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Simp to girls:

"I know you cheated on me because I didn't give you enough money to maintain your beauty. I'm sorry babe I promise to do better but promise me you won't cheat on me again "

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Simp to girl:

"Tell him you have a boyfriend "

Simp to girl:

"My purpose here on Earth is to take care of you my love. Please consider me, gimme a chance and I'll spoil you"

Nonexisting1
advanceDNA
Caveadulam
Lalami123
ednut1
Zonefree
ilegendd
PlayMaker14
Truvelisback
MrBrownJay
GboyegaD
False prophet1

Love is sacrificial and you surely would sacrifice for those you love and vice versa. In it all, life is about moderation and moderation in itself is relative. Therefore, the one you think is a simp might not be because he decided to sacrifice to that extent for whatsoever benefit he yearns for in return.

GboyegaD:
Love is sacrificial and you surely would sacrifice for those you love and vice versa. In it all, life is about moderation and moderation in itself is relative. Therefore, the one you think is a simp might not be because he decided to sacrifice to that extent for whatsoever benefit he yearns for in return.

Oga foolishness in relationship is not sacrifice. Someone cheated on you and you think that person values you or the relationship? Except you cheat too o,but if not en,Oga there is no fvcking justification to why someone that claims to love and value you,will go and be fvcked mercilessly by another man or even men . Then coming back you will be consoling yourself with the stupid thought,that you accepting her back is sacrifice.. You be juju when them dey sacrifice other men sperm to ?

No talk that bulshit again abeg bros. E fit make person to use slap cut your ear..

BigYash:
Oga foolishness in relationship is not sacrifice. Someone cheated on you and you think that person values you or the relationship? Except you cheat too o,but if not en,Oga there is no fvcking justification to why someone that claims to love and value you,will go and be fvcked mercilessly by another man or even men . Then coming back you will be consoling yourself with the stupid thought,that you accepting her back is sacrifice.. You be juju when them dey sacrifice other men sperm to ?

No talk that bulshit again abeg bros. E fit make person to use slap cut your ear..

If someone chooses to accept a cheating partner does that make them simps? Oga, it is the person's decision and whatever you do doesn't change it. If that is what the person thinks as sacrifice who are you to say it is not? State your point waka and no kill yourself on top anoda man matter because na dat one simp pass.

GboyegaD:
Love is sacrificial and you surely would sacrifice for those you love and vice versa. In it all, life is about moderation and moderation in itself is relative. Therefore, the one you think is a simp might not be because he decided to sacrifice to that extent for whatsoever benefit he yearns for in return.

Lol...one of the reason women like simps is the inability of simps to draw the line between being stvpîd and being sacrificial...

Simping is when the king of England relinquish his right to rule and the those of his unborn children because of pvssy https://www.nairaland.com/8201050/one-greatest-simping-moves-all

Simping is when high earning footballer hands over all his money and asset to his woman, all to prove love and to make a woman that doesn't love him stay..

A simp will tell a woman thats obviously using him to use condom when she's sleeping with other guys...he calls it being understanding and caring....lol...

Simps don't reason...simps are not objective, simps have low self esteem, which makes them never consider what's at stake because of pvssy

They can see they are being used, but their low self esteem always makes them do what they should not because they want to be with a woman that's not even worth it. ......simping should be illegal.....60years in prison for the simp in the thread below

https://www.nairaland.com/7231888/simping-should-crime....it-should-illegal

Baba..don't be a simp under the guise of love and sacrifice.....the sad part is, women only stay with simp for gains.... women eventually detest simps..because women dont like weak low self esteem men.....in the long run simps always lose....

GboyegaD:
If someone chooses to accept a cheating partner does that make them simps? Oga, it is the person's decision and whatever you do doesn't change it. If that is what the person thinks as sacrifice who are you to say it is not? State your point waka and no kill yourself on top anoda man matter because na dat one simp pass.

Why will I want to kill myself on top one mu mu guy or man foolishness. When DNA result comes later on ,or probably the lady used him and dump after investing in her,na me go follow am dey read his book of lamentation? No na.. One committed suicide the other day,when he discovered his wife was sleeping with his friends. I am sure he saw red flags during courtship, but he probably choose this kind of your mu. mu mindset.. Where is he today? He is gone,while the lady will keep having more dicks to herself.. Accept cheating partner back,like the person na d only person for the world.. No wonder they said a lot of persons get mental issues,cux you can't be normal to say such nonesense or accept such nonsense..

advanceDNA:
Lol...one of the reason women like simps is the inability of simps to draw the line between being stvpîd and being sacrificial...

Simping is when the king of England relinquish his right to rule and the those of his unborn children because of pvssy https://www.nairaland.com/8201050/one-greatest-simping-moves-all

Simping is when high earning footballer hands over all his money and asset to his woman, all to prove love and to make a woman that doesn't love him stay..

A simp will tell a woman thats obviously using him to use condom when she's sleeping with other guys...he calls it being understanding and caring....lol...

Simps don't reason...simps are not objective, simps have low self esteem, which makes them never consider what's at stake because of pvssy

They can see they are being used, but their low self esteem always makes them do what they should not because they want to be with a woman that's not even worth it. ......simping should be illegal.....60years in prison for the simp in the thread below

https://www.nairaland.com/7231888/simping-should-crime....it-should-illegal

Baba..don't be a simp under the guise of love and sacrifice.....the sad part is, women only stay with simp for gains.... women eventually detest simps..because women dont like weak low self esteem men.....in the long run simps always lose....

Let's assume I am a simp, it is my life. Why take panadol for my headache? One thing I know is that those who call people simps are the simps. A non simp doesn't need validation of people on how to live his life. Let people live the life they choose. They bear their consequences, not you.

If a lady is giving me breast to suck on a steady basis and I decide to simp for her it's nobody's business

GboyegaD:
Let's assume I am a simp, it is my life. Why take panadol for my headache? One thing I know is that those who call people simps are the simps. A non simp doesn't need validation of people on how to live his life. Let people live the life they choose. They bear their consequences, not you.

I totally understand u... simps are myopic ...they don't see the implications of their actions..they always think their action is all about them....that's what the king of England said when he was relinquishing the throne of England for a pvssy....for u to even think that i am worried for you or other simps is another pathetic, myopic view ......I totally get you my guy

advanceDNA:
I totally understand u... simps are myopic ...they don't see the implications of their actions..they always think their action is all about them....that's what the king of England said when he was relinquishing the throne of England for a pvssy....to eve think that i am worried for you or other simps is another pathetic, myopic view ......I totally get you my guy

Oga, go make the best of your life. Nothing can be more myopic than you who is drawing conclusions based on your thought on people you don't know.
Don't let's derail this thread any further.

GboyegaD:
Oga, go make the best of your life. Nothing can be more myopic than you who is drawing conclusions based on your thought on people you don't know.
Don't let's derail this thread any further.

U don dey vex...??.we are talking about simps and simping...how is that derailing a thread that is about simps??..

advanceDNA:
U don dey vex...??.we are talking about simps and simping...how is that derailing a thread that is about simps??..

No be only us dey make we give others sef chance. Why I go vex for you wey I no know? People wey I know sef I never vex for them finish let alone you wey I no sabi.

Every man simps for the woman he loves.


Argue all you want but it's what it is

GboyegaD
advanceDNA
BigYash

I didn't ask you guys to argue. Just drop popular simp punchline they normally use. Whoever wanna be a simp let him be so in peace. Don't preach to anyone. This is a game and it's for fun. Don't ruin it!


"Babe, please reply my messages, don't keep me waiting for long"

Listen to yourself. Are you making sense? Every man simps for the woman he loves even if she doesn't love him back Didn't you read some of my own simps quotes? What are you saying? I'm not asking for your opinion if you don't have anything reasonable to say why not exit? Drop popular simp punchline I'm not asking for your goddam opinion

Tallesty1:
Every man simps for the woman he loves.


Argue all you want but it's what it is

Is easy to come online to form bad guy. We have all simped at one point or the other

Sir, it's just a game I'm not trying to preach to anyone or criticize anything it's just for fun no bashing let's keep it rolling

ednut1:
Is easy to come online to form bad guy. We have all simped at one point or the other

Simp to girl:

" Send me your account number lemme
appreciate your unblemish beauty "😍

Damian911:
Listen to yourself. Are you making sense? Every man simps for the woman he loves even if she doesn't love him back Didn't you read some of my own simps quotes? What are you saying? I'm not asking for your opinion if you don't have anything reasonable to say why not exit? Drop popular simp punchline I'm not asking for your goddam opinion

Lol... The road to ruin is paved with good intentions. Funny how the little yellowish amber flame of the candle light you lit up is about to spiral out of control into a wildfire

Sometimes even the best intentions can lead to the worst outcomes.. just smile and wave! You've sadly lost the rein over this thread lol

😭💔
I saw this shit on X and everyone made their contribution but here they turned it to arguing and bashing. The thread was basically created as a form of game but sadly like you suggest something simple and for fun has finally turned toxic and I unfortunately have finally lost control of the thread!💔

CandyOps:
Lol... The road to ruin is paved with good intentions. Funny how the little yellowish amber flame of the candle light you lit up is about to spiral out of control into a wildfire

Sometimes even the best intentions can lead to the worst outcomes.. just smile and wave! You've sadly lost the rein over this thread lol

BigYash:
Oga foolishness in relationship is not sacrifice. Someone cheated on you and you think that person values you or the relationship? Except you cheat too o,but if not en,Oga there is no fvcking justification to why someone that claims to love and value you,will go and be fvcked mercilessly by another man or even men . Then coming back you will be consoling yourself with the stupid thought,that you accepting her back is sacrifice.. You be juju when them dey sacrifice other men sperm to ?

No talk that bulshit again abeg bros. E fit make person to use slap cut your ear..

U wicked....lol

GboyegaD:
Love is sacrificial and you surely would sacrifice for those you love and vice versa. In it all, life is about moderation and moderation in itself is relative. Therefore, the one you think is a simp might not be because he decided to sacrifice to that extent for whatsoever benefit he yearns for in return.

Love is sacrificial indeed. That means love requires sacrificing something. That also means love is valuable because it comes at a cost. Now why would you give something valuable to a fool? Why give your precious sacrificial love to a LovePeddler? Only a pure and wise lady who submits to her man deserves sacrificial love.

Simp to gurl...
` baby stop crying let them say whatever they like... I don't mind sharing you with another man just to make you happy"...

high level mum. Com

BigYash:
Oga foolishness in relationship is not sacrifice. Someone cheated on you and you think that person values you or the relationship? Except you cheat too o,but if not en,Oga there is no fvcking justification to why someone that claims to love and value you,will go and be fvcked mercilessly by another man or even men . Then coming back you will be consoling yourself with the stupid thought,that you accepting her back is sacrifice.. You be juju when them dey sacrifice other men sperm to ?

No talk that bulshit again abeg bros. E fit make person to use slap cut your ear..

One bitch here say make i ask Is it ok if she is bleeped mercily?

StillDtruth:
One bitch here say make i ask Is it ok if she is bleeped mercily?

Pussies aren't loyal these days,so you have to apply the no mercy effect on them.. If you don't,the other nackers will definitely go that route,and she will definitely place them above you for that very reason.. But sha no kill person daughter sha..

Tallesty1:
Every man simps for the woman he loves.


Argue all you want but it's what it is

Na why man no suppose dey love.. It turns a man to mu mu in relationship,and the woman can then use their manipulation tactics on him.

One Ozuor up there say na breast sucking be him problem.. Wetin come differentiate am from new born baby when never get much sense,and the cry for breast . This childish brain and behavior,is why the ladies will always mess him and his likes up..

ednut1:
Is easy to come online to form bad guy. We have all simped at one point or the other

We have all simped at some point,yes you are correct. But the problem is, why would you still continue the simp lifestyle as a man,even after your first experience?

That's f o o l I s h n e s s na..

efficiencie:
Love is sacrificial indeed. That means love requires sacrificing something. That also means love is valuable because it comes at a cost. Now why would you give something valuable to a fool? Why give your precious sacrificial love to a LovePeddler? Only a pure and wise lady who submits to her man deserves sacrificial love.

In it all, it takes the right man to find the right woman. If you end up with a love peddler, watch yourself.

BigYash:
Pussies aren't loyal these days,so you have to apply the no mercy effect on them.. If you don't,the other nackers will definitely go that route,and she will definitely place them above you for that very reason.. But sha no kill person daughter sha..

Puccy and penis no dey dey loyal before! Na very very hard thing to dey ask make dem dey loyal. So, everybody gas to manage the not loyalty.