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If you are not careful, Calabar girl will just take your husband and put you in a substitute bench easily as they will turn you to kelechi Iheanacho in Sevilla or Chukweze in AC Milan.
Calabar girls are very good in cooking very sweet food and on top of that give you mind blowing sex 😆 that will make you forget the spelling of your surname.
My friend who lives in America said that during his NYSC days the Calabar girl he dated almost made him to leave his 7 years old relationship that the Calabar girl was just too good in all ramifications as she was just a Complete treasure with very sweet delicious food and better knacking to complement it .
I was in a restaurant when I overheard the owner of the restaurant telling her friend how a married Ghanaian left his wife with two kids and got married to a Calabar girl.
She said the guy had a very good job and was transferred to Kaduna where he met the Calabar girl.
The Ghanaian abandoned the wife and till this day is still married to the Calabar woman.
Indeed Calabar girls have gone global.
What is really the secret of Calabar girls lol?

My brother you are not far from the truth. Theres this fine Calabar babe in my street. She is also a nurse. Saw her one day and followed her to her house. She cooked soup with not much of ingredients, When she finished and told me to come and eat, I declined because I felt the food was not going to meet my standard. She got annoyed with me, when I sensed that my not eating the food might deprive me of kpekus, I just decided to eat small.

On tasting the food, it was so delicious that I ate up everything. After eating, this babe knacked the living day light out of me. Her kpekus was so tight and sweet and she is very good in riding.

After the knacking I begged her to do another eba for me. And after that another round of intense knacking.

When we were done, I told her to pack the remaining soup for me as I gave her money to cook another one.
Since then I cant stop thinking of that girl. The good food and the good knacking. Sometimes I fear if I never chop konomi.
I give it to Calabar and Akwa Ibom girls especially the Ibibio tribe.

Macphenson:
My brother you are not far from the truth. Theres this fine Calabar babe in my street. She is also a nurse. Saw her one day and followed her to her house. She cooked soup with not much of ingredients, When she finished and told me to come and eat, I declined because I felt the food was not going to meet my standard. She got annoyed with me, when I sensed that my not eating the food might deprive me of kpekus, I just decided to eat small.

On tasting the food, it was so delicious that I ate up everything. After eating, this babe knacked the living day light out of me. Her kpekus was so tight and sweet and she is very good in riding.

After the knacking I begged her to do another eba for me. And after that another round of intense knacking.

When we were done, I told her to pack the remaining soup for me as I gave her money to cook another one.
Since then I cant stop thinking of that girl. The good food and the good knacking. Sometimes I fear if I never chop konomi.
I give it to Calabar and Akwa Ibom girls especially the Ibibio tribe.

Exactly bro .They are very hospitable.

Macphenson:
My brother you are not far from the truth. Theres this fine Calabar babe in my street. She is also a nurse. Saw her one day and followed her to her house. She cooked soup with not much of ingredients, When she finished and told me to come and eat, I declined because I felt the food was not going to meet my standard. She got annoyed with me, when I sensed that my not eating the food might deprive me of kpekus, I just decided to eat small.

On tasting the food, it was so delicious that I ate up everything. After eating, this babe knacked the living day light out of me. Her kpekus was so tight and sweet and she is very good in riding.

After the knacking I begged her to do another eba for me. And after that another round of intense knacking.

When we were done, I told her to pack the remaining soup for me as I gave her money to cook another one.
Since then I cant stop thinking of that girl. The good food and the good knacking. Sometimes I fear if I never chop konomi.
I give it to Calabar and Akwa Ibom girls especially the Ibibio tribe.

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It's not jazz. They are very homely.

Macphenson:
My brother you are not far from the truth. Theres this fine Calabar babe in my street. She is also a nurse. Saw her one day and followed her to her house. She cooked soup with not much of ingredients, When she finished and told me to come and eat, I declined because I felt the food was not going to meet my standard. She got annoyed with me, when I sensed that my not eating the food might deprive me of kpekus, I just decided to eat small.

On tasting the food, it was so delicious that I ate up everything. After eating, this babe knacked the living day light out of me. Her kpekus was so tight and sweet and she is very good in riding.

After the knacking I begged her to do another eba for me. And after that another round of intense knacking.

When we were done, I told her to pack the remaining soup for me as I gave her money to cook another one.
Since then I cant stop thinking of that girl. The good food and the good knacking. Sometimes I fear if I never chop konomi.
I give it to Calabar and Akwa Ibom girls especially the Ibibio tribe.

Dream on

Make i just dey my dey as i read hilarious comments.

hahahahahaha, woman make me forget my children? may our path never cross with such woman.

Macphenson:
My brother you are not far from the truth. Theres this fine Calabar babe in my street. She is also a nurse. Saw her one day and followed her to her house. She cooked soup with not much of ingredients, When she finished and told me to come and eat, I declined because I felt the food was not going to meet my standard. She got annoyed with me, when I sensed that my not eating the food might deprive me of kpekus, I just decided to eat small.

On tasting the food, it was so delicious that I ate up everything. After eating, this babe knacked the living day light out of me. Her kpekus was so tight and sweet and she is very good in riding.

After the knacking I begged her to do another eba for me. And after that another round of intense knacking.

When we were done, I told her to pack the remaining soup for me as I gave her money to cook another one.
Since then I cant stop thinking of that girl. The good food and the good knacking. Sometimes I fear if I never chop konomi.
I give it to Calabar and Akwa Ibom girls especially the Ibibio tribe.

In essence, you are saying that the girls from your tribes, are useless ?

TheBillyonaire:
In essence, you are saying that the girls from your tribes, are useless ?

How are they useless ?
Caring, gentle and hospitable women.

Calabar God bless that state

I have a two neighbor that was Calabar in the previous house I lived I really never enjoy any neighbor like this oh. Very straight forward ladies they can cook .
Calabar will cook food and herbs 🌿 together
They are a grate cook . I be Yoruba but if Calabar girl likes you not even love oh . Just ordinary like you will enjoy because she will give you the same treat as her boy friend 😆 .
I am going to travel to clalabar one day very soon

guobe:
How are they useless ?
Caring, gentle and hospitable women.

God bless you bro this ladies can cook calabar girl will cook white stew will cook herbs and vegetables together you will not even know you took herbs I swear . I wish to marry calabar so I can enjoy some different stew not ewedu

Sammy101111:
Calabar God bless that state

I have a two neighbor that was Calabar in the previous house I lived I really never enjoy any neighbor like this oh. Very straight forward ladies they can cook .
Calabar will cook food and herbs 🌿 together
They are a grate cook . I be Yoruba but if Calabar girl likes you not even love oh . Just ordinary like you will enjoy because she will give you the same treat as her boy friend 😆 .
I am going to travel to clalabar one day very soon

Lol if you travel there ,you won't remember to come back again o lol

Sammy101111:
God bless you bro this ladies can cook calabar girl will cook white stew will cook herbs and vegetables together you will not even know you took herbs I swear . I wish to marry calabar so I can enjoy some different stew not ewedu

Sure thing.

guobe:
Lol if you travel there ,you won't remember to come hack again o lol

I go come back better still I go carry one come house con stay with me
If you meet a very educated calabar girl are English go sharp and calabar are very romantic in nature .
I just love calabar for there food no be ewedu or efo way me Yoruba they chop .

Sammy101111:
I go come back better still I go carry one come house con stay with me
If you meet a very educated calabar girl are English go sharp and calabar are very romantic in nature .
I just love calabar for there food no be ewedu or efo way me Yoruba they chop .

Okay nice.

Sammy101111:
Calabar God bless that state

I have a two neighbor that was Calabar in the previous house I lived I really never enjoy any neighbor like this oh. Very straight forward ladies they can cook .
Calabar will cook food and herbs 🌿 together
They are a grate cook . I be Yoruba but if Calabar girl likes you not even love oh . Just ordinary like you will enjoy because she will give you the same treat as her boy friend 😆 .
I am going to travel to clalabar one day very soon

So calabar is a state.

Bunch of ashawo men mtcheww. It's only useless men that are trapped with food.

EreluRoz:
Bunch of ashawo men mtcheww. It's only useless men that are trapped with food.

Lol EreluRoz, the fastest way to a man's heart is food to the stomach.
If a lady can't cook good food it will be difficult to get a guy if she has good competition.

guobe:
Lol EreluRoz, the fastest way to a man's heart is food to the stomach.
If a lady can't cook good food it will be difficult to get a guy if she has good competition.

What of guys that eat little or doesn't appreciate food that much,but fruits? Wetin the woman wan come use enter the man heart? Maybe she go use cowgirl/reverse cowgirl and bj sha...

Chief Goube ,I hear say you and NNphicee don increase fuel again.. Una no dey pity Tpain at all?

BigYash:
What of guys that eat little or doesn't appreciate food that much,but fruits? Wetin the woman wan come use enter the man heart? Maybe she go use cowgirl/reverse cowgirl and bj sha...

Chief Goube ,I hear say you and NNphicee don increase fuel again.. Una no dey pity Tpain at all?

The woman must use one way or the other to trap the man.
O boy T pain wan kill Nigerians o .
Old men no de reason anybody as na their own thinking them believe.
E no go easy for this fuel hike.

guobe:
How are they useless ?
Caring, gentle and hospitable women.

So you are saying that apart from Akwa Ibom/Cross River women, that women from other tribes are useless?

guobe:
The woman must use one way or the other to trap the man.
O boy T pain wan kill Nigerians o .
Old men no de reason anybody as na their own thinking them believe.
E no go easy for this fuel hike.

No be small thing Tpain dey do o.. But i like it some how.. Nigerians need learn a lesson

I don't give a fuc/k for her coockig food.
When a man starts peeking into pots and pans. He looks at what he would like to eat. There is no man there anymore. Testosterone has gone to hell.

BigYash:
No be small thing Tpain dey do o.. But i like it some how.. Nigerians need learn a lesson

APC have hijacked every institution including INEC and judiciary.
There is no hope for Nigerians.
If you have money Japa with your wife and kids.
No hope in Nigeria.

So dem fit use good snatch some men?

Omo I don't really eat much sha,that one no de move me...... just be straight forward and intelligent.

Ok, I may have to travel to Calabar to find out for myself. I like first hand evidence before believing.

Sapasenator:
Ok, I may have to travel to Calabar to find out for myself. I like first hand evidence before believing.

Lol

I dare any calabar girl to pass my street this night.

Two things must be involved. Food and zah ozah room. (buhari style)

Let's confirm.

Starboytwo:
I dare any calabar girl to pass my street this night.

Two things must be involved. Food and zah ozah room. (buhari style)

Let's confirm.

Ah for real

I love calabar girls and akwaibom girls...very good cook and never tired of satisfying their men..I remember one of my ak babes wasn't feeling too fine and she was around she said I haven't touched her in four days on top malaria this gal rode the hellout of me...always ready most of the girls I dated always formed that they don't eat eba and fufu..my ak babe dey swallow 4 fufu with the afang soul she prepared...ima..Will never forget you.

EreluRoz:
Bunch of ashawo men mtcheww. It's only useless men that are trapped with food.

Ashawo recognizes Ashawo
I hail oooooooooo...

Uptheante:
Dream on

I didn't want to rain on the guy parade