₦airaland Forum

Dear Nigerians,

Following my successful suggestion to Tinubu to increase fuel price in order to deal with you lot, we are seeking fresh ideas on what else to increase in order to make life more unbearable for you.

This can come from any aspect as long as it affects Nigerians negatively.

Kindly drop your suggestions below for consideration.

Thanks.

VeryWickedBro:
Dear Nigerians,

Following my successful suggestion to Tinubu to increase fuel price in order to deal with you lot, we are seeking fresh ideas on what else to increase in order to make life more unbearable for you.

This can come from any aspect as long as it affects Nigerians negatively.

Kindly drop your suggestions below for consideration.

Thanks.

Add ₦100 levy on every electronic transaction, even if it's just ₦25 transaction.

It's Allowed!

Place a toll on every road and street, and forcefully collect #3,000 from every driver, #1,000 from every pedestrian whenever they pass, no matter how many times a day.

Force every market woman to pay #5,000 per day to the iyaloja general of the federation, whether she sold anything or not.

You should suggest a tax on breathing. Every Nigerian must have a meter connected to our mouth and nose, and an app should measure how much air we intake so a tax bill can be sent out to us.

Also, introduce a pîss and shît bill to tax us for pîssing and shîtting. And consider a fuq bill too. Again, meters and app to measure and bill.

All these will increase internally generated revenue, and therefore increase GDP.

Nigeria go better!

Child labour

50% of Nigeria's population are under 18
Send them to work at a maximum pay of the minimum wage

Ban sport betting.

Bet9ja, sporty, bet king expecially.

Nigerian youth population will get edgy for sure.

budaatum:
You should suggest a tax on breathing. Every Nigerian must have a meter connected to our mouth and nose, and an app should measure how much air we intake so a tax bill can be sent out to us.

Also, introduce a pîss and shît bill to tax us for pîssing and shîtting. And consider a fuq bill too. Again, meters and app to measure and bill.

All these will increase internally generated revenue, and therefore increase GDP.

Nigeria go better!

Funniest comment here

Close all churches ND mosque in the country,u will see real protest

Dumb thread

HellVictorinho8:
Dumb thread

Nope, not dumb...suggest yours.

I suggest we suspend the Nigerian Constitution and be ruling by decree as its clear the Constitution is useless to us as we flout it's provisions on the daily..

Pluto33:
Nope, not dumb...suggest yours.

I suggest we suspend the Nigerian Constitution and be ruling by decree as its clear the Constitution is useless to us as we flout it's provisions on the daily..

Even the provisions dont add up


But threads like dis make it seem funny whereas itz not

Enugu is taxing the dead.

https://www.nairaland.com/8238320/enugu-state-govt-gives-reason#132409386

Everyday247:
Add ₦100 levy on every electronic transaction, even if it's just ₦25 transaction.

It's Allowed!

Done
Thanks for this wonderful suggestion