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This story is divided into 2 parts

1.) Brotherhood
2.) Red Flags

1.) Brotherhood
I have a long time friend I rarely see but we live next to each other in the village. Whenever I come to his town I call him let's link up.

I ask this guy where can I get strong loud
He brags about a spot he buys from saying their loud is very high quality.
We go there and the loud is basically rubbish asin dry leaves with weird taste.

Second time I call him to link me up with babes on town to hangout with.
He gives me a number and says that this girl is the best girl in town and he starts bragging about the girl. Saying I will enjoy her very well that she fits me.
I link up with the girl and later on I found out she is actually a crazy bitch.
That is ready to set you up and play victim.

So I'm planning to cut all ties with this guy.
At this point I realize he has very bad poor taste on life.
And the way he will hype a girl you will think she is Rihanna.
When the girl comes you will see one ugly dark skin girl with bad teeth. .

I'm planning to cut ties with this guy
What kinda of human beings dey this Nigeria??

2. Red flags
The girl that he gave me her number I saw her profile picture and noticed that she has red braids hairstyle.
From my previous experiences I noticed that girls that dye their hair Red are very dangerous jezebels.

Any girl you see with this red color hairstyle
My brother run away from her!!!!

These type of girls can kill you and won't flynch
Very evil set of women
The red color on their hair reflect RED FLAGS

The guy recommend the babe to me and hyped her as usual.
I started chatting with the babe and I keep noticing red flags and lies she will tell
She no even Sabi lie, I've caught her many times but my mumu lover boy heading gree see the red flags.
Until she started sending picture of one girl to my message. She say na one of her friend so she come ask me if I want her number I said .No

This girl force me to collect her number saying it's not a big deal. So to let peace reign I tell her to send the number she send am.
That tomorrow when I'm free Ill try call the girl

Next few minutes, she wrote
"It is quite unfortunate that you have started falling in love with the girl.
I'm very sure you have started messaging her by now.
Men are very easy and that is very unfortunate "

Brooooooooo
I just kneel down and thank God from saving me from a jezebel with evil and malicious behavior.

She already started laying false accusation on me saying that the girls are not her friend.
Like what the actual Bleep??
I have blocked her immediately

Guys any girl that have red color hairstyle
It's means a girl with "RED FLAGS"
RUN AWAY FROM SUCH EVIL PEOPLE

I just realized that some guys you call friends paid padi are spiritually cursed.

When you ask your friend to recommend a sweet fine girl
And he recommend an ugly girl and praises her saying " wait till you see this fine girl".
Or he will say senior, this babe wey dey come she fine die very sweet girl you go enjoy am

Only for one big tommy middle age woman to come and he tells me that is the girl he was hyping as beautiful.

God forbid
I can't be friends with a guy with horrible taste in everything in life. And the way he hypes things will make you think na Kardashian him call for you.

Are ladies now commodities? You deserve whatever comes your way including getting scammed or set up.

NiceBreezeHuh:
Are ladies now commodities? You deserve whatever comes your way including getting scammed or set up.

If that's all you got out of this.
Congratulations you are a dumboo

"When the girl comes you will see one ugly dark skin girl with bad teeth. ."

What do you mean by dark skin? So what kind of others will there be?!? Good.That about the teeth . That's not good. How ugly? Fat?

That's your own problem.

Cut ties with that guy,him and the said girl plan it.

Omo

That is your own headache.
You just unlucky not to meet your match

Just fuk and move on. Stop trying to psycho-analyse ladies. You will be a much happier man.

jorion:
Just fuk and move on. Stop trying to psycho-analyse ladies. You will be a much happier man.

I don't Bleep ugly bitches
I have standards!!

Hmmmm

KnowledgePower7:
I don't Bleep ugly bitches
I have standards!!

Smart. You don't need that in your life.

Tattoos are a red flag.

goran3310:
Tattoos are a red flag.

Especially tattoo on breast area or laps area.
I'm compiling a list of major red flags that people take for granted

goran3310:
Smart. You don't need that in your life.

When you see the type of women a man paroles with. It speaks alot about the type of man he is.

The painful part is the way he will assure you that this girl he is bringing for you is fine.

So I come dey imagine if this guy call this thing fine?? Then his taste in women is gutter

Even the loud he hyped that us best in town
Was the worst loud I've ever taken this year

The guy just has poor taste of everything in life and thinks they are the best. God forbid!!!

TheWolfen:
That is your own headache.
You just unlucky not to meet your match

A girl that tried to set me up and claim it was prank??

I swear this generation is doomed
This TikTok had destroyed so many girls

When I say I kneel down and thank God for not going far with this girl. I really mean it

Person wey we still dey talking stage
We never meet physically
She don dey already lay false accusations on me.


Now im supposed to meet her physically on Saturday then she go back to her town on Sunday.

Do you know the kind bullet I just dogde now
My ancestors are fighting for me💪🏿

KnowledgePower7:
Especially tattoo on breast area or laps area.
I'm compiling a list of major red flags that people take for granted

Just imagine... And to think that your monicker got "knowledge" in it ..

So since I_inked my bum it's a red flag... You this gender are so dumb

You are petty and childish.....
Loud dey go collect for you.
Chick dey go organize for you.
You sound like someone timid, and yet with an over-bloated ego..

No endz wey I jarzin I no go fit organize everything wey I need.
Give me a few hours and the compass dey my hand.

You need orientation.

BobbieZion:
You are petty and childish.....
Loud dey go collect for you.
Chick dey go organize for you.
You sound like someone timid, and yet with an over-bloated ego..

No endz wey I jarzin I no go fit organize everything wey I need.
Give me a few hours and the compass dey my hand.

You need orientation.

Big man no dey too move around
We send small boys like you to go and bring these things for us..

How can I carry my gold chain, Jordan sneakers and enter hood to buy loud??
Shey u no get sense??

I send hungry looking guys like you to go get loud for me. You blend very well with those poor bastards selling loud in the ghetto.

If I go there with my bling bling
E go create unwanted attention.
So na why I don't go to those places
As a boss I have boys that I send to go.

U still be boy boy
U no go understand

KnowledgePower7:
Big man no dey too move around
We send small boys like you to go and bring these things for us..

How can I carry my gold chain, Jordan sneakers and enter hood to buy loud??
Shey u no get sense??

I send hungry looking guys like you to go get loud for me. You blend very well with those poor bastards selling loud in the ghetto.

If I go there with my bling bling
E go create unwanted attention.
So na why I don't go to those places
As a boss I have boys that I send to go.

U still be boy boy
U no go understand

Ok Boss!!
When you get back home deliver this same message to your papa.

We don't buy loud in the hood.
We are the hood.
Na we be the plug.
Anything wey your papa want we go supply am for am.

Just to let you know, below a pic I just took now. That is Aso Rock from my Backyard. Been living here for the past 27 years, that time your papa never get bicycle.
Make I send you location, make you show make I flex your papa.
Me and your papa no be mate.

KnowledgePower7:
2. Red flags
The girl that he gave me her number I saw her profile picture and noticed that she has red braids hairstyle.
From my previous experiences I noticed that girls that dye their hair Red are very dangerous jezebels.

Any girl you see with this red color hairstyle
My brother run away from her!!!!

These type of girls can kill you and won't flynch
Very evil set of women
The red color on their hair reflect RED FLAGS

The guy recommend the babe to me and hyped her as usual.
I started chatting with the babe and I keep noticing red flags and lies she will tell
She no even Sabi lie, I've caught her many times but my mumu lover boy heading gree see the red flags.
Until she started sending picture of one girl to my message. She say na one of her friend so she come ask me if I want her number I said .No

This girl force me to collect her number saying it's not a big deal. So to let peace reign I tell her to send the number she send am.
That tomorrow when I'm free Ill try call the girl

Next few minutes, she wrote
"It is quite unfortunate that you have started falling in love with the girl.
I'm very sure you have started messaging her by now.
Men are very easy and that is very unfortunate "

Brooooooooo
I just kneel down and thank God from saving me from a jezebel with evil and malicious behavior.

She already started laying false accusation on me saying that the girls are not her friend.
Like what the actual Bleep??
I have blocked her immediately

Guys any girl that have red color hairstyle
It's means a girl with "RED FLAGS"
RUN AWAY FROM SUCH EVIL PEOPLE

that is exactly the hairstyle that came into my mind before I clicked on this thread.
If I tell you wetin my eyes take see for this girl's hands ehn

BobbieZion:
We don't buy loud in the hood.
We are the hood.
Na we be the plug.
Anything wey your papa want we go supply am for am.

Just to let you know, below a pic I just took now. That is Aso Rock from my Backyard. Been living here for the past 27 years, that time your papa never get bicycle.
Make I send you location, make you show make I flex your papa.
Me and your papa no be mate.

Just because you be aboki wey dey sell cigar just across Aso Rock.
We no go come heat word again.
Enjoy

Howfar your mumsi still dey do Ashawo
Rain dey fall and na she I wan knack
As Abeg give me her number

ICTspecialist:
that is exactly the hairstyle that came into my mind before I clicked on this thread.
If I tell you wetin my eyes take see for this girl's hands ehn

If only 2 of us could just ignore these trolls and let's engage in our experience with girls with red hair.

I have been building that hypothesis that girls with red hair color are crazy.
It's very deep
To change your natural black color to red color that signify danger, warning e.t.c means the girls subconsciously projecting that she is a RE D FLAG.

Please can you tell me what you experienced with girls that have red hair

KnowledgePower7:
If only 2 of us could just ignore these trolls and let's engage in our experience with girls with red hair.

I have been building that hypothesis that girls with red hair color are crazy.
It's very deep
To change your natural black color to red color that signify danger, warning e.t.c means the girls subconsciously projecting that she is a RE D FLAG.

Please can you tell me what you experienced with girls that have red hair

chai, Nigeria, i don laugh tire, damn.

KnowledgePower7:
Just because you be aboki wey dey sell cigar just across Aso Rock.
We no go come heat word again.
Enjoy

Howfar your mumsi still dey do Ashawo
Rain dey fall and na she I wan knack
As Abeg give me her number

Your papa dey come there na come knack ashawo, I dey sell cigar for the b*stard. Na Pall Mall wey him dey smoke, na me dey buy Dunhill for the maga.

Ok my mama number?
Last time wey we run marathon for your mama and Sister head simultaneously, I been give her the number.
Call your Mama ask am, she get am.
I tell am say make she no delete the number.

BobbieZion:
Your papa dey come there na come knack ashawo, I dey sell cigar for the b*stard. Na Pall Mall wey him dey smoke, na me dey buy Dunhill for the maga.

Ok my mama number?
Last time wey we run marathon for your mama and Sister head simultaneously, I been give her the number.
Call your Mama ask am, she get am.
I tell am say make she no delete the number.

Cho cho cho cho just like your mother
Naso she go dey talk whenever I dey knack her
Cho cho cho everytime.
Naso you take inherit am
Simple question I ask you
Give me ur mumsi number
You just dey cho cho cho like ur mama

If no be say your mama don do 10 abortions for me. I for no dey bother myself right now
But I really care for her

Na why I need you to stop all this childish rant and give me your mumsi number.
E don try wey I knack her, she too sweet
The best Ashawo in the whole street!!
Please forgive me let by gone be by gone
Just give me her number🙏🏽

KnowledgePower7:
Cho cho cho cho just like your mother
Naso she go dey talk whenever I dey knack her
Cho cho cho everytime.
Naso you take inherit am
Simple question I ask you
Give me ur mumsi number
You just dey cho cho cho like ur mama

If no be say your mama don do 10 abortions for me. I for no dey bother myself right now
But I really care for her

Na why I need you to stop all this childish rant and give me your mumsi number.
E don try wey I knack her, she too sweet
The best Ashawo in the whole street!!
Please forgive me let by gone be by gone
Just give me her number🙏🏽

Write it down on a piece of paper.
Then stuck it up your father's *ss.