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Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by ObalendeCMS: 8:35pm On Oct 11, 2024
iLegendd:
With the rate of infections and careless expenses on transportation, you think I'd stoop so low? No, Brother, I won't.

Men are investing in assets that'll appreciate in value in 5 years, not on a smelly vagina of an infected or frustrated feminist.
RESPEK!!!!

Just trying to pull that dumbo's pants, sorry legs.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by sholikay(m): 8:36pm On Oct 11, 2024
ObalendeCMS:
I won't be surprised if those two up there, going back & forth, end up smashing!
lol...that feminist wannabe pant fit don over wet and soaked with down below juice... grin

Even me sef,I wan dey fall for ILEGENDD...
Man too Sabi...
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by iLegendd(op): 8:39pm On Oct 11, 2024
ObalendeCMS:
RESPEK!!!!

Just trying to pull that dumbo's pants, sorry legs.
I have even modified your first post to add extra info.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by budaatum: 8:56pm On Oct 11, 2024
iLegendd:
Using psychology on me. And I'd intentionally fail it because I have my reason.

Let me lecture you — I won't abuse you.

You see the reason a lot of you are poor and always asking for urgent 2k?
Show where I asked you for 2k please, so people know I'm poor. Everything else you said na story.

The pint of Guinness I have in my hand alone as I type this is like 10k, and its my second, all bought by myself plus the 2 I've already brought for my girlfriends who are with me. By the time I'm done, I alone would have spent 50k and they too would have brought rounds, and that's not adding the 30k entry fee for one to the venue.

Its not about being better than you with your small tiny ego you see, but about value. And its obvious that the only thing you think is worth anything about you is between your legs and not in any way what's between your ears.

Up your game dude. You are flailing here like a limp diq.

Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by budaatum: 9:02pm On Oct 11, 2024
ObalendeCMS:
I won't be surprised if those two up there, going back & forth, end up smashing!
He will definitely come here to tell you if he ever does, because that's what small minded people do.

Personally, I'd rather smash you, if just to spite him, than let that pig be in the same room as me. You up for it? I'll book you in when I'm available, though you might need to wait a very long time.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by budaatum: 9:04pm On Oct 11, 2024
Adasun:
Lols, I just dey nod through the write up...no woman that loves me ever hide her phone. U dey craze? They even willing drop it for me to hold for them self.


I also noticed,they like keeping there money with me too.
That's because you are a man with decent values who is trustworthy. Pigs have different experiences.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by EndRape2(f): 10:11pm On Oct 11, 2024
Rubbish write up, if you access her phone , she must access your phone , even if you are a billionaire.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by iLegendd(op): 10:13pm On Oct 11, 2024
budaatum:
Show where I asked you for 2k please, so people know I'm poor. Everything else you said na story.

The pint of Guinness I have in my hand alone as I type this is like 10k, and its my second, all bought by myself plus the 2 I've already brought for my girlfriends who are with me. By the time I'm done, I alone would have spent 50k and they too would have brought rounds, and that's not adding the 30k entry fee for one to the venue.

Its not about being better than you with your small tiny ego you see, but about value. And its obvious that the only thing you think is worth anything about you is between your legs and not in any way what's between your ears.

Up your game dude. You are flailing here like a limp diq.
You don't read to comprehend, you read to reply. There is no way ever since you started using a phone that you haven't asked a man, woman or family member for card or urgent 2k. I haven't. I didn't say you asked me — I'm refering to women in general.

I don't consider you a woman anymore — you're a man like us, a strong man for that matter. Bobrisky saw the hardship men face and ran away but you want chook head. cheesy

Talking about the price of what you're drinking, you get money pass me na. grin You na big man.

All my money has been invested. Also, with the rise of fake products causing kidney problems, I have stopped consuming 95% of things that have gone through a factory — soft drink, alcohol, energy drink, etc. I hardly take them in the first place, but I have total stopped or 99.99% stopped.

I mostly exercise and consume home-made beverages. If I want to get high like you, I'll get fresh marijuana and slice them into my meal. It's a vegetable and it's medicinal.

For your girlfriends? Hmmm. 90% of women have lesbian tendencies and girl-to-girl always turn them on. Speaking from experience. But since you want to be a man, I trust you, you won't do anything to your "girlfriends" after getting high. 🙄

You're bragging about clubbing, drinking and spending 50-100k. Wow! You're a big girl o. I lost almost a million in crypto some days ago and I wasn't even bothered. Though, I have made the money back.

While I'm busy focusing on multiplying my money, you're busy spending. You know why? The bills is always on a man, us, so we have to invest more than we spend. There are even nice guys in that club that'll be ready to pay for you girls, but I had to carry my own weight.

When I was a student, I used to spend lavishly too and club's gate fee wat $50-$100 for the men and if you want to enter VIP section, you pay thousands of $. This $50 (85k) is just for entrance and not the drinks I'll buy.

You're being abusive towards the end. Don't go there, please, I'm violent with words.

Now, let's talk about how you made that money you spent. Can you tell us? You can lie about it if you want to, but I'd love if you're sincere.

See woman dey brag about clubbing and alcohol—not to talk of the substances she'll smoke or inhale in that place. We're doomed—the female gender is gone. America, look at what you've done to our women. And you want us to take you seriously? You're already a man like us, so allow us look for feminine women.

They want to do what men do, but when fight broke out between Ukraine and Russia, the Ukrainian government said all women and children should be moved to safety and all the men forward for war and not a single Ukrainian feminist said, "Objection my Lord, all the women must join the men in this this war." 98% of these women ran to safety in other countries and 98% of the men refused to run—just to defend their country.


You see? So, how did you make the money you spent? Is it legit? The company you work for, is it owned by a man or a woman? Be honest and not abusive.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by T0BY(m): 10:20pm On Oct 11, 2024
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by JimD(m): 10:22pm On Oct 11, 2024
There is a difference between being intrusive and being centered as a man. You should have a degree of control but you should respect her space as she respect yours, making sure she knows your "rules". Anything beyond that is narcissistic behaviour.

NB: A woman respects a man to the degree to which she respects his rules. But judging based on chats seems childish. Any woman can hide chats nowadays with the tap of a button.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by noskcid(m): 10:24pm On Oct 11, 2024
iLegendd:
Don't Take Her Seriously Except This Happens
You are a bad guy 😂
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by PAQ(m): 10:28pm On Oct 11, 2024
I dont want to check your phone and pls stay out of mine. Before the mobile phone people cheat and get away with it. Having access to your phone is not a litmus test to me, what will be will be.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by Thegoodone13(m): 10:39pm On Oct 11, 2024
iLegendd:
Don't Take Her Seriously Except This Happens
. It's only a cheater that will say my phone is private to his/her partner. What are you hiding? The first sign to know that your partner is cheating is to be hide his/ her phone.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by budaatum: 10:45pm On Oct 11, 2024
iLegendd:
You don't read to comprehend, you read to reply. There is no way ever since you started using a phone that you haven't asked a man, woman or family member for card or urgent 2k. I haven't.
I have never ever asked anyone for anything, though I don't expect you to believe me. I'm the sort who is asked for things instead. I was brought up to be self sufficient you see, and even if I don't have enough, and not when, since I have always been content with whatever I have, I'd rather do without than go begging or letting your sort benefit so I can have.

That's perhaps why your sort have no value as far as I am concerned. Nothing you have appeals to me, as I'm far more interested in the value you place in the brain in your head than the value you place in the diq in your pants, which is valueless if you asked me, since you can't possibly be the only person with a diq worth bragging about, and which some, no doubt, know to use better than you can imagine in your wildest dreams.

Up your game dude, and value yourself more. It might make you more deserving of more than the 2k girls you currently associate with, and bring you into the realm of women who would add value to you.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by budaatum: 10:47pm On Oct 11, 2024
JimD:
There is a difference between being intrusive and being centered as a man. You should have a degree of control but you should respect her space as she respect yours, making sure she knows your "rules". Anything beyond that is narcissistic behaviour.

NB: A woman respects a man to the degree to which she respects his rules. But judging based on chats seems childish. Any woman can hide chats nowadays with the tap of a button.
I value you! And the reason I value you is you value yourself immensely.

My hope is, more men will be like you instead of the pigs most seem to want to be.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by alimiadedayo1: 10:48pm On Oct 11, 2024
iLegendd:
All my girls have access to my phone and ATM pins. I can hide something in a phone and no living thing will see it.

My phone is like a computer. Different operating systems: Window, iOS, Ubuntu, Linux, etc. You won't even see option to switch. If you do see, you're just way to good in IT. Even after that, how do you gain access with multiple authentications?

This is just to protect my crypto accounts from everything incase I'm travelling with my phone and I get into trouble with men in uniform. I'm not hiding a crime, just protecting my money from uniform criminals.
Hello
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by FameGlory(f): 10:49pm On Oct 11, 2024
Please how can I make my face change like this in a video?

I need help.

Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by iLegendd(op): 10:53pm On Oct 11, 2024
budaatum:
I have never ever asked anyone for anything, though I don't expect you to believe me. I'm the sort who is asked for things instead. I was brought up to be self sufficient you see, and even if I don't have enough, and not when, since I have always been content with whatever I have, I'd rather do without than go begging or letting your sort benefit so I can have.

That's perhaps why your sort have no value as far as I am concerned. Nothing you have appeals to me, as I'm far more interested in the value you place in the brain in your head than the value you place in the diq in your pants, which is valueless if you asked me, since you can't possibly be the only person with a diq worth bragging about, and which some, no doubt, know to use better than you can imagine in your wildest dreams.

Up your game dude, and value yourself more. It might make you more deserving of more than the 2k girls you currently associate with, and bring you into the realm of women who would add value to you.
Most women would rather turn transgender than to admit the truth, so I don't expect honesty from you. You're so fixated on the dick I mentioned, yet you're acting disgusted by it because you're a lesbian hiding under feminism. Alright, e don do. Enjoy. Deceive and convert all the women. We know you people's agenda.

Shame dey catch me say I dey exchange words back and forth with you, a lesbian feminist that would rather die than to listen to a man.

I'm from a complete home, so we don't add bitterness to our lives — we just want our beautiful women to be women-like and not depressed lesbian feminists who think equality has a room in a real man's life.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by Haydens: 10:57pm On Oct 11, 2024
iLegendd:
E be like say I go ignore you before you push me into exposing my worth.

Just know that, academically, I was top 3 in Nigeria and top 2 abroad with a distinction.

Physically, I'm muscular and healthy — I never miss exercise.

Spiritually, I'm average — deviating from religion gradually.

Financially, I don't begged for money no matter the hardship from family members or outsiders — I give (especially when I have) before people go start to dey send DM to bill me.

Intellectually, I find solutions to problems faster than most people I have ever met home and abroad. It's only my guy in Spain that finds solutions faster than me. I don't know where that one got his own brain. I'm still the one that taught him female psychology and how to get any woman and last long in bed while he taught me a lot about technology hacking, etc., which is even my field.

With my big muscle and big dick, you known no say I suppose get standard and pride? So, I choose, not you.

If you call someone like me with all the muscular and brain weak, I wonder what you'll call other men.

Feminist no really get brain and choice sha. Always attacking men toll menopause and they become bitter. cheesy For me, I like women and will always treat them well, massage them, cook for them when I'm happy, f*ck them like no one ever would, pamper them, fight with them, reconcile, f*ck them again, spend what I'm willing to lose, etc., but don't ever insult me directly or indirectly or my mom or even any of my siblings — I don't forgive or forget. I have a journal where I write everybody's offences down no matter how little it is.

So, that's a little bit of me.
Mr man you are very weak by bragging and arguing with a woman back and forth.

You made a nice write up but you don't portray it in character.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by iLegendd(op): 10:58pm On Oct 11, 2024
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by emapeteum(m): 10:58pm On Oct 11, 2024
Interesting write-up but lacks substance. If finances are to be shared, it is not an act of irresponsibility as you claim but the man would value the woman more than just a sex-machine. You mention Regina whose husband provides everything, but in secret, she is like a slave. She can't make decisions on her own.I sense sentiment in your write-up
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by iLegendd(op): 10:59pm On Oct 11, 2024
Haydens:
Mr man you are very weak by bragging and arguing with a woman back and forth.

You made a nice write up but you don't portray it in character.
You won't understand. I get your point. Sometimes, you need to stoop. Even Falana that we respect is jumping from one Interview to another talking too much. Sometimes, you need to lose respect to pass your message across.

What if I want to turn everything to a book? Don't you know this serves as a public writing pad? I'm an author, so don't worry too much about me. I'm always 10 steps ahead of her, trust me.

I appreciate your concern, though.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by AmalaAtiEwedu: 10:59pm On Oct 11, 2024
Tokskob2008:
Private part these days aren't private anymore especially for the ladies but their phones are full of private escapades so they tend to guard it with all their might..
na only nipple for breast be private part nowadays
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by Haydens: 11:03pm On Oct 11, 2024
budaatum:
Now, please go ahead and try hard to show us your worth by ignoring me. I bet you'd fail.
Ilegend, see the way a woman is just playing with you because you want to prove yourself because of a pussy.

See as she dey use you dey mop floor.

Your post doesn't even depict an atom of you.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by Livelystone01: 11:03pm On Oct 11, 2024
iLegendd:
All my girls have access to my phone and ATM pins. I can hide something in a phone and no living thing will see it.

My phone is like a computer. Different operating systems: Window, iOS, Ubuntu, Linux, etc. You won't even see option to switch. If you do see, you're just way to good in IT. Even after that, how do you gain access with multiple authentications?

This is just to protect my crypto accounts from everything incase I'm travelling with my phone and I get into trouble with men in uniform. I'm not hiding a crime, just protecting my money from uniform criminals.
Lol, story of my life bro. My wallets are hidden far from anything.
The wallet I use as my first page on trust is also one with just $500, the main ones with real USDT are not exposed. My security code is my finger print.

My exchanges are also hidden too.

A y other app you need that's not money related is open for the the public.

My reason is the police or wicked people.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by iLegendd(op): 11:04pm On Oct 11, 2024
Haydens:
Ilegend, see the way a woman is just playing with you because you want to prove yourself because of a pussy.

See as she dey use you dey mop floor.

Your post doesn't even depict an atom of you.
Calm down and take a deep breath. I'm ahead, except you want to take a swipe at me, then continue. Aren't you being entertained? Some people will have to pay for this entertainment.

Too much ego is the reason some men are introverts. They don't want to banter to avoid looking stupid or tagged "talkative or cho cho cho." That is what men fear the most.

People like us don't focus on what people think.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by iLegendd(op): 11:08pm On Oct 11, 2024
Livelystone01:
Lol, story of my life bro. My wallets are hidden far from anything.
The wallet I use as my first page on trust is also one with just $500, the main ones with real USDT are not exposed. My security code is my finger print.

My exchanges are also hidden too.

A y other app you need that's not money related is open for the the public.

My reason is the police or wicked people.
Exactly what I was trying to explain to her, but she wouldn't listen. She's a woman ready to fight men, so every loophole looks like an opportunity to attack a man.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by Haydens: 11:10pm On Oct 11, 2024
iLegendd:
Can you imagine? So, no matter what a man does, a woman is ready to complain.

You're a good husband, she'll say you're boring and not fun. You're a bad boy, she'll say you're abusive, egotistic, etc.

With this, men should be men and never worry of what women think about them. Don't please that gender, but be kind, terrible, good, bad, supportive, and even abusive at the same time. Just mix it up to avoid overdose of any of them.
Well said.

Who gives a flying fvck about women and their stupid thinking?

A man has himself and that is more than enough.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by jrusky(m): 11:11pm On Oct 11, 2024
So accessing phone now your biggest headache ba?

Pls some of you guys need thorough slapping at the back of your head to reset your brain.

You never hear where gate man dey knack oga wife inside oga compound before ba, do they need phone to commit such?

Better grow up and stop being a bloody simp.

Woman wey go cheat go cheat if you like carry her phone and pur it inside your boxer short na hypertension go kill you las las better go focus on your life not to die too soon on top woman matter.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by Dearlord(m): 11:16pm On Oct 11, 2024
Bros you just fighting yourself for no reason.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by Haydens: 11:17pm On Oct 11, 2024
budaatum:
The pint of Guinness I have in my hand alone as I type this is like 10k, and its my second, all bought by myself plus the 2 I've already brought for my girlfriends who are with me. By the time I'm done, I alone would have spent 50k and they too would have brought rounds, and that's not adding the 30k entry fee for one to the venue.
A lot of men will marry dustbins and rubbish in the incoming years.

Give women freedom and they will over use it, give them power and they will abuse it.

Women don't deserve any atom of power because they are abusers naturally, that's why in this life I will never take any woman serious.
Re: Treat Her as a Friend with Benefit Until She Does This [Picture] by dipsx(m): 11:17pm On Oct 11, 2024
One of the easiest way to live with a spouse/partner is to share password to your phones.
It helps you to be very careful and responsible especially as a man.
Started it long before marriage still doing it till date including my ATM pins.
It gives you almost 0% suspicion.
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