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Rexymania:
You dreamt the girl sleeping beside you came down and started barking? Confirm demon

yrs and i woke up eith my elbow on her neck

You too fear...

Abi you be yarriba❓❓

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Na y I no de sleep over for ASHAWO house be dis.


E get one day way I nearly sleep over..


I make mistake carry one fat girl like dat and i don high well well.


Around 1am in the night. This fat girl wake me up say make i NACK her bcus the weather cold. Me i tell her say I don tire.. say her body too big and na energy i use de carry her fat laps up since 9pm till 11pm. Say make I rest small now.


Before i know waiting de Xup. Dis girl hold me for NECK.. she begin press my NECK


I tell her say “ aunty abeg i go do, I go NACK U WELL WELL AUNTY


as she one set for NACKING, naso i carry my boxers for hand burst window


Kai !!!!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

U no well. I swear

SpaceX:
hope you know according to international law importing a lady for sex is term sex trafficking, so you've to be careful. She can make a report even if the transaction was mutual. The world is full of double standard.

importing a lady for sex is termed sex trafficking?

I don't know who I should be angry with, you or the twelve other illiterates like you who liked your ignorant post?

Zonefree:
This message came at the wrong time. This weekend wey I wan import one banny from neighbouring state na em you drop this weird and scary story.

Wetin man do man?

call ur friend to hide under the bed. Incase anything want happen.

we have our own story to share a ladies too but I will not share it here become bof your ex boyfriend Jones

Zonefree:
This message came at the wrong time. This weekend wey I wan import one banny from neighbouring state na em you drop this weird and scary story.

Wetin man do man?

tooth4tooth:
I suspect the girl was a ghost

She was in love, simple as ABC. She was disappointed and thereafter, blocked him from contacting her ever again

SO U ORDER KPEKUS AND E ARRIVE AND THEN U START SLEEPING?


NO BE JUJU BE DAT?



U STILL HAVE THE GUTS TO BRING IT TO SOCIAL MEDIA AND POST YOUR PIC?



MUMU MAN!



DID SHE COME TO YOUR HOUSE TO SLEEP? SHE TELL U SAY SHE DEY HOMELESS NI?

Some still dey argue say na lie.. Lol, some never see real life issue before your brain is even too small to comprehend deep spiritual issues

Lyrics269:
Na mami wata
Keep ur preeq one place.
One of my friends that year bleeped one only for the girl to disappear at night, the guy wan mad.

I nack one like that in a hotel at Okokomaiko, she turned to a big snake with heavy lightning coming out from her eyes.
I ran and abandoned my power bike.
I will never forget this experience for life.

Omoawoke:
Rubbish, fantasy story, exaggerated bullshitt just to amuse readers.

Keep kwayet

THE IDIOT WAKE UP, SEE THE POOR GIRL WAITING AND HE START DREAMING OF HIS VILLAGE PEOPLE.


EVERYTHING MUST BE WITCHES AAND WIZARD, INCLUDING A POOR GIRL YOU INVITED INTO YOUR HOUSE AND SITTING GENTLY ON YOUR BED AS YOU SLEEP.



U NO EVEN SMACK HER YANSH AND DRAW HER UNDER THE BLANKET TO SLEEP.




IN THE MORNING, MAKE SHE NO COOK?




NIGGA U ARE A BLOODY FOOL, Y DID U KEEP HER NUMBER AND SEARCHIN SOCIAL MEDIA, SO U CAN INVITE HER BACK AND THIS TIME POUR PETROL AND BURN HER?




ONYE ARA!

Reasons a guy should never plan to rape or else him eyes for see shege dat night

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Na y I no de sleep over for ASHAWO house be dis.


E get one day way I nearly sleep over..


I make mistake carry one fat girl like dat and i don high well well.


Around 1am in the night. This fat girl wake me up say make i NACK her bcus the weather cold. Me i tell her say I don tire.. say her body too big and na energy i use de carry her fat laps up since 9pm till 11pm. Say make I rest small now.


Before i know waiting de Xup. Dis girl hold me for NECK.. she begin press my NECK


I tell her say “ aunty abeg i go do, I go NACK U WELL WELL AUNTY


as she one set for NACKING, naso i carry my boxers for hand burst window


Kai !!!!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

You are A naturally funny person, na your comment I dey always find for nairaland

E be things!!

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Na y I no de sleep over for ASHAWO house be dis.


E get one day way I nearly sleep over..


I make mistake carry one fat girl like dat and i don high well well.


Around 1am in the night. This fat girl wake me up say make i NACK her bcus the weather cold. Me i tell her say I don tire.. say her body too big and na energy i use de carry her fat laps up since 9pm till 11pm. Say make I rest small now.


Before i know waiting de Xup. Dis girl hold me for NECK.. she begin press my NECK


I tell her say “ aunty abeg i go do, I go NACK U WELL WELL AUNTY


as she one set for NACKING, naso i carry my boxers for hand burst window


Kai !!!!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

omoh...........boss man,u dn make me laff tire 4 here.

who come help you carry your bike?

PointZerom:
I nack one like that in a hotel at Okokomaiko, she turned to a big snake with heavy lightning coming out from her eyes.
I ran and abandoned my power bike.
I will never forget this experience for life.

rebsound:
Some girls can't sleep when they visit a man, n she staring is weird, simple nothing special

Yes true. I remember when i first slept over at my girls place, she did not sleep that night.

PointZerom:
I nack one like that in a hotel at Okokomaiko, she turned to a big snake with heavy lightning coming out from her eyes.
I ran and abandoned my power bike.
I will never forget this experience for life.

omoh.........jst dey play

If na PH just know say na ghost you carry o

Kobicove:
So he invited the girl to his house so he could watch her like television

Your take though. Truly OP didn't deny or confirm that they didn't do the do

PepeXKermit:
Yes true. I remember when i first slept over at my girls place, she did not sleep that night.

The first day my girlfriend sleep over my place

The girl nor sleep that night. I wake up to see her awake and staring at me though not in a wierd way

I weak...I asked her how long she has been awake she said since she hasn't slept.

I weak that night, she said I don't snore and at a time I wasn't breathing so she was scared

Zonefree:
This message came at the wrong time. This weekend wey I wan import one banny from neighbouring state na em you drop this weird and scary story.

Wetin man do man?

Where una dey see this money?

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Na y I no de sleep over for ASHAWO house be dis.


E get one day way I nearly sleep over..


I make mistake carry one fat girl like dat and i don high well well.


Around 1am in the night. This fat girl wake me up say make i NACK her bcus the weather cold. Me i tell her say I don tire.. say her body too big and na energy i use de carry her fat laps up since 9pm till 11pm. Say make I rest small now.


Before i know waiting de Xup. Dis girl hold me for NECK.. she begin press my NECK


I tell her say “ aunty abeg i go do, I go NACK U WELL WELL AUNTY


as she one set for NACKING, naso i carry my boxers for hand burst window


Kai !!!!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

I for ask watin you dey smoke, but e clear

Tales by moonlight. Nairaland’s favourite after waist beads.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nnamdipapa:
Na the handsome man be that. Orisirisi.

See head like opiolo mango.

Cooked up story 😔 after the scary encounter he kept trying her number for up to a year yinmu story for the gods

Lyrics269:
Na mami wata
Keep ur preeq one place.
One of my friends that year bleeped one only for the girl to disappear at night, the guy wan mad.

one of my cousin schooling at uniport also told me about how his friend disappear few weeks after meeting one kaind girl like dat

I swear.. I no do again.

Zonefree:
This message came at the wrong time. This weekend wey I wan import one banny from neighbouring state na em you drop this weird and scary story.

Wetin man do man?

Instead of u to fuuk out that ogbanje spirit in her by wiping her till dawn u begin dey give us storry..foolish man..why sleep with a stranger..Boyz they try o

Rubbish

So where is the lady ?