitement. I caught myself during the last Olympics jumping, punching the air and cheering my favourite track athletes to victory several miles away from them.

My heart is racy with expectations. Dear future wife, I need ’us’ to promise ‘us’ that, God willing, 30 years from now, we would in each other’s arms armed with the appropriate dose of laughter read this. I may not fall within the imagery of your dream man. I don’t have bulging muscle neither do I the now legendary 6 packs. I have had the honour of several lovely female friends. I am still friends with them and their hubbies, for the married ones. I also have a large pool of male friends I can always rely on and a number of adults I run to for advice and counsel. I think you also deserve to know that I have a mentor who looks out for me as well. You should meet him soon. I promise to part ways often with Zara. Having to be with her is why I stay up most nights. Zara ensures letters like this come out. She is a dependable ally. My hands and eyes find comfort with her. I only wish she didn’t need electricity for daily survival. Dear future wife, I will love you beyond what you may have seen in Nollywood, Hollywood, Ghollywood, ‘Sollywood’ or Kannywood. As to Bollywood, I cannot promise since I have awful dance steps and can’t sing more than a few songs from beginning to the end.

Dear future wife, this is the second love note I would be writing in my years of existence. Remind me to tell you how the first one turned out. I promise it will crack you and we would together laugh for days about it. One more thing dear, I grew up knowing I didn’t like onions. I still can’t explain why. Everyone in my home loves it. I am the odd one out. I carefully pick them out of my meal or simply swallow then when I can’t do so. Maybe you have a solution for it or we will find one together.

I am not hoping to marry a cook, a laundry girl, a house cleaner and a domestic aid. No, that’s not the deal. I am not discounting that these will have to be done but your responsibility is more than that. I grew up watching my parents share roles at home and I hope to do same. There was a no-go area for my father and I can guess confidently that it must have been one of the reasons why they are still together.

Dear future wife, I know you will have dreams and I promise to help you keep them alive. I am not going to be satisfied having people see me as the only successful of the two. I hope to also be introduced as the husband of a successful woman. Let me also chip in that if you desire to keep your maiden name, I will have no objection to that. It’s up to you. Now, this is the liberal me talking thanks to my socialisation process. Guess what, I once fiddled with the thought of me being the one to change my name to yours! Just some weird thought of mine. I thought it would be fun but then, this is still a deeply cultural society. Nevertheless, where your tribe, state of origin or dialect would not be a yardstick as long as you can speak English! And I also hope that like my parents, if need be, we would sacrifice part of our dreams so that those of our children can find wings.

One more important thing honey, I am a Christian and I believe the shortest distance between a problem and finding solution is the same as the distance between the knees and the ground. We would pray together to make sure things happen the way God desires it for us. I see my parents do this a lot and I hear them express the desires of their heart to a God who understand all things.

Congratulations Signor and Signora Fagorusi for three long decades of a happy and successful home. I will never forget that you introduced me to the magic of literature with those novels tucked in our bookshelves. Dear future wife, I hope you meet this wonderful duo soon, same way I long to be part of your own family.

Till me meet on the aisle and are declared husband and wife, it’s your future husband writing.

http://jarushub.com/2013/05/01/letter-to-my-future-wife/

You forgot to tell your future wife that you will always beat her when she misbehave

11 years ago...

Jeon:
This is really funny.
With the mess u have created, how will you feel if you look back at this?.

Did you really do this , Jeon is the GOAT

ntyce:
Ewu Gambia, you didn't read the part that it was lifted from a blog.

Do you think Nairaland is your house where you speak to people anyhow you want?

I didn't see anywhere he claimed to copy it from a blog, I wander why you cowards act rudely on the social media

Paraman:
Do you think Nairaland is your house where you speak to people anyhow you want?

I didn't see anywhere he claimed to copy it from a blog, I wander why you cowards act rudely on the social media

Ain't a coward, you are.
You deem it for to attack a man going through tribulations, I gave you what you deserve.

Next time, read well before you comment.
The writer stated that he's a Christian, Jarus (accused) is a Muslim

Ishilove:
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ItisWell22:
People dey write oh.

But, did he really hit his wife? 🫣

he did beat his wife. He said it himself on Twitter. Na im open im basket mouth talk am. Now he's been arrested

Jeon:
Count down to 11 years we've seen how dysentery he is.
😂 😂 😀😀😀😀😀

Ogbeni calm down! Jarus wasn't the author of that post.
He stated clearly that it was written back then by his blog writer.

Jumping to conclusions as usual.

Upon all the love story
U beat am abi u no beat am

ntyce:
Ain't a coward, you are.
You deem it for to attack a man going through tribulations, I gave you what you deserve.

Next time, read well before you comment.
The writer stated that he's a Christian, Jarus (accused) is a Muslim

You didn't give me anything I deserve, you're just acting like a coward. You dare not be attacking people like this insanely on the street, you will be put where you belong.

I didn't beat his wife, he beat his wife himself... He put himself in the tribulation, not me.

Jarus:
One more important thing honey, I am a CHRISTIAN and I believe the shortest distance between a problem and finding solution is the same as the distance between the knees and the ground. We would pray together to make sure things happen the way God desires it for us. I see my parents do this a lot and I hear them express the desires of their heart to a God who understand all things.
http://jarushub.com/2013/05/01/letter-to-my-future-wife/

You were a Christian when you wrote this but later converted to Islam. You'd have saved yourself this headache of a second wife, if you hadn't. Please come back to Jesus.

kemiola89:
LMAO @ 22 adults running after a ball for 90mins. Guess one man's poison is another man's food.
Interesting piece.

Aunty Kemi, are you still on this space?

RenaissanceGuy:
You were a Christian when you wrote this but later converted to Islam. You'd have saved yourself this headache of a second wife, if you hadn't. Please come back to Jesus.

😂🤣😂🤣😂
Clowns everywhere

Too long. Didn’t read. Lol.

Besides the faxt that the author claims to be a Christian, the parents of the author are Mr and Mrs Fagorusi.

I am sure that is not Jarus' surname.

So he only posted it here while not crediting the source.

I hope he resolves his family issues and reconcile with his friends.

We can all see how destructive polygamy can be even at its very announcement stage.

Fetish articles don dey spring up for house that was at peace before.

Before you know it, one wife don kill the pikin of another wife.

Some are blessed, then they lose their way because they are no longer hungry and humble.

Ishilove:
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I'm howling here.🤣🤣🤣🤣

folake4u:
I'm howling here.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Letter to my future wife.
My future wife I can't wait to bang you. I don't know how our paths are gonna cross but I do know for a fact that the day I meet you ,i would be liberated from the questions of whether true love exists or not, I would stare deep into your eyes and find solitude in your presence ,your aura shall elevates my confidence and together we shall soar like the birds in the sky free and wild.

To my future wife I can't wait to kiss your lips and caress your hips , I can't wait to shift your lingerie panties to the side and insert my rod which the great gods bestowed upon me and you shall moan with the ecstasy of bittersweet tone , our spark would ignite and probably burn down the roof down.

To my future wife , we would go on trips to foreign lands and explore their cultures, we would sip wine from the bottle of wisdom .
Your enemies shall I inherit and mine shall you despair.

Future wife fit don position doggy style Dey collect fhingz
You Dey here Dey write letter

MikeofKd:
Letter to my future wife.
My future wife I can't wait to bang you. I don't know how our paths are gonna cross but I do know for a fact that the day I meet you ,i would be liberated from the questions of whether true love exists or not, I would stare deep into your eyes and find solitude in your presence ,your aura shall elevates my confidence and together we shall soar like the birds in the sky free and wild.

To my future wife I can't wait to kiss your lips and caress your hips , I can't wait to shift your lingerie panties to the side and insert my rod which the great gods bestowed upon me and you shall moan with the ecstasy of bittersweet tone , our spark would ignite and probably burn down the roof down.

To my future wife , we would go on trips to foreign lands and explore their cultures, we would sip wine from the bottle of wisdom .
Your enemies shall I inherit and mine shall you despair.

Wahala don wear pant

Paraman:
You didn't give me anything I deserve, you're just acting like a coward. You dare not be attacking people like this insanely on the street, you will be put where you belong.

I didn't beat his wife, he beat his wife himself... He put himself in the tribulation, not me.

Na who talk jam dey feel the pain o. The one wey you quote and person wey beat his wife are the same.

ntyce:
Ain't a coward, you are.
You deem it for to attack a man going through tribulations, I gave you what you deserve.

Next time, read well before you comment.
The writer stated that he's a Christian, Jarus (accused) is a Muslim

Sane people know Jarus issa moslem.
The future is unpredictable. This wouldn't v been posted if he knew he'll beat his wife one day. Secondly, if you're a moslem or not, marrying more than one wife is an invitation to more problem. One wife, one headache.
People with one wife fight one fight. People with many wives fight many fight.