₦airaland Forum

DiskJokeyManic:
U dey mind de dog on heat..??😐😐 Deir type can f#ck anytin under skirt.... No self-respect at aaaaalllllll...

Every part of the human body was created for a purpose. Mouth to talk. Anus to shit. Dick to urinate and Fxck

Dont deny any part its rights and obligations.

DiskJokeyManic:
U dey mind de dog on heat..??😐😐 Deir type can f#ck anytin under skirt.... No self-respect at aaaaalllllll...

Your name na actually DickJokeyManiac

essentialone:
If God no like Sex, He for no create dick.

Shift jare.

De onli tin dat runs tru de brain of an Average Nigerian man like u na s€x s€x s€x s€x and S€x,,, no brain for Self-Development,,,, no brain for innovations.... No nothing😐😐

U should b ashamed of urself fr🫤

If you want an eatery, sha carry your money along because I'm not paying for your food.

DiskJokeyManic:
De onli tin dat runs tru de brain of an Average Nigerian man like u na s€x s€x s€x s€x and S€x,,, no brain for Self-Development,,,, no brain for innovations.... No nothing😐😐

U should b ashamed of urself fr🫤

You have the floor now.

Gist us what and what you have achieved in life with your Self-Development. And mention all your innovations.

Ode.

essentialone:
You have the floor now.

Gist us what and what you have achieved in life with your Self-Development. And mention all your innovations.

Ode.

I am very sure u have no skill,,, u re still busy answering some1 sir sir sir just to collect meagre salary after 31 days....

No go better ur life .... Carry $ex block dat ur big head.....

Eeediootttt

DiskJokeyManic:
I am very sure u have no skill,,, u re still busy answering some1 sir sir sir just to collect meagre salary after 31 days....

No go better ur life .... Carry $ex block dat ur big head.....

Eeediootttt

At least I get something wey I put inside my big head.

Your head small, come still empty join.

DickJokey werey.

essentialone:
At least I get something wey I put inside my big head.

Your head small, come still empty join.

Tank God say I no lie😂😂😂😂😂😂 I like as I derail dis ur useless thread😂😂😂😂

Foolish salary earner like u😁

DiskJokeyManic:
Tank God say I no lie😂😂😂😂😂😂 I like as I derail dis ur useless thread😂😂😂😂

Foolish salary earner like u😁

Keep derailing it. You go tire, and the thread go continue.

You never even know me. I dey completely jobless. So I get all the time in the world.

Only me and you fit do 5 pages for Nairaland. Ask others. Them go tell you.

DiskJokeyManic:
Tank God say I no lie😂😂😂😂😂😂 I like as I derail dis ur useless thread😂😂😂😂

Foolish salary earner like u😁

Just do me a Favour. Dont get tired. Because if you do, then you have confirmed what people have been saying about you. That you have never won anything good in your lifetime.

Serial loser. Continue.

essentialone:
Why invite a random girl to your house? una dey take risk shaa. All these hotels being built daily, dem never still build the one wey you like?

U see how u are the one losing now

She came to eat at the eatery, your money

Transportation, your money

Yet u will still go and lodge her in hotel, your money...


Guy think nah...

Do you think that hotel is 5k per hour in Abuja?

essentialone:
Keep derailing it. You go tire, and the thread go continue.

You never even know me. I dey completely jobless. So I get all the time in the world.

Only me and you fit do 5 pages for Nairaland. Ask others. Them go tell you.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Eyyaaaah daddy dis uncle wants to cryyyyyyyyyy 😂

essentialone:
Just do me a Favour. Dont get tired. Because if you do, then you have confirmed what people have been saying about you. That you have never won anything good in your lifetime.

Serial loser. Continue.

I feel ur pain,,,, 😂😂😂😂😂 once first and second page is filled,,, pple no go like comment again,,, nd am happy I destroyed de thread😂😂😂😂😂 U$eless $ex starved goat😁😁😁

Your tears 👇👇👇👇

Sonnobax15:

That's how to identify a typical Nigerian banny whose mission is to murder a man's pocket..

My current banny,I remember our first meeting was inside my keke 3 years ago . Na so I use her patrol the full warri dey hustle my passengers,until evening.......When she told me she was hungry,we went to a roadside mama PUT shop and I bought her rice and meat .....Then,I gave her T.p for her to go back to school.....

Jokes apart,good and sensible bannies are still out there,even tho I'm not saying mine is one of them but I sincerely love her 😘

your comments always makes me laugh each time I come across it.......Keep it up...

illicit:
U see how u are the one losing now

She came to eat at the eatery, your money

Transportation, your money

Yet u will still go and lodge her in hotel, your money...


Guy think nah...

Do you think that hotel is 5k per hour in Abuja?

Bros if she say no sex, then no food and no transport fare. That is what I am saying in essence.

DiskJokeyManic:
I feel ur pain,,,, 😂😂😂😂😂 once first and second page is filled,,, pple no go like comment again,,, nd am happy I destroyed de thread😂😂😂😂😂 U$eless $ex starved goat😁😁😁

Your tears 👇👇👇👇

Send me your account, make I send you 5m before hunger go kill you. E be like you no know who you and am dey talk abi? Because we dey Nairaland dey catch cruise. Dey whyne yourself. Later later, na you hunger go still kpai. Not me.

JASONjnr:
I've never had my first date in a restaurant with a woman.

All my first dates starts in my house and it's always with sex... Then we date and probably decide on a special day to hangout at a restaurant or recreational centres...

I no deh carry girl weh no get money....

Is better to always go for working class girls, he get why

Motor Park for make sense. It's very public. Any wrong move, garage boys n food hawkers will save the gal.

its safe to meet a stranger in a public place....

essentialone:
Send me your account, make I send you 5m before hunger go kill you. E be like you no know who you and am dey talk abi? Because we dey Nairaland dey catch cruise. Dey whyne yourself. Later later, na you hunger go still kpai. Not me.

Money na water.
Na just 1 meter I need abeg

She sounds like a sensible girl.

Sonnobax15:

That's how to identify a typical Nigerian banny whose mission is to murder a man's pocket..

My current banny,I remember our first meeting was inside my keke 3 years ago . Na so I use her patrol the full warri dey hustle my passengers,until evening.......When she told me she was hungry,we went to a roadside mama PUT shop and I bought her rice and meat .....Then,I gave her T.p for her to go back to school.....

Jokes apart,good and sensible bannies are still out there,even tho I'm not saying mine is one of them but I sincerely love her 😘

essentialone:
Why do ladies most times prefer to meet a guy, at an eatery, or at a fast food?

if you are not coming to my place forget it I don't care

Because it is safe and reduce risk

it is safe and comfortable

illicit:
Even if we meet at eatery, must she eat?

Didn't she eat at home?

One met me drinking water and juice, Immediately she sat, she was like what do they have to eat here, someone that was coming from home o, boxing day...

😳

She ordered food, she ordered a bigger juice than mine, she packed the rest and took it home

I paid for her transport to and fro but I deleted her number in her presence

Who lose now?

yomi531:
Who lose now?

Yeah

It's a game

I won some too without spending any shishi...

Sonnobax15:

That's how to identify a typical Nigerian banny whose mission is to murder a man's pocket..

My current banny,I remember our first meeting was inside my keke 3 years ago . Na so I use her patrol the full warri dey hustle my passengers,until evening.......When she told me she was hungry,we went to a roadside mama PUT shop and I bought her rice and meat .....Then,I gave her T.p for her to go back to school.....

Jokes apart,good and sensible bannies are still out there,even tho I'm not saying mine is one of them but I sincerely love her 😘

So you and that your banny wey break your heart don reconcile?

Colson:
So you and that your banny wey break your heart don reconcile?

You knew him before? lol

illicit:
Yeah

It's a game

I won some too without spending any shishi...

Na so life dey sha

illicit:
That's the truth

I didn't even wanna have anything to do with her anymore from that moment...

She probably is the one that would never have wanted anything to do with you anymore because she'd probably be wondering in her mind how a guy could be so simpish to pay for everything she ordered for and even went ahead to pay for her tfare. Ladies hate guys without intelligence, without swag, without common sense. They sense it as weakness and weakness makes you a woman before them not a man. I'm sure she'd have been laughing in her mind and calling you a child or a woman as you deleted her number before her. She had gained everything and you lost. A lady would only value and respect you when she knows she had invested or lost something valuable and tangible because of you.

drstranged:
She probably is the one that would never have wanted anything to do with you anymore because she'd probably be wondering in her mind how a guy could be so simpish to pay for everything she ordered for and even went ahead to pay for her tfare. Ladies hate guys without intelligence, without swag, without common sense. They sense it as weakness and weakness makes you a woman before them not a man. I'm sure she'd have been laughing in her mind and calling you a child or a woman as you deleted her number before her. She had gained everything and you lost. A lady would only value and respect you when she knows she had invested or lost something valuable and tangible because of you.

Yeah so?

Hunger is real.