₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,327,394 members, 8,430,777 topics. Date: Sunday, 21 June 2026 at 06:37 AM

Toggle theme

How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) - Christianity Etc (5) - Nairaland

Nairaland ForumNairaland GeneralChristianity EtcHow My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) (12344 Views)

1 2 3 4 5 6 Reply (Go Down)

Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by Peterrio: 12:11am On Dec 23, 2024
Image123:
Do you believe in miracles?
If you do, why can't you believe that even when humans aren't designed to fly, once in a while humans still fly?

I don't believe in miracles

If you've experienced one, please share
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by otipoju(m): 6:43am On Dec 23, 2024
Seunomobo:
You're such a foolish entity for insulting the O.P.
Idiot like you claim to serve God and do his bidding, let me ask you, did Jesus tell you to go about insulting others like you just did up there, why not be like Jesus and say, father forgive him for he knows not what he is doing...
Useless Christians, always resorting to insults when people don't share in their perspectives or God or Satan....
U no go end well...werey ..
If you don't vomit for ground finish, make you pack am. Were asaba!!!
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by otipoju(m): 6:45am On Dec 23, 2024
Seunomobo:
You're such a foolish entity for insulting the O.P.
Idiot like you claim to serve God and do his bidding, let me ask you, did Jesus tell you to go about insulting others like you just did up there, why not be like Jesus and say, father forgive him for he knows not what he is doing...
Useless Christians, always resorting to insults when people don't share in their perspectives or God or Satan....
U no go end well...werey ..
!

No be your fault, if to say your mama din do the needful that year, you for no dey here dey insult your papa.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by Image123(m): 7:26am On Dec 23, 2024
Peterrio:
If you do, why can't you believe that even when humans aren't designed to fly, once in a while humans still fly?

I don't believe in miracles

If you've experienced one, please share
i believe, thankfully i am not here to convince you to believe in miracles.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by Image123(m): 7:27am On Dec 23, 2024
LordReed:
Oh they transform to men to eat suya and fry bread. LoLz. Tell me the angel that made fire come out of a stick was he appearing as a man or an angel?
i don't know the angel, can you be specific? If you are referring to the angel that appeared to Samson's father, he appeared like a man. The father didn't know he was an angel until he was leaving.

Jdg 13:16 KJV And the angel of the LORD said unto Manoah, Though thou detain me, I will not eat of thy bread: and if thou wilt offer a burnt offering, thou must offer it unto the LORD. For Manoah knew not that he was an angel of the LORD.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by waxxydude: 8:16am On Dec 23, 2024
Image123:
And humans have not been captured flying like birds on videos, they were not created to.
You seem 🧠 dead lmao
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by LordReed(m): 8:38am On Dec 23, 2024
Image123:
i don't know the angel, can you be specific? If you are referring to the angel that appeared to Samson's father, he appeared like a man. The father didn't know he was an angel until he was leaving.

Jdg 13:16 KJV And the angel of the LORD said unto Manoah, Though thou detain me, I will not eat of thy bread: and if thou wilt offer a burnt offering, thou must offer it unto the LORD. For Manoah knew not that he was an angel of the LORD.
Good, let the angels that eat suya and fry bread that appear as men be filmed or photographed because they'll still do incredible feats like cause fire to come out a stick or make everyone blind.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by otipoju(m): 9:04am On Dec 23, 2024
Seunomobo:
You're such a foolish entity for insulting the O.P.
Idiot like you claim to serve God and do his bidding, let me ask you, did Jesus tell you to go about insulting others like you just did up there, why not be like Jesus and say, father forgive him for he knows not what he is doing...
Useless Christians, always resorting to insults when people don't share in their perspectives or God or Satan....
U no go end well...werey ..
Na your mama go bury you last last.
She will rectify the mistake she made by not terminating you when you father raped her.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by Image123(m): 9:22am On Dec 23, 2024
LordReed:
Good, let the angels that eat suya and fry bread that appear as men be filmed or photographed because they'll still do incredible feats like cause fire to come out a stick or make everyone blind.
It's not my decision you know, but like i said they are not GenZ camera freaked or showmen, they're ancient fellas and they'd probably look like men. If you need documented miracles, go to the nearest miracle meeting, Revival programme or crusade. Coincidentally, i have previously recommended you to Kumuyi's. He does like every month, he's popular and i can still put more guarantee for the recommendation than some of the other popular ones.
Go there, do your research, do a James Randi or something, take ten, twenty or any number of your choice of the testifiers and do your findings. Put this to work already.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by LordReed(m): 11:08am On Dec 23, 2024
Image123:
It's not my decision you know, but like i said they are not GenZ camera freaked or showmen, they're ancient fellas and they'd probably look like men. If you need documented miracles, go to the nearest miracle meeting, Revival programme or crusade. Coincidentally, i have previously recommended you to Kumuyi's. He does like every month, he's popular and i can still put more guarantee for the recommendation than some of the other popular ones.
Go there, do your research, do a James Randi or something, take ten, twenty or any number of your choice of the testifiers and do your findings. Put this to work already.
The churches already film almost all their services so we should already have this evidence but nope, nothing, no angel or demon on video. Doing a James Randi won't change that.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by Image123(m): 11:46am On Dec 23, 2024
LordReed:
The churches already film almost all their services so we should already have this evidence but nope, nothing, no angel or demon on video. Doing a James Randi won't change that.
i left the angel topic to the miracles already. Churches are not looking for angels to video or take pictures. You that is looking for evidence of miracles is who i am advising.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by LordReed(m): 12:22pm On Dec 23, 2024
Image123:
i left the angel topic to the miracles already. Churches are not looking for angels to video or take pictures. You that is looking for evidence of miracles is who i am advising.
Well that's you, I remain on the angels or demons on photo or video topic.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by Image123(m): 12:33pm On Dec 23, 2024
LordReed:
Well that's you, I remain on the angels or demons on photo or video topic.
cheesy You might remain there for a long time as no spirit or Christian has promised you any photos or videos. But you can take up the other challenge when you are serious about the truth of miracles, Kumuyi is not getting any younger you know. i remember when i used to confidently refer folks to Bonnke my man.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by LordReed(m): 1:32pm On Dec 23, 2024
Image123:
cheesy You might remain there for a long time as no spirit or Christian has promised you any photos or videos. But you can take up the other challenge when you are serious about the truth of miracles, Kumuyi is not getting any younger you know. i remember when i used to confidently refer folks to Bonnke my man.
I am fine where I am.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by Image123(m): 1:35pm On Dec 23, 2024
LordReed:
I am fine where I am.
i wish
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by Seunomobo: 4:09pm On Dec 23, 2024
otipoju:
Na your mama go bury you last last.
She will rectify the mistake she made by not terminating you when you father raped her.
No difference btw the he goat like u wey believe in God and the o.p wey no believe in God ...
I say again werey....u no go last beyond this year ..
Oloshi omo ale jatijati.... grin grin grin
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by LordReed(m): 4:35pm On Dec 23, 2024
Image123:
i wish
Your wish has been granted.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by otipoju(m): 6:25pm On Dec 23, 2024
Seunomobo:
No difference btw the he goat like u wey believe in God and the o.p wey no believe in God ...
I say again werey....u no go last beyond this year ..
Oloshi omo ale jatijati.... grin grin grin
Like I told you, na your mama go bury you last last. No be you go bury your mama.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by Seunomobo: 7:05pm On Dec 23, 2024
otipoju:
Like I told you, na your mama go bury you last last. No be you go bury your mama.
While you go bury yourself inside your mother's toto once again.... wink cheesy grin cheesy cheesy
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by otipoju(m): 7:25pm On Dec 23, 2024
Seunomobo:
While you go bury yourself inside your mother's toto once again.... wink cheesy grin cheesy cheesy
I don see you finish. Na soakaway dey your mouth. You are not my while.

Yours is a sad life. Your depression dey make you insult anything you see.

I even think sey na human being I dey follow talk, I no no sey na grinding machine.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by Seunomobo: 8:11pm On Dec 23, 2024
otipoju:
I don see you finish. Na soakaway dey your mouth. You are not my while.

Yours is a sad life. Your depression dey make you insult anything you see.

I even think sey na human being I dey follow talk, I no no sey na grinding machine.
Na my grinding machine I go use grind your mother's toto ..... grin cheesy grin
Quick reminder--- remember say if Jesus come now, your ticket na straightway to hell fireeeee ...werey .......oma pada gbe omo re sin Ajehhh
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by otipoju(m): 9:14pm On Dec 23, 2024
Seunomobo:
Na my grinding machine I go use grind your mother's toto ..... grin cheesy grin
Quick reminder--- remember say if Jesus come now, your ticket na straightway to hell fireeeee ...werey .......oma pada gbe omo re sin Ajehhh
Open Soakaway !!!
Disturbing the whole neighborhood with your filth.
Na depression go kill you last last. You just start.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by Seunomobo: 10:10pm On Dec 23, 2024
otipoju:
Open Soakaway !!!
Disturbing the whole neighborhood with your filth.
Na depression go kill you last last. You just start.
Na depression go kill your mama ...

Both of you won't see 2025/2026...
And don't forget to grind your mama toto tonight ....omo ale oloriburuku grin grin cheesy cheesy
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by otipoju(m): 11:13pm On Dec 23, 2024
Seunomobo:
Na depression go kill your mama ...

Both of you won't see 2025/2026...
And don't forget to grind your mama toto tonight ....omo ale oloriburuku grin grin cheesy cheesy
Sickler...you don extend the date. No be end of this year you talk before? Lol. Your brain Don dey malfunction already?

Keep bleating. It will not augur well for you if you stop.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by Seunomobo: 3:45am On Dec 24, 2024
otipoju:
Sickler...you don extend the date. No be end of this year you talk before? Lol. Your brain Don dey malfunction already?

Keep bleating. It will not augur well for you if you stop.
Now I'll proof to you that it will not augur well for your mama's toto if I stop.....

Oma Fe do obo iya re pa ki oto gbe re sin ki Odin yi to pari.....
Omo orun apadi....oloshi..... grin grin cheesy cheesy..
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by otipoju(m): 4:53am On Dec 24, 2024
Seunomobo:
Now I'll proof to you that it will not augur well for your mama's toto if I stop.....

Oma Fe do obo iya re pa ki oto gbe re sin ki Odin yi to pari.....
Omo orun apadi....oloshi..... grin grin cheesy cheesy..
Is that all you have in your Arsenal...oya bleat again.

If you stop bleating, you be bastard.

Make sure you are doing this everyday. Also try and increase the tempo...AL these ones you are still vomiting are lame. Bring our something more putrid from your belly.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:11am On Dec 24, 2024
Goodlyhrt:
Man is the God that you think is in the skies.
In his pride the wicked man does not seek him; in all his thoughts there is no room for God. ‭Psalms 10:4 NIV‬

Why did the Psalmist call an atheist "wicked"?

Well it's because there are many things we don't see yet we can't deny their existence as we are seeing their works.

In the space there is what astronauts call "black holes" they said these are dead stars they are not visible even with the most powerful telescope but what convinced them that these things are there? They explained that something is pulling all objects and it's like swallowing everything close to it.

Now if they're not seeing it yet BELIEVE it exists why do some insist they must see God before believing He exist?

Simple! They want to convince themselves that treating others badly without remorse is nothing bad after all nobody saw them.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by Peterrio: 9:18am On Dec 24, 2024
Image123:
i believe, thankfully i am not here to convince you to believe in miracles.
You don't have any evidence, quit with the "thankfully bla bla bla"

Be honest, don't be cocky
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by Seunomobo: 10:07am On Dec 24, 2024
otipoju:
Is that all you have in your Arsenal...oya bleat again.

If you stop bleating, you be bastard.

Make sure you are doing this everyday. Also try and increase the tempo...AL these ones you are still vomiting are lame. Bring our something more putrid from your belly.
I've got nothing to proof to you oloriburuku , omoale jatijati, sugbon, I'll ensure that you keep pounding your mother's toto, before both of pass away and rest in pieces.....ewu gambia grin
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by otipoju(m): 3:57pm On Dec 24, 2024
Seunomobo:
I've got nothing to proof to you oloriburuku , omoale jatijati, sugbon, I'll ensure that you keep pounding your mother's toto, before both of pass away and rest in pieces.....ewu gambia grin
This is lame. Cook something more pungent. Asinwin.

I am waiting.
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by Seunomobo: 6:37pm On Dec 24, 2024
otipoju:
This is lame. Cook something more pungent. Asinwin.

I am waiting.
Can I cook your mummy's toto for my dog to eat...
Werey Ibadan..... wink wink
Re: How My Churchy Upbringing Influenced Me As An Adult (long Post) by otipoju(m): 7:22pm On Dec 24, 2024
Seunomobo:
Can I cook your mummy's toto for my dog to eat...
Werey Ibadan..... wink wink
I see your sentences are getting shorter. Don't tell me you are tired already.

Oya bleat again 1, 2 3, go.
1 2 3 4 5 6 Reply

See 5 Things I Did As A Teenager That I Still Benefit From As An Adult (picturesWhat Do People Mean When They Say Somebody Is Too Churchy For Their Liking?Poverty Is Why Many People Are Religious And Churchy - Reno Omokri234

Worst Bible Translation?11 Histories Made By BENSON IDAHOSA (legend Of Faith)But Where Sin Abounded, Grace Abounded Much More - Olamide Obire