₦airaland Forum

faceland:
I don't think I said anything wrong. I'm very skeptical you can arrest me and would kindly like to dare/challenge you to attempt to arrest me (or file any meaningful complain)

In summary; You can not, and you're bluffing.

Let me know when you are in south africa so that I can open case against you.

faceland:
Stop doing drugs kid.
It seems your brain needs comprehensive examination by a psychiatrist. 😟
...or maybe you just need to read more. You are so uninformed.

You need to learn to know what you say in the public space.

I'm lactose intolerant and generally not a fan of dairy products such as (milk, yoghurt, fura de nunu).

I eat ice cream once in a while though and it's cos of cravings.

zhike:
Let me know when you are in south africa so that I can open case against you.

Anyway, nothing will carry me to South Africa of my own free will. The people get on my nerves both black and white for different reasons.

Farfalla:
Please do not make claims you can't substantiate on a public forum. According to online sources, the average life expectancy for Kenya is 63 years, while it's 53 years for Nigeria. Sure there are Kenyan men who meet their death while in their 50s, but it's not the norm as you're trying to imply, and it's certainly not as a result of drinking milk. Lol!

There are no parasites from the milk they drink as you claim because most Kenyan households brew their milk tea to boiling point and those who choose to take cold milk will usually find pasteurised milk packaged in sachets and plastic bottles. There are also those who milk their own cows in their homesteads and they will sieve and boil the milk before allowing it to cool, ready for sale or for domestic consumption.

One doesn't need to be a caff calf to take milk.
Nigerians are just not "milk people", just like Kenyans and South Africans aren't "palm oil people" and that's okay.

Do you know what life expectancy is?
If life expectancy is 63 (in school that is approximately 60), that means most of them would drop dead before they reach approximately 60. So am still right to say they quench in their 50's... Anyway keep drinking your milk. I suspect you have a milk products you want to sell here on Nairaland to be advocating sucking discharge from cows instead of water.

I was pointing out, they have parasite from the host cow being transferred to a human consumer.

Farfalla:
Please do not make claims you can't substantiate on a public forum. According to ONLINE SOURCES, the average life expectancy for Kenya is 63 years, while it's 53 years for Nigeria. Sure there are Kenyan men who meet their death while in their 50s, but it's not the norm as you're trying to imply, and it's certainly not as a result of drinking milk. Lol!

There are no parasites from the milk they drink as you claim because most Kenyan households brew their milk tea to boiling point and those who choose to take cold milk will usually find pasteurised milk packaged in sachets and plastic bottles. There are also those who milk their own cows in their homesteads and they will sieve and boil the milk before allowing it to cool, ready for sale or for domestic consumption.

One doesn't need to be a caff calf to take milk.
Nigerians are just not "milk people", just like Kenyans and South Africans aren't "palm oil people" and that's okay.

Your online source is Google Snippet showing data during the 2020 pandemic era.

Other websites dedicated to statistics alone will say 50s (which is very much the same thing and more updated than Google Snippet from the year 2020)... That is just life expectancy, could be accident or aids.

As an ignorant South Africans, you might be shocked to find out that they are different type of Nigerians (different from the Igbo hustlers you see on your street). Some eat nothing else but milk for months (because they have no other food source while in the bush).

faceland:
Your online source is Google Snippet showing data during the 2020 pandemic era.

Other websites dedicated to statistics alone will say 50s (which is very much the same thing and more updated than Google Snippet from the year 2020)... That is just life expectancy, could be accident or aids.

As an ignorant South Africans, you might be shocked to find out that they are different type of Nigerians (different from the Igbo hustlers you see on your street). Some eat nothing else but milk for months (because they have no other food source while in the bush).

It doesn't matter which data we use. Whether it's data from 2020 or 2024, the Kenyan life expectancy, while not impressive, is higher than Nigeria's.

You're the ignorant one if you believe there are people in SA who live in the bush and survive on milk only. Where did you get that from?
So they can afford cows, but cannot afford food?

Farfalla:
It doesn't matter which data we use. Whether it's data from 2020 or 2024, the Kenyan life expectancy, while not impressive, is higher than Nigeria's.

You're the ignorant one if you believe there are people in SA who live in the bush and survive on milk only. Where did you get that from?
So they can afford cows, but cannot afford food?

come on now - we know you are a masai maiden . everyone in kenya is a nomadic cattle herder who lives on a diet of cows milk and blood

no be you be this?

faceland:
Do you know what life expectancy is?
If life expectancy is 63 (in school that is approximately 60), that means most of them would drop dead before they reach approximately 60. So am still right to say they quench in their 50's... Anyway keep drinking your milk. I suspect you have a milk products you want to sell here on Nairaland to be advocating sucking discharge from cows instead of water.

I was pointing out, they have parasite from the host cow being transferred to a human consumer.

Sorry to say, but you sound like someone who's never been to any school. I'm even surprised you can type. Did you ever learn anything about Louis Pasteur in primary school? There are no parasites transferred from cows to humans because the milk goes through a process of pasteurisation, which eliminates pathogens from the milk. It's very basic science.

Milk isn't used as a replacement for water. Do you stop taking water because you take Stout or fruit juice?

GloriousGbola:
come on now - we know you are a masai maiden . everyone in kenya is a nomadic cattle herder who lives on a diet of cows milk and blood

no be you be this?

Lol! You of all people should know that those are not my glorious bosoms!!

I have to give it to the Maasais though. Those fellows are effortlessly lean. Kinda like the Fulani people. But you see the rest of us? We have to "work" to keep everything from bulging out. We can't even have ice-cream in peace.

Farfalla:
Sorry to say, but you sound like someone who's never been to any school. I'm even surprised you can type. Did you ever learn anything about Louis Pasteur in primary school? There are no parasites transferred from cows to humans because the milk goes through a process of pasteurisation, which eliminates pathogens from the milk. It's very basic science.

Milk isn't used as a replacement for water. Do you stop taking water because you take Stout or fruit juice?

Fatality.

folake4u:
Fatality.

Folake, we all know Nigerians are generally knowledgeable. I don't know where this one came from. Sounding like someone who's never left his village.

Farfalla:
Folake, we all know Nigerians are generally knowledgeable. I don't know where this one came from. Sounding like someone who's never left his village.

On behalf of Nigerians, we dash him to our neighbour, Cameroun.

Farfalla:
Lol! You of all people should know that those are not my glorious bosoms!!

I have to give it to the Maasais though. Those fellows are effortlessly lean. Kinda like the Fulani people. But you see the rest of us? We have to "work" to keep everything from bulging out. We can't even have ice-cream in peace.

I'm sorry. I have go make a confession. . I have er misplaced the last picture you sent me. Pls can you send it again? So I will not make this heinous, disgraceful and shocking mistake of mis identifying your beautiful mammary glands. Please forgive my carelessness and send me a new picture as you do.

folake4u:
On behalf of Nigerians, we dash him to our neighbour, Cameroun.

Dash him to Chad abeg!

Farfalla:
Dash him to Chad abeg!

Hahaha oya na.

Your wish is my command.

Farfalla:
Sorry to say, but you sound like someone who's never been to any school. I'm even surprised you can type. Did you ever learn anything about Louis Pasteur in primary school? There are no parasites transferred from cows to humans because the milk goes through a process of pasteurisation, which eliminates pathogens from the milk. It's very basic science.

Milk isn't used as a replacement for water. Do you stop taking water because you take Stout or fruit juice?

So because you did a quick Google search you think you are more educated? You have been murdering the English grammar here for almost two day. I am sure you can't speak more than two languages but still can't master any.

Unfortunately we are not on the same level to even have a casual conversation (you're painfully ignorant &;pretending to be knowable).

Please go and drink the bodily discharge of your cows and leave me alone.

GloriousGbola:
I'm sorry. I have go make a confession. . I have er misplaced the last picture you sent me. Pls can you send it again? So I will not make this heinous, disgraceful and shocking mistake of misidentifying your beautiful mammary glands. Please forgive my carelessness and send me a new picture as you do.

See ehn, this your request will put me into a lot of trouble.

All the family elders, chiefs, village elders, church elders and pastors, the bishop and a representative from the local county assembly will summon me for a hearing, where I'll have to show cause why I shouldn't be publicly banished from Oga's house carrying only a bundle of folded clothes and bare necessities on my head.

The story will then appear on Nairaland where the usual incels will have a field day using me as an example of why women and men aren't "equal", why men should only pick virgins, and why men should do DNA tests on all their children. Some will vouch to stay away from women completely, while others will reiterate that women should only be kept around to be used and discarded.

Go through all that wahala because I must send pictures to someone who just wants to chop and clean mouth? Nah, I'll keep my pictures.

faceland:
So because you did a quick Google search you think you are more educated? You have been murdering the English grammar here for almost two day. I am sure you can't speak more than two languages but still can't master any.

Unfortunately we are not on the same level to even have a casual conversation (you're painfully ignorant &;pretending to be knowable).

Please go and drink the bodily discharge of your cows and leave me alone.

So you're seriously telling me that one needs to do a quick Google search to know that you can boil milk to kill parasites? You should have used that same Google search to learn that drinking milk has got nothing to do with Kenya's low life expectancy.

As for murdering English, you don't have a monopoly on it. Let me join you to murder English, Mr. "Am I a caff that I should be drinking milk?"

Someone who thinks that there are people in SA who live in the bush and rely only on milk for survival cannot tell me anything about ignorance. Where did you get this from anyway? Which people in SA live in the bush?

Jamesbiodun:
I only drink milk when I am weak , it can be once in a month or 3month

So milk dey give strength?

Farfalla:
So you're seriously telling me that one needs to do a quick Google search to know that you can boil milk to kill parasites? You should have used that same Google search to learn that drinking milk has got nothing to do with Kenya's low life expectancy.

As for murdering English, you don't have a monopoly on it. Let me join you to murder English, Mr. "Am I a caff that I should be drinking milk?"

Someone who thinks that there are people in SA who live in the bush and rely only on milk for survival cannot tell me anything about ignorance. Where did you get this from anyway? Which people in SA live in the bush?

Prove that I said South Africans lived in bush and I would wire you $200 USD. If you can't, then consider taking 1 hour a day to learn how to comprehend simple English grammar. It will benefit you greatly.

I consider myself semi educated and even you are too unintelligent for me to have a normal conversation with, I rather chat with a 4 years old that I know lacks lots of knowledge but is shape to learn.

faceland:
Prove that I said South Africans lived in bush and I would wire you $200 USD. If you can't, then consider taking 1 hour a day to learn how to comprehend simple English grammar. It will benefit you greatly.

I consider myself semi educated and even you are too unintelligent for me to have a normal conversation with, I rather chat with a 4 years old that I know lacks lots of knowledge but is shape to learn.

Keep your $200 and use it to educate yourself on dairy farming and milk processing, so you'll not end up posting stuff like the one below.

faceland:
Hope you know that most KENYAN men die in their 50's because of the PARASITE in their stomach from drinking milk.

Am I caff calf (or goat's kid) that I should be drinking milk?

faceland:
Anyway, nothing will carry me to South Africa of my own free will. The people get on my nerves both black and white for different reasons.

South Africans are relieved to know that you are not planning to come.

zhike:
South Africans are relieved to know that you are not planning to come.

Fear not xenophobic one, fear not. I'm NOT coming, okay.
This big bad Nigerian ain't coming to take your 'whatever' buttercup. Relax.

Farfalla:
Keep your $200 and use it to educate yourself on dairy farming and milk processing, so you'll not end up posting stuff like the one below.

So you were talking bullshit?

May be it is because your grandpa walked the earth publicly naked in the name of "aftican" culture you thought I was referring to you when I mentioned Nigerian/Fulani nomads in the bush... The word "bush man" is literally associated with your foooqin country.

Could you take this conversation over to Twitter, where you can express your views more freely with other like minded losers to support you?

Imagine spying on a Nigerian forum and not even enterprising enough to sell milk or even a link to your monetized website. WTF are you doing here, because you certainly don't care about Nigerians health? A whole group of registered South Africans on a Nigerian forum trying to act friendly but can hide their deep disdain.

Why are you lying?

zhike:
Lol, lactose intolerance.
I thought Nigerians have cows and goats in their homes like south Africans.
In Limpopo province in south africa almost every has goats and cattles not for business.

Samantha125:
Why are you lying?

why are you saying I am lying?

Are you from Limpopo or have ever been to Limpopo?

zhike:
why are you saying I am lying?

Samantha125:
Are you from Limpopo or have ever been to Limpopo?

Ke kgopela o tlogele o tsena ditaba tje o sa ditsebego gore di tswa kae.

Ge e le gore ga o nyake ke tsena ditaba tjeo ke sa ditsebego, then tlogela go bolela maaka ka Limpopo.

Almost every household has got livestock for subsistence farming? Aowa! Tlogela go bolela maaka tuu!!!

zhike:
Ke kgopela o tlogele o tsena ditaba tje o sa ditsebego gore di tswa kae.

Samantha125:
Ge e le gore ga o nyake ke tsena ditaba tjeo ke sa ditsebego, then tlogela go bolela maaka ka Limpopo.

Almost every household has got livestock for subsistence farming? Aowa! Tlogela go bolela maaka tuu!!!

Ke tseba botse gore Ke bolela maaka, a ke re batho ba Ke bolelago le bona GA ba gotsebe Limpopo.

Why o tswa kae gae?

O nyadilwe Ke mo Nigeria?

So o kaonesha go nyenyefatsa province ya rena ba bangwe leina ka baka la gore batho ba ga ba go tsebe? O nyaka gore ge ba nagana ka Limpopo ba nagane ka a one big village jwale ka ge ma Amerika a nagana ka Afrika?

Ke tswa Limpopo, ke nyetjwe Free State and not Nigeria.

zhike:
Ke tseba botse gore Ke bolela maaka, a ke re batho ba Ke bolelago le bona GA ba gotsebe Limpopo.

Why o tswa kae gae?

O nyadilwe Ke mo Nigeria?