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No matter how hard u try, u must have one enemy in that house...

Electricity bills sharing wahala

FaceTanke:
No matter how hard u try, u must have one enemy in that house...

I thought everyone lives happily in such a place sir?

Medipharm:
Electricity bills sharing wahala

You wey no wan pay na to go cut every wire inside ur room now

You can hardly get a tiny piece of privacy.
100% certain someone will knock on your door to borrow one thing or the other.

And if you are a fresh young man living there, God bless you if the room opposite yours is occupied by ladies. One of them will definitely make your room her second room. And it comes with benefits.

And if you are a very stupid fresh young man, na so belle go enter. She’ll pack and enter your room. You life don start.

Toilet washing palava and bathroom peeping by sex starved men

PerfectStranger:
Toilet washing palava and bathroom peeping by sex starved men

I thought the rooms are self contain?

Carcholce:
And if you are a fresh young man living there, God bless you if the room opposite yours is occupied by ladies. One of them will definitely make your room her second room. And it comes with benefits.

And if you are a very stupid fresh young man, na so belle go enter. She’ll pack and enter your room. You life don start.

E be like na from experience u de yarn dis one?😆

Who use my water

LeeSmart:
I thought the rooms are self contain?

Apparently thats face me i slap you single rooms

This kind of setting is full of violence, you will have to put your gas cylinder of front of your doormot to cook, na this kind setting house owner family dey live, you can't fry chicken dey call you ritualist, this kind setting you no fit bang your lady make she no go dey shout for neighbors to hear.na strong man dey live there ohh

To cook food dey easy. Na to just collect ingredients from different tenants.

You go need to wake up early to baf then go back to sleep cause the queue dey long when day break.

Every week na quarrel either mama Bisi dey quarrel with mama Obinna.

Everybody get em own space wey em dey sleep whenever nepa take light for night either at the front of the building or at the backyard.

You no fit sleep for afternoon because of noise, it's either the children are run along the passage shouting or mama Janet is calling Janet by shouting

You will always tell your visitor to bring his/her shoe inside the house else it will grow wings

This is a self contain apartment for students. I'm certain this is located in benin close to ugbowo campus. I've forgotten the name. My ex lived there.

I grew up in this setting. One day one fight.

Face me I tear you slap.

Someone's generator fumes will always enter your room.

There's always one guy that likes to play loud music.

Then there's another one that's a known womanizer who has slept with at least 3 of the ladies there.

If your room is directly beside a boyfriend and girlfriend, you will know when they are smashing.

You'll find a lady who likes to form holy holy and do fasting and prayers. At night you'll see her enter a parked jeep and she won't come back until tomorrow morning.

The comments though

If your visitor mistakenly leave any fancy shoe at the door........say goodbye

Even your palm slippers, if Dem love you, Dem borrow and return..... If Dem mean you, your palm slippers too.....na goodbye.


Thiefs thrive here like madt.

At the end of the day, you go wise.


Meanwhile

Sapasenator:
I grew up in this setting. One day one fight.

Stop lying

EreluRoz:
Stop lying

I am not lying na.

FMIFU

So its even a house?

Tokskob2008:
You can hardly get a tiny piece of privacy.
100% certain someone will knock on your door to borrow one thing or the other.

toilet and bath room palava

Generator palava

And too many borrow-me this, borrow me that

Who dey sweep?

Leemzyy:
So its even a house?

Ajebotter (rich kid) na house oo

Person go dey plan lunch or dinner from your pot.