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DiskJokeyManic:
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Mrwhite09

Comes to mind

I know who these people supported...
Abba190 a.k.a
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Woojin a.k.a
Mrwhite09


Tpain..... them must face the consequences. Election has consequences

Kukutente23:
Are you a follower of Jesus now?

Don't tell me you are practicing Islam according to Jesus PBUH

You are practicing Christianity according to Jesus!

Which drug did Jesus recommend for worm infestation?

FEGEITOK:
Kinda lost in translation

. I meant to type--"hope you didn't CHEST their billings?

lexy2014:
if you say she is genuinely hungry and needs help, what is the help you were expecting the gentle man to render to her?

how do you know that the guy loves the lady that every time she has to tell him that she is hungry?

what of the male children? how should they survive when their parents cant take of them?

should they also look for who loves them to feed them?

Yes, it is our responsibility as men, to provide for our women. We should do this with pride, except the lady in question develops sense of entitlement. From the voice call, I can sense that she genuinely needs help.

Sonnobax15:
. I meant to type--"hope you didn't CHEST their billings?

Do you mean sexual moves on my part?

FEGEITOK:
Do you mean sexual moves on my part?

as in, hope you didn't succumb to their billing?

AntiChristian:
You are practicing Christianity according to Jesus!

Which drug did Jesus recommend for worm infestation?

Was it Jesus that helped you diagnose worm infestation? Or are you a medical doctor now?
Since you are an Islamist, it is expected you prescribe the drugs prescribed by your prophet. Or is Jesus your prophet now

Okay

Glimpsetv:
A man posted a hilarious video of himself and his friend in a car, chatting about a lady he recently met who is constantly hungry. According to him, every time he speaks with her on the phone, she always mentions being hungry. To prove it, he showed their chat to his friend, who then asked him to call her. As soon as he called and asked how she was doing, the lady immediately responded, "she’s hungry." Watch the video.

Trust me, this video will make you laugh 😂
This is the real "see finish".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHxYdIewvc4?si=rUXrKRvjHn22yS_S

Haha

Sonnobax15:
as in, hope you didn't succumb to their billing?

Nope. No funds exchanged hands.

And I haven't heard from them since.

Saw this funny video a while ago:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1pEN2Yk3_0

TheBillyonaire:
Yes, it is our responsibility as men, to provide for our women. We should do this with pride, except the lady in question develops sense of entitlement. From the voice call, I can sense that she genuinely needs help.

that is not what I asked you.

1. if you say she is genuinely hungry and needs help, what is the help you were expecting the gentle man to render to her?

2. how do you know that the guy loves the lady that every time she has to tell him that she is hungry?

3. what of the male children? how should they survive when their parents cant take of them?

4. should they also look for who loves them to feed them?

Lol

villionz:
the person taking lunch to bae at work is a slave.

Or maybe Dem just dey date, e still dey shack am.

Which responsible man won't focus on his job now and be taking lunch to a woman at work.

Na curse?

Na u reason am like that. No b everybody dey look those things to be anything. I'm not saying it's everyday thing but trust me, guys do it.
E no commot anything for their body.

FashionCookie:
Na u reason am like that. No b everybody dey look those things to be anything. I'm not saying it's everyday thing but trust me, guys do it.
E no commot anything for their body.

Hmm..
Well you're right anyway

3ice9ce:
Of course.
There will always be hungry girls from wretched backgrounds without home training.
Then, there will always be "Captains-save-a-hoe" whose jobs is to feed the hungry.
Unicef of hungry girls.

You don't do it doesn't mean others won't. Infact, they'll gladly do it.

I seriously knacked one today who is always sick and needs 5k for drugs when I'm out of town.How did I knack her?She called me with her usual dull voice that she was sick,I told her that I was in town and would like to see her.Na so sickness topic take end O!

FashionCookie:
You don't do it doesn't mean others won't. Infact, they'll gladly do it.

Of course.
Giving alms to beggars is a choice.

Lollz.

A heroic attempt to miss the point!

Nice one.

FashionCookie:
As we type, there's someone out there taking lunch to a bae at work.
It didn't start today, so it's not gonna end anytime soon. Make una rest.

This level of bitterness can only come from a woman pretending to be a man on Nairaland.

Gotcha!!

Calitoscassius:
Rubbish! You cannot afford to buy food for any woman then don't phone them or keep their number, nothing is stopping your from deleting her number or refuse to contacting her. You are just penniless!


Broke ass! man!

Sonnobax15:

Typical Nigerian banny, especially the ones wey dey play home-base league of relationship

I don give up on wooing Nigerian bannies these days,cuz,come to think of it, what's the essence of dating someone who's steadily hungry like she doesn't have a father? . They can't be supportive..... Can't bring up a conversation,and even when the guy manages to bring up one,they can't sustain it but be giving meaningless and short replies like--"fyn,ok,gud and so on" .

If you really want to know the "olodo" you're dating, just tell her to write a formal letter . You go too shame for yourself as a guyman,cuz , majority of these bannies roaming our streets these days have nothing upstairs,apart from thinking of inventing various formats of how to bill men unnecessarily

The worst part of it all is that when a guy refuses to give Dem money,they will be angry as if the native cockerel give the guyman money to help her hold for her before

Tbh, dating a Nigerian banny of this generation isn't different from running an orphanage,even tho the later is more heavenly and more humanly than the former

Very wayward creatures

I could say the same of most Nigerian guys. The exact same

If you think you can point to one random guy on the street and he will write you a formal letter or that a Nigerian guy can hold a meaningful conversation, you must be a joker

Talk too much with them and they start to say you’re too manly or your eye don tear, then they withdraw because they can’t keep up and prefer quiet girls who let them lead the conversation. The fact that guys like to talk a lot and women are quiet doesn’t mean men have anything more meaningful to say. Men prefer women and m the quiet side and women know it no matter how much your type try to come at women every day

The emptiest barrels make the loudest noise

Most of the dudes I’ve dated or befriended, I sponsored like they were kids and all still took advantage. One would call me for transfer and resend it back to his smaller girlfriend till I caught him. Not like I was richer, I was just generous and it was never reciprocated

Don’t try to deceive yourself that men are any different. Men|women, Nigerians are stark dumb. That is why our kind are looked down on anywhere in the world

X

VULCAN:
This level of bitterness can only come from a woman pretending to be a man on Nairaland.

Gotcha!!

You are a morron! keep deluding yourself.

I notice you do not deny my accusation.

Calitoscassius:
You are a morron!

3ice9ce:
Na so them dey use indomie impregnate your sisters.

Yes, your mother was impregnated the same way. and she gave birth to a morron like you.

VULCAN:
I notice you do not deny my accusation.

Did you also notice your stupidity? Keep deluding yourself

lexy2014:
why should it be his job to buy food for her?

is she an orphan or is she handicap?

as a Senior Advocate for Women (S.A.W.), why don't you use your millions to feed this hungry lady and the millions of hungry ladies in Nigeria?

Okay, anything sensible you wanna add?

Deepspirituals:
Chai ! See one of them , Rubbish ! Not any Woman , This one na always hungry one , Make the girl go work to eat , What a big shame of saying she is hungry always

Is this rubbish supposed to make sense?

VULCAN:
Lollz.

A heroic attempt to miss the point!

Nice one.

I care less.

3ice9ce:
Of course.
Giving alms to beggars is a choice.

Your gender who do it don't come here to cry.

Good. No problem. I would cook a pot of beans with meat and bacon. Bake a kilogram of meat and potatoes. And I would make a cheesecake. Then I would call her to see her. I would bring her home and say: Eat. Eat everything. Get full. You can eat as much as you want every day. When you get fat, we won't be together anymore. You can't eat as much food as I can buy and make.When you gain weight it's game over.
And pizza.Eat!

EmperorCaesar:


I heard they are always hungry...

I would argue that most of them arent like that cause i dont have such ladies around me and thats because i tend to psyche women on our first meeting about the kinda Overtly-generous exes and female friends that surrounds me

Of course, you;d not wanna fall your hand by doing the opposite of what i claim my other women do for me(which arent lies, by the way)

If tell u with proof say my ex got me a job, my female friend got me a phone, u sef go think twice before u bill me for anything ("As that would place you beneath their level." )



Gamers everywhere

WISE MAN...

Calitoscassius:
Okay, anything sensible you wanna add?

are you saying this comment you made is not sensible?

Calitoscassius:
Rubbish! You cannot afford to buy food for any woman then don't phone them or keep their number, nothing is stopping your from deleting her number or refuse to contacting her. You are just penniless!


Broke ass! man!

why should it be his job to buy food for her?

is she an orphan or is she handicap?

as a Senior Advocate for Women (S.A.W.), why don't you use your millions to feed this hungry lady and the millions of hungry ladies in Nigeria?