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Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by Goodlyhrt(op): 10:07pm On Dec 11, 2024
I don't understand the motive of some ladies especially when they randomly starts twerking up on a guy like.. Is my pxnis a joke to you or something.?

Funnily they act all surprised when they see a nigga dripping cum like whachu expect from me?

They don't understand rubbing your soft behind on a guy's dxck is noooo funny business at all.

A straight man's pxnis especially when he has been off sex for a while is like a highly flammable fuel and your asx is like a wild flame, when the get too close.. boooooooooom 💣 💣

Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by JOGICE(m): 8:27am On Dec 12, 2024
…well said
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by GOFRONT(m): 3:10pm On Dec 12, 2024
Op reminds me of a thread on frontpage 3 days ago about a Bini culture in a wedding gathering where the Bride was made to sit on the Lap of her Father inlaw as a sign of God knows what!!!!

I was like, wont this act provoke the anaconda of the Father inlaw to want to get up and see what the gathering is all about?? Considering the ladies soft Bums and waist..

But they say its the culture of their gods......And I said to them,.... their gods are Perverts!!
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by DrRasheed: 3:10pm On Dec 12, 2024
grin Mugu
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by 9jvirgin(m): 3:10pm On Dec 12, 2024
With the current situation of Nigeria, I would be surprised if any sane person rod still works. You have to over drink and oversmoke yourself in Nigeria for your rod to stand in this extreme and indescribable painful era of Evilnubu and his criminal empire. They’re literally holding people by their rod!
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by Ijaya123:
What exactly is the meaning of this post?

And which Mod push this to the FP?
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by TOPCRUISE(m):
Wayward Teenage children and ladies would defend the act.
When we complain if it is children they say we are paedophile and if it is ladies they profile us as sexual predators and argue that there is nothing wrong when a lady is trying to be herself with the excuse that she is just having fun.

Yet they will frown and react at their daughters when they do shake that thing vigorously on a man. And when things go south they will never accept part of the blame.

Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by anythingoes23: 3:11pm On Dec 12, 2024
I wonder oh!!
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by JAPAHTML: 3:11pm On Dec 12, 2024
Sexual Assault
but we are men the world doesn't care about us

anyways i like the assault 🤣😋😋
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by valdetino(m): 3:12pm On Dec 12, 2024
Reason I love going to the club on Fridays.
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by HelipsTech: 3:12pm On Dec 12, 2024
Why the fk is this nonsense on front page
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by TOPCRUISE(m):
The Titus fish that twerks close to the nose of a bored pussy cat will find itself to blame when it gets into his stomach.
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by Sonnobax15(m): 3:13pm On Dec 12, 2024
lipsrsealed
Nairaland mods need to do more...... It seems Seun has been paying them free salaries for doing close to nothing these days undecided There are educative threads that they won't push to front page,but here this is angry. A very useless thread that won't add Kobo to my passengers pocket undecided
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by MANNABBQGRILLS: 3:13pm On Dec 12, 2024
This one here is from one married Aunty like that,
make una enjoy am take......



I love going to clubs and watching women pop that booty !!
It is so erotic and hypnotizing and mezmerizing.
I love twerking too when I go to clubs.
My husband took a few pics of me twerking at a club in my daisy dukes and high heels.
All the younger guys were like wow this is a 50 year old woman shaking her butt..... Q

Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by owolabi5: 3:13pm On Dec 12, 2024
grin
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by seunlayi(m): 3:13pm On Dec 12, 2024
Vanity
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by Karleb(m): 3:13pm On Dec 12, 2024
It's not fun unless I want or request it.

That thing is low-key sexual harrasment.
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by fuckJones(f): 3:13pm On Dec 12, 2024
I need a good fearing sugar daddy
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by ARISHEM:
The society will not see it as sexual harassment from there but when the man make a corresponding bedmatic sexual move they profile him as either a sexual predator or a rapist. angry
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by MANNABBQGRILLS: 3:13pm On Dec 12, 2024
fuckJones:
I need a god fearing sugar daddy
......are you okay?
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by Wisewriter: 3:14pm On Dec 12, 2024
It is not funny at all

I was in a club sometime ago before I got married, a lady was ttwerking even in the presence of my girl.

She twerk more than my girl. My girl looked at her and smile I was like whaaat?? u see it as normal thing??

Well later I collected her number as I excused her to the restroom. Weeks her I yash the twerking A$$$$

YOU CANT TWERK FOR ME AND GO JUST LIKE THAT. TO U IT IS FUN TO ME IT IS ASERIOUS BUSINESS!
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by iswallker(m): 3:14pm On Dec 12, 2024
Silly post moves to front page by a pedophile mod,.. huh
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by MANNABBQGRILLS: 3:14pm On Dec 12, 2024
Wisewriter:
It is not funny at all

I was in a club sometime ago before I got married, a lady was ttwerking even in the presence of my girl.

She twerk more than my girl. My girl looked at her and smile I was like whaaat?? u see it as normal thing??

Well later I collected her number as I excused her to the restroom. Weeks her I yash the twerking A$$$$

YOU CANT TWERK FOR ME AND GO JUST LIKE THAT. TO U IT IS FUN TO ME IT IS ASERIOUS BUSINESS!
Hmmmm, The Wise Writer has written.
Awon Evan Equatorial Guinea 🇬🇶
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by MANNABBQGRILLS: 3:14pm On Dec 12, 2024
valdetino:
Reason I love going to the club on Fridays.
You going tomorrow too?
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by lukency(m): 3:15pm On Dec 12, 2024
What if she farts
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by Offpoint1: 3:15pm On Dec 12, 2024
Erection in public place with people watching? Even if you give me BJ, my soldiers ain't standing attention! In such scenery, Crowds kills my soldier moral.

Don't make such mistakes in private you bloody civilians grin
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by nairalee(m): 3:15pm On Dec 12, 2024
Wait your dick drips for ordinary twerking? If a lady twerks for me for ten decades it can't make me cum. Twerking for me is only pleasurable to the eyes.
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by Sermwell(m): 3:17pm On Dec 12, 2024
I remember back in the university when we had a party in my hostel. One bros saw me as an innocent fresher and thought his babe is safe with me because he was busy at the party.
He brought her to dance with me pending when he'll be free to attend to her. The babe started twerking on me with her soft bumbum. My dick became hard, and she noticed it and was shocked. She went back to tell her guy that she can't continue the dance with me, and told her guy the reason. The foolish bros came to ask me "guy why naa"?

I was wondering what they were thinking
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by Vyreell(m): 3:17pm On Dec 12, 2024
Well said



Abeg mek dem write en name for book of brotherhood

Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by AcadaWriter0:
Given the current situation in Nigeria, I would be surprised if anyone in their right mind still works. One has to excessively indulge in substances to cope during this challenging and painful time. They are truly exerting control over people in a significant way!
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by haybhi1(m): 3:18pm On Dec 12, 2024
Why's this rubbish post on FP sef
Re: Ladies Think It's A Fun Thing To Twerk Up On A Guy by smokinloud(m): 3:18pm On Dec 12, 2024
End time ladies.
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