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Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by Snow2six(m): 12:02pm On Nov 09, 2024
440k na u don de feel untop d world already.U wan nack on credit, dat gal get sense pass u.U even de show gal ur transaction cos of pussy,it shows u still a kid
Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by KnowledgePower7(op): 12:20pm On Nov 09, 2024
Tallesty1:
Funny how someone who has no sense says that women think like fish.

So, let’s break it down. If she had agreed, you’d actually be dropping 34k to get it on in a country where the minimum wage is 70k. That means you’re planning to spend half a month’s salary on two, or maybe three rounds of sex.


You talked about not having 5k on hand, so yeah, you’re broke. This probably means you don’t have the energy for multiple rounds in a row because, honestly, you’d be starving if you made it that far. Plus, if you’re low on cash, your diet’s probably not doing you any favors, which might mean you’re topping out at three minutes max. But hey, three minutes is fine, most people can't hold their breath that long.

So, let’s say you go two rounds at three minutes each. That’s 6 minutes, meaning you’d be blowing 4k today for 6 minutes and then another 30k tomorrow for maybe another 6 minutes. You’re about to toss two weeks’ wages on just 12 minutes of action? Where’s the logic in that?

The girl’s sharp one. Once you’re done, you’ll probably realize how wild and unreasonable this spending was and may not want to keep it going or pay up.
Or the vendor may disappoint you.
So then what? What's she supposed to do? come and unfvck you?
Tell the broke bitch to go and find 34k in this wild economy.
I did free giveaway of 34k
A smart bitch would take advantage of my konji.

So now as she no get the 4k
And she no still get 30k
She for don make half month salary in 1 day but her mumu make her miss am.

Make you and the broke bitch go find 34k for this hard economy.

You see person wey wan blow 34k on pussy
And you reject... You don miss money fool cheesy

If she was smart she for chop the money
Now she dey broke and I no go ever give her shishi.
So nake you broke fools go give her 34k grin
Abi you are too useless and broke like her
Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by KnowledgePower7(op): 12:24pm On Nov 09, 2024
Snow2six:
440k na u don de feel untop d world already.U wan nack on credit, dat gal get sense pass u.U even de show gal ur transaction cos of pussy,it shows u still a kid
Good grin grin grin
I'm happy she reject am. Make she go find who go pay her 35k for her yeye pussy

As I no spend the money on her
Na she loss grin grin grin.
Make I use the money do better thing

440k na big money for this economy
Your mama go open leg for 200k talkless of 440k.

If 440k no small for you, then why you dey complain say I want waste 34k on a pussy.

Broke boy just go sleep, you wey never smell 100k for your poor wretched life

Make una and the broke bitch go die
Make I enjoy my money grin grin grin grin
Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by lyriclekidd(m): 12:30pm On Nov 09, 2024
You too dy shalaye, no level 🤦‍♂️
Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by Snow2six(m): 12:31pm On Nov 09, 2024
I complain u wan waste moni? U sabi read so?If my mama go open for 200k she de game na,ur mama na indomie go run her..like I said,with ur write up,u still b baby wey need attention

KnowledgePower7:
Good grin grin grin
I'm happy she reject am. Make she go find who go pay her 35k for her yeye pussy

As I no spend the money on her
Na she loss grin grin grin.
Make I use the money do better thing

440k na big money for this economy
Your mama go open leg for 200k talkless of 440k.

If 440k no small for you, then why you dey complain say I want waste 34k on a pussy.

Broke boy just go sleep, you wey never smell 100k for your poor wretched life

Make una and the broke bitch go die
Make I enjoy my money grin grin grin grin
Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by Tallesty1(m): 2:44pm On Nov 09, 2024
KnowledgePower7:
Tell the broke bitch to go and find 34k in this wild economy.
I did free giveaway of 34k
A smart bitch would take advantage of my konji.

So now as she no get the 4k
And she no still get 30k
She for don make half month salary in 1 day but her mumu make her miss am.

Make you and the broke bitch go find 34k for this hard economy.

You see person wey wan blow 34k on pussy
And you reject... You don miss money fool cheesy

If she was smart she for chop the money
Now she dey broke and I no go ever give her shishi.
So nake you broke fools go give her 34k grin
Abi you are too useless and broke like her
You really should find means to cum, even if it's making a hole in water melon and doing what you must do. It is affecting the way you think and talk.
Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by samwash(m): 4:05pm On Nov 09, 2024
KnowledgePower7:
Tell the broke bitch to go and find 34k in this wild economy.
I did free giveaway of 34k
A smart bitch would take advantage of my konji.

So now as she no get the 4k
And she no still get 30k
She for don make half month salary in 1 day but her mumu make her miss am.

Make you and the broke bitch go find 34k for this hard economy.

You see person wey wan blow 34k on pussy
And you reject... You don miss money fool cheesy

If she was smart she for chop the money
Now she dey broke and I no go ever give her shishi.
So nake you broke fools go give her 34k grin
Abi you are too useless and broke like her
This Op, na wa for you ooo!!
Na you come dey pained pass the girl you called Olosho.
The girl reject your 4k and your proposed 30k but na your come wailing pass.
If you be girl, na 3 for #5 sweet & biscuits na guys go take dey F**k you, infact you go dey open leg for anyhow things.
This your narration shows say you nor get class, even the Babe kwns who to knack even in her lowest point of life.
Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by Gerrard59(m): 4:49pm On Nov 09, 2024
She is quite stoopid and shameless to ask you about the planned payment. However, she was right in declining to have sex for that amount as it is the first time you both met. She would have agreed if you both had done parole in the past. I understand her point in declining the amount because most Nigerians, especially men when it comes to sex and money, can be very dishonest.
Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by Gerrard59(m): 4:52pm On Nov 09, 2024
KnowledgePower7:
I don block her number, delete am join.I dey very ruthless with girls
If a girl do anyhow for me, I will leave her. When there a 6 billion girls out there
Make I come dey suffer because of 1 girl. Babe wey I offer 4k to knack Based on say tomorrow better cash go enter
She no gree.
Now she still dey my guy house.
Him say him no go give her shishi..And the money wey I dey expect enter this night. Na she I for don carry go flex

But see how greediness and stupidity don spoil things for her. Some girls are truly very very stupid
What is the assurance? It is not like she knows you from Adam or have done a deal with her in the past. She could have heard such promises a thousand and one times. So, why should she trust you? On top wetin?

Now, your friend doesn't intend to give her money. There goes another experience she has gained. Na the next client wey hire her I pity. Even in toto affairs, Nigerians are still dishonest.

Chai!
Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by Karleb(m): 4:55pm On Nov 09, 2024
Una dey price toto 4k? grin grin

Life don spoil.

It's why I am vehemently against prostitution.

The price for access to a virginal shouldn't be money.

Thinking about it again, this is saddening. sad
Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by KnowledgePower7(op): 5:00pm On Nov 09, 2024
Gerrard59:
What is the assurance? It is not like she knows you from Adam or have done a deal with her in the past. She could have heard such promises a thousand and one times. So, why should she trust you? On top wetin?

Now, your friend doesn't intend to give her money. There goes another experience she has gained. Na the next client wey hire her I pity. Even in toto affairs, Nigerians are still dishonest.

Chai!
And the end she loss 4k and still loss on 30k🤷🏾‍♂️
Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by Gerrard59(m): 5:02pm On Nov 09, 2024
KnowledgePower7:
And the end she loss 4k and still loss on 30k🤷🏾‍♂️
The 30K is not guaranteed. Who are you to her for she to believe you would offer her such? You have never been a customer. Mind you, a sex worker has the right to decline a client no matter what. She has the right to choose. So, I don't know why you are pissed off at someone's choice especially when you are the one spending.
Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by GloriousGbola: 5:10pm On Nov 09, 2024
Tallesty1:
Funny how someone who has no sense says that women think like fish.

So, let’s break it down. If she had agreed, you’d actually be dropping 34k to get it on in a country where the minimum wage is 70k. That means you’re planning to spend half a month’s salary on two, or maybe three rounds of sex.


You talked about not having 5k on hand, so yeah, you’re broke. This probably means you don’t have the energy for multiple rounds in a row because, honestly, you’d be starving if you made it that far. Plus, if you’re low on cash, your diet’s probably not doing you any favors, which might mean you’re topping out at three minutes max. But hey, three minutes is fine, most people can't hold their breath that long.

So, let’s say you go two rounds at three minutes each. That’s 6 minutes, meaning you’d be blowing 4k today for 6 minutes and then another 30k tomorrow for maybe another 6 minutes. You’re about to toss two weeks’ wages on just 12 minutes of action? Where’s the logic in that?

The girl’s sharp one. Once you’re done, you’ll probably realize how wild and unreasonable this spending was and may not want to keep it going or pay up.
Or the vendor may disappoint you.
So then what? What's she supposed to do? come and unfvck you?
Tallesty1 accurately describing post nut clarity. Even worse for the guy as transactional sex in a Nigerian situation translates to the girl lying down like a log of wood and waiting for you to be done with it.
Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by KnowledgePower7(op): 5:10pm On Nov 09, 2024
Gerrard59:
The 30K is not guaranteed. Who are you to her for she to believe you would offer her such? You have never been a customer. Mind you, a sex worker has the right to decline a client no matter what. She has the right to choose. So, I don't know why you are pissed off at someone's choice especially when you are the one spending.
grin grin grin he said I'm pissed off grin cheesy grin

30k wey I don spend on another babe. 7k left from that expenditure.

I dey pity the useless girl grin
Cuz she still dey beg my guy for money grin grin

Me I'm good and very very okay
Just finish cutting my hair na to go swimming with some baddies.

Another money to be spent lol, while the hungry bitch still dey beg
Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by Baronthecelebri(m): 5:29pm On Nov 09, 2024
The girl foolish, women dey reason like goat
Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by Villa12(m): 5:46pm On Nov 09, 2024
KnowledgePower7:
idiot make I give her 2 million abi?? Mumu
poor man with no sense.
Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by KnowledgePower7(op): 6:55pm On Nov 09, 2024
Villa12:
poor man with no sense.
ña your papa you dey refer to?? grin
Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by Dtruthspeaker: 7:15pm On Nov 09, 2024
Easy man! That who you call fish brain has proven she was 3 steps ahead of you the whole time.

Me now thinks that this fish brain display you see is actually an indication of super intelligence which you do not see making it easier for that she-serpent to coil around you and swallow you whole as she bends you into the foolishness of under estimating her
Re: Why Do Women Think Like Fish by KnowledgePower7(op): 1:49am On Nov 23, 2024
Johnson225:
this Op self na clown
You showed her your Chat with the vendor huh
its the desperation for me angry Like, Wtf was that?? Who born youhuh
just pray make that kind KONJI no hold you
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