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Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by Sirchiboy(op): 6:29pm On Dec 21, 2024
Will having this beard make me a terrorist?

Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by budaatum: 7:00pm On Dec 21, 2024
Do beards make people terrorists?
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by YoungBTCxchange: 7:14pm On Dec 21, 2024
Sirchiboy:
Will having this beard make me a terrorist?
what you should be talking about is if it will fit you perfectly well
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by pansophist(m): 7:17pm On Dec 21, 2024
Wear black glass, don't ever smile, speak slowly and wear all black.

Your beard is good, also better if you barb adorin or skin. Don't ever speak pidgin. Clean English.

This persona will help when dealing with Nigerian police.

Don't forget black boots tootoo and always look them in the eye.
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by MeNmyfamily: 7:22pm On Dec 21, 2024
pansophist:
Wear black glass, don't ever smile, speak slowly and wear all black.

Your beard is good, also better if you barb adorin or skin. Don't ever speak pidgin. Clean English.

This persona will help when dealing with Nigerian police.

Don't forget black boots tootoo and always look them in the eye.
I can't tell if this is sarcasm or not.
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by thesicilian: 7:27pm On Dec 21, 2024
What you should be more worried about is germs problem.
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by floss(m): 7:38pm On Dec 21, 2024
You should be more worried of not being kidnapped
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by Abee79(m): 7:55pm On Dec 21, 2024
I still don't understand why some men decide to carry this dirty thing that easily harbours bacteria (amongst other unseen things) on their face 🙄😒😒
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by Samajogs: 7:56pm On Dec 21, 2024
Once you're clean and doing the right thing... Your beard should not be a problem
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by Suicideboy: 8:01pm On Dec 21, 2024
why are you keeping beards that much like a mad man


any reasonable girl will run away from any guy with that nonsense
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by MeNmyfamily: 8:06pm On Dec 21, 2024
Suicideboy:
why are you keeping beards that much like a mad man


any reasonable girl will run away from any guy with that nonsense
Just dey play. Just talk say you na Sabi keep am neat.
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by Nicepoker(m): 8:43pm On Dec 21, 2024
Person wey de look for 500k to open provision shop for PH de reason to keep and a mini forest on his cheeks grin
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by Sirchiboy(op): 8:47pm On Dec 21, 2024
Nicepoker:
Person wey de look for 500k to open provision shop for PH de reason to keep and a mini forest on his cheeks grin
I want to keep as a symbol of graduating for years without job.
Nigeria failed me.
Nigeria crippled my dream of becoming the next richest man in the world.
All the dreams and the ambition just went up the flame.
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by Nicepoker(m): 8:52pm On Dec 21, 2024
Sirchiboy:
I want to keep as a symbol of graduating for years without job.
Nigeria failed me.
Nigeria crippled my dream of becoming the next richest man in the world.
All the dreams and the ambition just went up the flame.
You can't keep that thing and be walking free. You go de service am with tax. grin
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by Sirchiboy(op): 8:55pm On Dec 21, 2024
Nicepoker:
You can't keep that thing and be walking free. You go de service am with tax. grin
.
I must fight for a finish.
I am a fight, I am a war.
I am Indaboski bahoose
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by flokii: 9:34pm On Dec 21, 2024
I have a friend we schooled together with that kind of beards.. very full and long like those talibans.
@OP I feel the best thing is to keep it low and neat at all times. Any security outfit will easily harass you except you are in core North.
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by Chilota2: 9:42pm On Dec 21, 2024
In as much as I like keeping bears, I still hate men that keeps bush
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by Ay04z(m): 10:07pm On Dec 21, 2024
Should not be too much
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by budaatum: 5:09am On Dec 22, 2024
Sirchiboy:
I want to keep as a symbol of graduating for years without job.
Nigeria failed me.
Nigeria crippled my dream of becoming the next richest man in the world.
All the dreams and the ambition just went up the flame.
It is failure mentality to think Nigeria owes you.

Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by Asebaba1(m): 7:10am On Dec 22, 2024
Suicideboy:
why are you keeping beards that much like a mad man


any reasonable girl will run away from any guy with that nonsense
Stand with someone with beard and see who girls love most, you called beard nonsense because you don't have ability to grow ut
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by MichaelSokoto(m): 8:01am On Dec 22, 2024
Chiboy bin Laden!
cool
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by MichaelSokoto(m): 8:04am On Dec 22, 2024
pansophist:
Wear black glass, don't ever smile, speak slowly and wear all black.

Your beard is good, also better if you barb adorin or skin. Don't ever speak pidgin. Clean English.

This persona will help when dealing with Nigerian police.

Don't forget black boots tootoo and always look them in the eye.
u escaped 4rm our waiting-to-be-delivered ward last night baa?

Oya collect!
grin

Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by AcadaWriter0: 8:15am On Dec 22, 2024
A person looking for 500k to open a grocery store in PH is considering how to save and has a small forest on his cheeks.
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by AllBlack: 8:32am On Dec 22, 2024
MichaelSokoto:
u escaped 4rm our waiting-to-be-delivered ward last night baa?

Oya collect!
grin
hahahahahaha
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by Sirchiboy(op): 8:34am On Dec 22, 2024
AcadaWriter0:
A person looking for 500k to open a grocery store in PH is considering how to save and has a small forest on his cheeks.
..
As erudite as you are, you are talking pum pum pum
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by Starboytwo(m): 8:51am On Dec 22, 2024
I don't like too much hair on my face. Personally.
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by Came4amod: 8:51am On Dec 22, 2024
pansophist:
Wear black glass, don't ever smile, speak slowly and wear all black.

Your beard is good, also better if you barb adorin or skin. Don't ever speak pidgin. Clean English.

This persona will help when dealing with Nigerian police.

Don't forget black boots tootoo and always look them in the eye.
Saying don't ever speak pidgin is wrong .. what you should say is listen first and don't talk while they are talking .. be respectful.. look for win win situations .. where the officers ego is not bruised and your human rights are not trampled .. win win .. and if it's a targeted attack .. ensure you have a solid documentation of the encounter .. because that's your only defence if you get to court
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by Malroux: 9:05am On Dec 22, 2024
Nicepoker:
Person wey de look for 500k to open provision shop for PH de reason to keep and a mini forest on his cheeks grin
That is helinues speaking. He has wasted his life away on nairaland and is now seeking for redemption. I advised him to get a job and he will be insulting me. Now see where he has landed.
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by Sirchiboy(op): 9:22am On Dec 22, 2024
Malroux:
That is helinues speaking. He has wasted his life away on nairaland and is now seeking for redemption. I advised him to get a job and he will be insulting me. Now see where he has landed.
Who are you mama
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by popp(m): 10:33am On Dec 22, 2024
Sirchiboy:
Will having this beard make me a terrorist?
The only is that you cannot eat Okra or Ogbono Soup.

That soup is so sweet, we enjoy it a lot, especially with Semo.
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by Baronthecelebri(m): 11:35am On Dec 22, 2024
If you have money 💰
Re: Is This Beards Too Much For Me To Avoid Police Problems by Rexymania(m): 12:32pm On Dec 22, 2024
Osama
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