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Losing a kpekus forever can pain!
No more free fvcks!
RIP to the dead though.

NwaAmaikpe:





The minister of Education needs to do something about our education sector.

It's not fair that studying for a Masters degree overseas will trigger brain complications for students.

How do you explain it that a person graduates with a 1st class or 2.1 in Nigeria, gets admitted for a Master's degree overseas, then slumps and dies either while still studying or shortly after studying.

This brings me back to what Aunty Rapuokwu, my CRK teacher told me after catching me armed with almost half of the new testament hidden in between my armpit for use as "expo" during one of her exams.

She simply said, "you are only weakening your brain energy by cheating".

And she wasn't wrong; my first visit to the psychiatric hospital as a patient was from a supposed 'brain fäg' because I blanked out after being handed my Further Maths question paper and seeing Quadratic equations that looked like Hieroglyphics.

With that said, I hope village people are finally happy...because how do you rationalize someone not dying from the stress, heartache, poverty and hardship in Nigeria but then dying from a mere headache after succesfully integrating in a country of limitless potentials?

However, it is not right for a religious person like myself to sound so superstitious.

What if it is not underused brain energy or village people that are responsible for all these 'slump-and-die' deaths, but prayerful sidekicks wishing to replace them?

Mama Ramota still says that's the only reason she was scared when she found out I was cheating on her with a born-again Christian.

Foul-mouth unapologetic eccentric intellectual accuser of the hypocritical brethren and the angel of the ugly truth

femi4:
You just did the same thing

High blood pressure is real and it kills faster than a bullet

NwaAmaikpe:





The minister of Education needs to do something about our education sector.

It's not fair that studying for a Masters degree overseas will trigger brain complications for students.

How do you explain it that a person graduates with a 1st class or 2.1 in Nigeria, gets admitted for a Master's degree overseas, then slumps and dies either while still studying or shortly after studying.

This brings me back to what Aunty Rapuokwu, my CRK teacher told me after catching me armed with almost half of the new testament hidden in between my armpit for use as "expo" during one of her exams.

She simply said, "you are only weakening your brain energy by cheating".

And she wasn't wrong; my first visit to the psychiatric hospital as a patient was from a supposed 'brain fäg' because I blanked out after being handed my Further Maths question paper and seeing Quadratic equations that looked like Hieroglyphics.

With that said, I hope village people are finally happy...because how do you rationalize someone not dying from the stress, heartache, poverty and hardship in Nigeria but then dying from a mere headache after succesfully integrating in a country of limitless potentials?

However, it is not right for a religious person like myself to sound so superstitious.

What if it is not underused brain energy or village people that are responsible for all these 'slump-and-die' deaths, but prayerful sidekicks wishing to replace them?

Mama Ramota still says that's the only reason she was scared when she found out I was cheating on her with a born-again Christian.

I understand the village people part, it can't be underscored. same thought I had from here

haybhi1:
una no just get brain at all. A pin dropped inside you skull after craniectomy will give a more profound sound than an aeroplane noise.

tinulumbu na synonym for utmost bad luck. That is why

Brain aneurysm. It's the classic complain before the fatal end

EvilMerodack:
As soon as i saw "Complained of headache", I knew it could be brain complications. Death keeps repeating same script
RIP to her.

Meaning what?? People have headache everyday

NwaAmaikpe:





The minister of Education needs to do something about our education sector.

It's not fair that studying for a Masters degree overseas will trigger brain complications for students.

How do you explain it that a person graduates with a 1st class or 2.1 in Nigeria, gets admitted for a Master's degree overseas, then slumps and dies either while still studying or shortly after studying.

This brings me back to what Aunty Rapuokwu, my CRK teacher told me after catching me armed with almost half of the new testament hidden in between my armpit for use as "expo" during one of her exams.

She simply said, "you are only weakening your brain energy by cheating".

And she wasn't wrong; my first visit to the psychiatric hospital as a patient was from a supposed 'brain fäg' because I blanked out after being handed my Further Maths question paper and seeing Quadratic equations that looked like Hieroglyphics.

With that said, I hope village people are finally happy...because how do you rationalize someone not dying from the stress, heartache, poverty and hardship in Nigeria but then dying from a mere headache after succesfully integrating in a country of limitless potentials?

However, it is not right for a religious person like myself to sound so superstitious.

What if it is not underused brain energy or village people that are responsible for all these 'slump-and-die' deaths, but prayerful sidekicks wishing to replace them?

Mama Ramota still says that's the only reason she was scared when she found out I was cheating on her with a born-again Christian.

🤣🤣🤣
They don activate this one..🤡🤡

NwaAmaikpe:





The minister of Education needs to do something about our education sector.

It's not fair that studying for a Masters degree overseas will trigger brain complications for students.

How do you explain it that a person graduates with a 1st class or 2.1 in Nigeria, gets admitted for a Master's degree overseas, then slumps and dies either while still studying or shortly after studying.

This brings me back to what Aunty Rapuokwu, my CRK teacher told me after catching me armed with almost half of the new testament hidden in between my armpit for use as "expo" during one of her exams.

She simply said, "you are only weakening your brain energy by cheating".

And she wasn't wrong; my first visit to the psychiatric hospital as a patient was from a supposed 'brain fäg' because I blanked out after being handed my Further Maths question paper and seeing Quadratic equations that looked like Hieroglyphics.

With that said, I hope village people are finally happy...because how do you rationalize someone not dying from the stress, heartache, poverty and hardship in Nigeria but then dying from a mere headache after succesfully integrating in a country of limitless potentials?

However, it is not right for a religious person like myself to sound so superstitious.

What if it is not underused brain energy or village people that are responsible for all these 'slump-and-die' deaths, but prayerful sidekicks wishing to replace them?

Mama Ramota still says that's the only reason she was scared when she found out I was cheating on her with a born-again Christian.

omo, this legend is back
I just read the first 2 paragraphs, I quickly stroll up to check the name, I already knew it must be werey man

Too much of "slump and die" prayers

NwaAmaikpe odorogi anya na isi gbawara gi?

Was she pregnant and had undiagnosed eclampsia or a previous undiagnosed aneurysm that then ruptured?
No young person or young adult in good health dies of natural causes.Either accident,murder or the person had an underlying serious health issue.

NwaAmaikpe:





The minister of Education needs to do something about our education sector.

It's not fair that studying for a Masters degree overseas will trigger brain complications for students.

How do you explain it that a person graduates with a 1st class or 2.1 in Nigeria, gets admitted for a Master's degree overseas, then slumps and dies either while still studying or shortly after studying.

This brings me back to what Aunty Rapuokwu, my CRK teacher told me after catching me armed with almost half of the new testament hidden in between my armpit for use as "expo" during one of her exams.

She simply said, "you are only weakening your brain energy by cheating".

And she wasn't wrong; my first visit to the psychiatric hospital as a patient was from a supposed 'brain fäg' because I blanked out after being handed my Further Maths question paper and seeing Quadratic equations that looked like Hieroglyphics.

With that said, I hope village people are finally happy...because how do you rationalize someone not dying from the stress, heartache, poverty and hardship in Nigeria but then dying from a mere headache after succesfully integrating in a country of limitless potentials?

However, it is not right for a religious person like myself to sound so superstitious.

What if it is not underused brain energy or village people that are responsible for all these 'slump-and-die' deaths, but prayerful sidekicks wishing to replace them?

Mama Ramota still says that's the only reason she was scared when she found out I was cheating on her with a born-again Christian.

God! I didn't check the poster's name before reading this comment. A few lines in, I told myself 'this has to be nwaapaikpe' and I wasn't disappointed.

Gistmedia10:
A Nigerian woman, identified as Julien, passed away shortly after complaining of a headache. According to a social media post by Chidozie Kenneth Nwaigwe, Julien had just completed her Master’s degree and was on a sponsorship by the NHS.

In his post, Nwaigwe expressed deep sadness over the tragic loss, stating, “Sad to lose one of our own yesterday. She just completed her Masters and was on sponsorship by the NHS. A simple headache led to brain complications and finally death. RIP Julien. She’s survived by her husband and a 5-year-old son."


May her soul rest in peace!!!

May her soul rest in peace

Domainer1999:
Our own Nwamaikpe is back.

The Legend himself!

There Gbosa for you, Gbosa! Gbosa!! Gbosa!!!

May your days be long!

Who the hell is he that y'all hailing him?

See life.

Person die, una dey welcome another person.

femi4:
UK GP failed her

No talk am loud.
They are magicians there and pick what even the heavens cannot see.

EreluRoz:
Who else observed that the rate at which people just slump and die or die from ordinary headache is alarming?

So 😭 rip to her

It’s the Covid vaccine, aka slump and die vaccine. If you took it, it’s just a matter of time before you slump to join your ancestors.

delishpot:
Aneurysm. It's the classic complain before the fatal end

Pls what are the basic treatments for aneurysm

Make I follow hail you, the almighty NwaAmikpe. Welcome back. Nah so people people dey take hammer be that. Nah em make am say, mi I follow hail thee

chukwuibuipob:
same headache some of us dey take panadol,paracetamol, anti malaria drugs (phensic,Alabukun of those years back cure) . May 🏹 of DEATH,WICKED ones backfire against them.

Sleep well.

No be every headache panadol de cure bros.

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Zooposki:
It’s the Covid vaccine, aka slump and die vaccine. If you took it, it’s just a matter of time before you slump to join your ancestors.

I took it too but I have been managing myself it is not easy though I will advice don't take it my ignorant mama forced me to take it because she is a nurse ask her if she has any idea what is inside the serum she said no... I took the worst of it all oxford astrazeneca... I won't call it a vaccine but a killer serum

chukwuibuipob:
same headache some of us dey take panadol,paracetamol, anti malaria drugs (phensic,Alabukun of those years back cure) . May 🏹 of DEATH,WICKED ones backfire against them.

Sleep well.

It's not the same headache you take Panadol for o. It's a burst blood vessel in the brain and one of the symptoms is a sharp pain described as headache by victims.
Once they feel that pain it's almost too late. The bleeding has already started happening. This one is not that regular headache you experience with malaria o. This one is felt mostly at the back of the head And neck.

NwaAmaikpe:





The minister of Education needs to do something about our education sector.

It's not fair that studying for a Masters degree overseas will trigger brain complications for students.

How do you explain it that a person graduates with a 1st class or 2.1 in Nigeria, gets admitted for a Master's degree overseas, then slumps and dies either while still studying or shortly after studying.

This brings me back to what Aunty Rapuokwu, my CRK teacher told me after catching me armed with almost half of the new testament hidden in between my armpit for use as "expo" during one of her exams.

She simply said, "you are only weakening your brain energy by cheating".

And she wasn't wrong; my first visit to the psychiatric hospital as a patient was from a supposed 'brain fäg' because I blanked out after being handed my Further Maths question paper and seeing Quadratic equations that looked like Hieroglyphics.

With that said, I hope village people are finally happy...because how do you rationalize someone not dying from the stress, heartache, poverty and hardship in Nigeria but then dying from a mere headache after succesfully integrating in a country of limitless potentials?

However, it is not right for a religious person like myself to sound so superstitious.

What if it is not underused brain energy or village people that are responsible for all these 'slump-and-die' deaths, but prayerful sidekicks wishing to replace them?

Mama Ramota still says that's the only reason she was scared when she found out I was cheating on her with a born-again Christian.

Baba oooooooo. Welcome back ooooo. I been think say u dey for prison ni o. Lolzzzzz.

christejames:
The legend is back




Onukwube of Nairaland






Nno!! Dejee!!! 😂

who told you he hasn't been around? Dude just switched monikers. Be sensible

NwaAmaikpe:





The minister of Education needs to do something about our education sector.

It's not fair that studying for a Masters degree overseas will trigger brain complications for students.

How do you explain it that a person graduates with a 1st class or 2.1 in Nigeria, gets admitted for a Master's degree overseas, then slumps and dies either while still studying or shortly after studying.

This brings me back to what Aunty Rapuokwu, my CRK teacher told me after catching me armed with almost half of the new testament hidden in between my armpit for use as "expo" during one of her exams.

She simply said, "you are only weakening your brain energy by cheating".

And she wasn't wrong; my first visit to the psychiatric hospital as a patient was from a supposed 'brain fäg' because I blanked out after being handed my Further Maths question paper and seeing Quadratic equations that looked like Hieroglyphics.

With that said, I hope village people are finally happy...because how do you rationalize someone not dying from the stress, heartache, poverty and hardship in Nigeria but then dying from a mere headache after succesfully integrating in a country of limitless potentials?

However, it is not right for a religious person like myself to sound so superstitious.

What if it is not underused brain energy or village people that are responsible for all these 'slump-and-die' deaths, but prayerful sidekicks wishing to replace them?

Mama Ramota still says that's the only reason she was scared when she found out I was cheating on her with a born-again Christian.

Ejor lo fe ro

Disembark:
Pls what are the basic treatments for aneurysm

Hard to survive it. Brain surgery but survival is slim.

Beremx:
who told you he hasn't been around? Dude just switched monikers. Be sensible

You sharp

AyakaDunukofia:
Most probably aneurysm, doesn't seem like high blood pressure

Pls whats the treatment for aneurysm

Which moderator ban till August 05, 2026?

Because I sought financial help for my newly born child due to economic hardship

delishpot:
Hard to survive it. Brain surgery but survival is slim.

Damn!

I am having severe headache mostly one side of the head n sometimes chest pain

For like 5 days now