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What are the pettiest reason you called off a date with your partner?

Share yours.

"...Drove off together into the sunset"


E reach to break up abeg.

Never really had a break up tho ...but I almost had one last Saturday....

Zonefree:
"...Drove off together into the sunset"


E reach to break up abeg.

Lol, last line added a bit of romance in drama

Sonnobax15:

Never really had a break up tho ...but I almost had one last Saturday....

What went down?

She wouldnt use nail polish on her toes.

I have foot fetish and and the polish makes ladies feet more pretty

Haynnie:
What went down?

Don't trust women bro ..

Sonnobax15:
Don't trust women bro ..

I feel you bro.

She dey use fish and crayfish cook soup.
I told her it's either she uses fish or crayfish but she kept using the two.



Who does that? 😭 😭 😭 😭

She said she doesn't know what doggy style is, meanwhile she was claiming she hates men that can't fvck.

DevilsEqual:


She wouldnt use nail polish on her toes.

I have foot fetish and and the polish makes ladies feet more pretty

Moh, apart from supporting APC, you have good taste when it comes to women and i must commend you for that.

I can donate my kidney for a light skin virgin girl on a black nail polish.

Tallesty1:
She dey use fish and crayfish cook soup.
I told her it's either she uses fish or crayfish but she kept using the two.



Who does that? 😭 😭 😭 😭

You're joking right? Fish and crayfish go so well together. They have similar flavour profiles.

Still a virgin and haven't dated a girl yet

1Sharon:
You're joking right? Fish and crayfish go so well together. They have similar falovour profiles.

Before or after Tinubu?

How can a man wrap his hands around a fellow man on a bike? That's GAYbriel move. Eeeewwwww

She had big titties, like I'm talking double D's at just 19, and judging by her mother's own, hers' would only get bigger.
Bottom line, I didn't like how her mum looked like she was just a small breeze away from toppling over, and I knew her daughter was going to be built like her.

I received a stench oozing putrid odour after removing the panties. My dick became flaccid.

I discharged her sharply and never picked her calls

Tallesty1:
She dey use fish and crayfish cook soup.
I told her it's either she uses fish or crayfish but she kept using the two.



Who does that? 😭 😭 😭 😭

Dude you wan kill me with laugh......

Haynnie:
What are the pettiest reason you called off a date with your partner?

Share yours.

She sent my pics to her friend and they mocked wetin no good out of me. I couldn't hold it back because I felt betrayed. As my girl, you are supposed to have my back when talking with your friends, while I have yours when talking about you with my friends too.

Sonnobax15:

Never really had a break up tho ...but I almost had one last Saturday....

knack us the gist

Why have a girlfriend when olosho full everywhere

Big boobs like watermelon and flat yash like plank. A pretty face but loosed toto.

I met her somewhere and observed that there was dust on her feet. Stupìd reason 😞