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Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by Nobody: 6:17pm On Mar 11, 2015
Every guy is guilty of acting funny when they spot pretty ladies and I won't blame us because we are moved by what we see while ladies are moved by what they hear. It started from the beginning of this world when Adam saw eve, calling her "the bone of my bones". cheesy. Hehehe the guy use d toasting skills well..!

When guys spot a pretty lady, they do funny things which I will summarise below;

1. Lustful starring: This is common to all guys when they spot pretty lady around either walking pass them, gisting with friends, etc. There is this kind of 'look' guys show on their face to get the girl ASAP. They will size the body shape, face, etc. Some during the process may end up in gutter, some loosing control of wheels when driving, etc.

2. Stalking: Probably the guy is eyeing the lady who happens to stay around his area, this is when the guy will stay @ a strategic point to watch her moves, when she leaves home, when she comes in, etc. A friend of mine(lady) told me of a guy who is obsessed stalking her @ CMS bus stop every day around 7pm when she is going home(lekki). It funny though when love becomes lust. Obsession replace love.

3. Phone call: Ladies love rich dudes, agreed! But not all ladies place an initial condition HE MUST BE RICH. Some guys act funny when they sit beside a pretty lady. This is when they form story calling some one; they are expecting shipment/container @ apapa, they should send dat 1 billion naira to his account for business transaction, etc. You are rich and you are boarding KEKE, DANFO, MOLUE. Not all ladies are dump na bros!

4. Flaunting: It's good when guys flaunt their asset(money, power) but in a right way. You meet the pretty lady for the 1st time and u are flaunting your asset. Hehehehe funny and stupid at same time. Such guys, many of them will end up on her maga list.

5. Love letter: In the olden days when technology is just @ the development stage when guys spot pretty ladies, they look for shakespare love poem, compose love letter and tell someone to deliver it for them. For those who cannot lay their hands on shakespare, they compose funny love letter like "you are the egg in my egg roll. Without u, I am puff puff" (just kidding though). Currently technology has grown, toasting has change skills. Guys send PM, mails(nairaland , facebook 4 e.g), voice sms, phone calls, etc. It's funny when u spot a pretty lady picture on nairaland and the next thing is to send love message to someone u have not met. Hehehe! Funny act indeed.

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Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by Enegod(m): 6:22pm On Mar 11, 2015
I like ugly girls undecided
They are always loyal undecided

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Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by OTOliveOnline: 6:23pm On Mar 11, 2015

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Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by Nobody: 6:26pm On Mar 11, 2015
Enegod:
I like ugly girls undecided
They are always loyal undecided

Lol. Me like pretty girls oo and there are some who are loyal. Meanwhile not all ugly gals are loyal

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Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by dechandel(f): 6:28pm On Mar 11, 2015
I only go with number one.. Alot of guys do that

The 3rd one is for Igbo boys grin
Choi.. My container brothers no go kill person grin grin

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Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by Tymax(m): 6:29pm On Mar 11, 2015
Enegod:
I like ugly girls undecided
They are always loyal undecided
Lol. Never dated one sha. But girl na girl. They all have shakara. I've seen so - called ugly gals cheating.

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Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by Nobody: 6:39pm On Mar 11, 2015
dechandel:
I only go with number one.. Alot of guys do that

The 3rd one is for Igbo boys grin
Choi.. My container brothers no go kill person grin grin

I am doing the no 1 right now as I am looking @ ur profile dp grin cheesy

Lol igbo guys shey! Hehehe guess they are d major culprit of d container act.
Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by UpgradingUrself: 6:39pm On Mar 11, 2015
COOL

Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by Nobody: 6:40pm On Mar 11, 2015
Tymax:

Lol. Never dated one sha. But girl na girl. They all have shakara. I've seen so - called ugly gals cheating.

Lol if u see one whey e resemble baboon, she no go form oo
Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by Enegod(m): 6:41pm On Mar 11, 2015
wristwatch:


Lol. Me like pretty girls oo and there are some who are loyal. Meanwhile not all ugly gals are loyal
most of them are loyal.
They always treat us like small god because they think we are doing them a favour grin

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Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by dechandel(f): 6:42pm On Mar 11, 2015
wristwatch:


I am doing the no 1 right now as I am looking @ ur profile dp grin cheesy

Lol igbo guys shey! Hehehe guess they are d major culprit of d container act.
Heheheh..

Its allowed grin grin eye no dey tear cloth tongue

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Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by tosyne2much(m): 6:48pm On Mar 11, 2015
Wooooow !!!! Nice one bro cool

I dey come

Typing ..................

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Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by Nobody: 7:00pm On Mar 11, 2015
The flaunting part for me is the most annoying...

Once he creates that 1st inpression,I'll enlist him in my maga book.

And bills he will fix...

In Goldie's(RIP) voice, "isi na ibu nnukwu mmadu,nye mu ego"...
Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by Nobody: 7:24pm On Mar 11, 2015
I don't know why,but I just love seeing beautiful gals, there is one I saw today mhen.... chai, light skin,beautiful and she was putting on gugles. e just be me like make I chop her

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Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by Nobody: 7:28pm On Mar 11, 2015
Bros Y u come dey Lie like this?
Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by Nobody: 7:36pm On Mar 11, 2015
wristwatch:
Every guy is guilty of acting funny when they spot pretty ladies and I won't blame us because we are moved by what we see while ladies are moved by what they hear. It started from the beginning of this world when Adam saw eve, calling her "the bone of my bones". cheesy. Hehehe the guy use d toasting skills well..!

When guys spot a pretty lady, they do funny things which I will summarise below;

1. Lustful starring: This is common to all guys when they spot pretty lady around either walking pass them, gisting with friends, etc. There is this kind of 'look' guys show on their face to get the girl ASAP. They will size the body shape, face, etc. Some during the process may end up in gutter, some loosing control of wheels when driving, etc.

2. Stalking: Probably the guy is eyeing the lady who happens to stay around his area, this is when the guy will stay @ a strategic point to watch her moves, when she leaves home, when she comes in, etc. A friend of mine(lady) told me of a guy who is obsessed stalking her @ CMS bus stop every day around 7pm when she is going home(lekki). It funny though when love becomes lust. Obsession replace love.

3. Phone call: Ladies love rich dudes, agreed! But not all ladies place an initial condition HE MUST BE RICH. Some guys act funny when they sit beside a pretty lady. This is when they form story calling some one; they are expecting shipment/container @ apapa, they should send dat 1 billion naira to his account for business transaction, etc. You are rich and you are boarding KEKE, DANFO, MOLUE. Not all ladies are dump na bros!

4. Flaunting: It's good when guys flaunt their asset(money, power) but in a right way. You meet the pretty lady for the 1st time and u are flaunting your asset. Hehehehe funny and stupid at same time. Such guys, many of them will end up on her maga list.

5. Love letter: In the olden days when technology is just @ the development stage when guys spot pretty ladies, they look for shakespare love poem, compose love letter and tell someone to deliver it for them. For those who cannot lay their hands on shakespare, they compose funny love letter like "you are the egg in my egg roll. Without u, I am puff puff" (just kidding though). Currently technology has grown, toasting has change skills. Guys send PM, mails(nairaland , facebook 4 e.g), voice sms, phone calls, etc. It's funny when u spot a pretty lady picture on nairaland and the next thing is to send love message to someone u have not met. Hehehe! Funny act indeed.

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Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by Nobody: 9:05pm On Mar 11, 2015
number 1 is very irritating
Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by MillionDollars: 9:50pm On Mar 11, 2015
THE ONLY THING I DO IS FOLLOW
Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by joanprice: 9:50pm On Mar 11, 2015
correct
Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by abila122: 9:50pm On Mar 11, 2015
Not all guys do these things as for me I am culpable @ no.1





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Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by Nobody: 9:51pm On Mar 11, 2015
When last have you seen searching4love. He would have done justice to the nonsense you wrote cos Naija gals don tear his eyes.
Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by johnshagb(m): 9:51pm On Mar 11, 2015
True
Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by okotv(m): 9:51pm On Mar 11, 2015
not true
Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by MayflowerB(f): 9:52pm On Mar 11, 2015
Enegod:
I like ugly girls undecided
They are always loyal undecided
Ugly gurls rock

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Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by ShakurM(m): 9:52pm On Mar 11, 2015
Making assumptions ;

She might have a boyfriend
She is not a virgin jooor
she would be proud
She go like money die
She dey bleach...hian.
she fit be mami water oo
this one go be runs girl o
her papa go wicked gan oo
She fit be PDP supporter sef...make I free her joor,plenty fish dey sea

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Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by Nobody: 9:53pm On Mar 11, 2015
Hmmmm
Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by Dwady(m): 9:54pm On Mar 11, 2015
I think i'm guilty of 1 and 2. But most girls enjoy the whole attention they get sef.

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Re: Funny Things Guys Do When They Spot Pretty Ladies by laplace12(m): 9:54pm On Mar 11, 2015
diddydiva:
number 1 is very irritating

It shouldn't be.


It is a reflex action. Nobody sets out to stare on purpose.

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