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RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S HUSBAND;

1. Never take photos with him.

2. If you called and he hangs up, don't call him back, the wife is around.

3. Don't text him love messages.

4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at his house even when his wife is out of the country.

5. Never book the same lodging everytime you go for ahhhhh! Eeeeeeh! Ooooohhh, uuuuuh!

6. Do not involve your friends or his friends in your relationship.

7. If he calls you, receive but don't answer fast. Maybe his wife is the one calling trying to find out, let him talk first.

8. Don't call him my everything, he is borrowed.

9. If you find yourself at his place, just lift the dress or lower the trousers halfway during twa twa. Don't remove everything. In case things go wrong and you need to activate temple run.

Culled from FB

An additional rule, don't infect the guy with funny diseases

Sapasenator:
RULES OF DATING SOMEONE'S HUSBAND;
1. Never take photos with him.
2. If you called and he hangs up, don't call him back, the wife is around.
3. Don't text him love messages.
4. Satan should not tempt you to sleep at his house even when his wife is out of the country.
5. Never book the same lodging everytime you go for ahhhhh! Eeeeeeh! Ooooohhh, uuuuuh!
6. Do not involve your friends or his friends in your relationship.
7. If he calls you, receive but don't answer fast. Maybe his wife is the one calling trying to find out, let him talk first.
8. Don't call him my everything, he is borrowed.
9. [s]If you find yourself at his place, just lift the dress or lower the trousers halfway during twa twa. Don't remove everything. In case things go wrong and you need to activate temple run.[/s] you should never go to his family home PERIOD, let alone have sex in his matrimonial bed (regardless of what he says)

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10. if he buys a car for you to use or rent an apt for you to use, its only under the agreement that you act right and does exactly what he tells you to do. the minute you fukc up, you have no legitimate claim any longer on the car or apt.
11. if by any chance you see him with his wife, just pretend you dont know who he is...in fact, turn around and walk away in the other direction.
12. to everyone else in your life, he is your distant cousin/uncle
13. never disrespect him by claiming that your are better than his wife... if you were better than his wife, then he would be married to you, and not her.
14. if he tells you to put on a catwoman suit and swing from the chandelier, then DO IT. the only reason you are there is to satisfy him and do all the nasty/dirty/sick stuff that his wife wont do.

Signed..

Sapasenator
General Secretary,
Association of Unfaithful Husbands of Nigeria.

Who is the lady in that illustrative pic?

Her nyash will be very good for doggy style

Proserpina:
Signed..

Sapasenator
General Secretary,
Association of Unfaithful Husbands of Nigeria.

Stolen meat is sweeter, same as stolen toto

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Stolen meat is sweeter, same as stolen toto

Until the meat choke you

Proserpina:
Until the meat choke you

You take a gulp of water to swallow it down. No chocking, I promise. Heheheh.

Proserpina:
Signed..

Sapasenator
General Secretary,
Association of Unfaithful Husbands of Nigeria.

My dear, I was only offering innocent advice.

15. Collect as much money you can collect at any given time, tomorrow might not be certain.

16. Remember, you will be married someday.

Sapasenator:
My dear, I was only offering innocent advice.

Lol

I hear you.

Person wey go cheat na from him posts we will know

Proserpina:
Lol

I hear you.

Person wey go cheat na from him posts we will know

Sometimes, E nor dey work like that o.

Foodqueen:
15. Collect as much money you can collect at any given time, tomorrow might not be certain.

16. Remember, you will be married someday.

I just pity ladies dating married men, the future await una. What goes around comes around!

Proserpina:
Until the meat choke you

As I dey see you like this I know say your toto go dey very tight and sweet