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Yestogood:
I am the privileged father of 3 children. I accept my children as gifts from God.
I am good. We will not be doing any DNA tests in my house: we will only embark on such a venture for health purposes, and the outcome will not affect my children.
They have me to be their father, and that is unconditional.
I say so because I chose their mother, and any other consideration has arisen on account of my choice. In my case, I believe all the kids are mine and my wife has been scrupulously faithful (I married a 31 year old graduate and met her as a real virgin).
Like I said, even if I had married a misbehaving girl and she ended up cheating, I am the one who chose.
It's not really important to go poking about in the ashes.
Let's all stop this wild goose chase and move on to more important stuff.
Most men cheat. Boldly and proudly. It's an African thing, almost an expectation. The women forgive.
A man who knew he was jostling to win a woman's hand in the midst of one or more suitors, what did he expect? If she had an ex, what did he expect?
Shior....

What if their real father shows up someday and take the kids away. I have seen this happened before. Brother, never trust women to the extent that you feel too comfortable with everything she does.

Xendre22:
how sure are we if ur papa na ur real papa.

You should be asking your mom that question because your mom was mercilessly raped before conceiving idiot like you

UltimateCSH:
Please if you are a cheating wife at least use condom or buy postinor 2.

Watin be this kind see finish seff?
As a man de try let another man knack your wife and make you seff de knack another person own. It promote love and unity and create social bounding.

Watin concern humans with monogamy seff...

Na why I love Uganda be this, everybody de share toto and prick.

Foolish and myopic sense

casualobserver:
And what if you already married with children? Some of you don’t think before you post!

So that negates the fact that baby switching can happen? Ogbeni face the fact that you're being sentimental and not logical. A man married with children has no bearing on the discussion. In fact, if distrust happens because of DNA for the newborn, he should be very suspicious of his other kids!

helinues:
That should be common Sense now.

It's not really about cheating, how about mistakenly swapped during birth.. The nurses and doctors know better about this

Were you swapped during birth? Hurry up ok.

SirAdeniran:
Were you swapped during birth? Hurry up ok.

Go and ask your mother

You are not interested in having any meaningful or logical conversation with others apart from trolling them senselessly.

Creating daily moniker just to tell others to shut up inside this beautiful life

https://www.nairaland.com/siradeniran/posts

Edygrin:
Popular activist, Aisha Yesufu, has urged men to ensure a DNA test is conducted on their children.


https://dailypost.ng/2024/12/28/every-man-should-get-dna-test-done-on-their-children-aisha-yesufu/

If you can afford it, do three (3) Peace of Mind (PoM) tests. If you can afford it, go ahead and do these three tests recommended below:


TEST 1. Immediately after the baby is born. Samples collected not latter than 30 minutes.

To make sure you are the father.

TEST 2. Not latter than 1 day before leaving the hospital.

To make sure evil and abominable Nigerian nurses do not swap your baby. THERE IS UNTOLD ,UNSPOKEN EVIL IN THE NIGERIAN MEDICAL SYSTEM.

TEST 3. A third test from ANY OTHER TEST CENTER DIFFERENT FROM THE FIRST TWO (2). Not latter than 8 months after the baby reaches home.

To ensure that there were no errors from the previous tests. Yes.

If you have the money, do these three tests.




That is what I still recommend.

Zooposki:
Na so Joseph wan mistakenly put him wife Mary aside thinking she had cheated. Nigerian men be wise o. Those children might be as a result of immaculate conception.

Suspect. Why are you cheating? Gender wey chop apple and deception are 5&6.
🙁🙁🙁

Watianoengineer:
I hope your husband has done DNA on your children

You can easily tell that e sure for her.

Every household in the South East have one or two innocent bastard Child dey are nurturing, they don't count it as nothing so DNA TEST is irrelevant on that place.. Argue with ur keyboard and I will start exposing the nonsense tradition going on in Igbo land

This lady gutter mouth go dey stinkmlijw rotten rats

Ishilove:
If you want to do a DNA test on our children, by all means, go ahead. A clear conscience fears no accusation.

But ...

Make I no use eyes see the result for that house or take ear hear am for outside because there will be serious trouble in paradise. The house will be too hot for the two of us.

Lmao. The fear of DNA test is the beginning of wisdom for sharp madams

DLifeless1:
It won't be anywhere hot for you and I, you have only one option and that is to divorce me, no woman, I repeat, no creature with a hole in-between her legs can take away my peace, if it becomes too much for me, I'll simply poison you and you will die sara and life will move on and nobody will find out.

Lol. You seem to forget that you picked the woman from a family. God catch you, you marry from a family of tigers like mine, na so your life go end too. You want to poison my mother's child and go scot-free? Dey play. Your family will lose more than one child

Nicepoker:
If you make noise too much. You will get thrown back into the streets.

You didn't pick me from the streets so I ain't going back to the streets. I'm going back to a family who will treat the fvck up of anyone who messes with their daughter.

abbey621:
So that negates the fact that baby switching can happen? Ogbeni face the fact that you're being sentimental and not logical. A man married with children has no bearing on the discussion. In fact, if distrust happens because of DNA for the newborn, he should be very suspicious of his other kids!

You made a stupid comment about making it known that you will require a DNA before you marry….fine for those who aren’t married. I simply asked what about those already married with kids? Stop making daft poorly conceived comments and you won’t be called out.

Stop trying to redefine the conversation to cover up your intellectual lapses. This thread was about men with children. The implication is that the children already exist and they are likely already married.

A man married with children is the discussion it is the point of the thread.

Ishilove:
Lol. You seem to forget that you picked the woman from a family. God catch you, you marry from a family of tigers like mine, na so your life go end too. You want to poison my mother's child and go scot-free? Dey play. Your family will lose more than one child

That your family never jam anything for this life, na milk you still dey lick, haven't you seen where news of a whole family, even extended is wiped out, just forget that you no jam me, aunty, shey when all these post events will be happening, you are already maggot food, I fit sacrifice my life to make sure you in particular stopped existing, I won't care what else will follow, even if the child of the marriage will suffer, I won't care, just pray you don't meet people like me.
Just keep praying because even me I am scared of what I will do to you just to make that point that no woman will take my peace, I'd rather die to that, just pray cos I am even scared of myself and what my mind can bring up.

DLifeless1:
That your family never jam anything for this life, na milk you still dey lick, haven't you seen where news of a whole family, even extended is wiped out, just forget that you no jam me, aunty, shey when all these post events will be happening, you are already maggot food, I fit sacrifice my life to make sure you in particular stopped existing, I won't care what else will follow, even if the child of the marriage will suffer, I won't care, just pray you don't meet people like me.
Just keep praying because even me I am scared of what I will do to you just to make that point that no woman will take my peace, I'd rather die to that, just pray cos I am even scared of myself and what my mind can bring up.

Lol. Oshey. Keyboard Rambo. Arm Chair Shekau

All na mouth. You gonna learn, and you gonna learn the hard way

casualobserver:
You made a stupid comment about making it known that you will require a DNA before you marry….fine. I simply asked what about those already married with kids? Stop making daft poorly conceived comments and you won’t be called out.

I think you've drank too much garri or perhaps your eagerness to clapback clouded your comprehension! Go back and read what I worte, wetin concern DNA with marriage? Married or not, men get women pregnant, I simply said right there and then before she puts to bed let her know DNA will be done.....What's so hard to understand about that? Una mumu too much for this app!

abbey621:
I think you've drank too much garri or perhaps your eagerness to clapback clouded your comprehension! Go back and read what I worte, wetin concern DNA with marriage?

I suggest you ask your father to do a DNA, you may belong to the driver.

casualobserver:
I suggest you ask your father to do a DNA, you may belong to the driver.

Pray you reach my father's age in good health . FYI, as fate would have it we had to do DNA test as part of the immigration process to the USA 15 years ago.....So I'm very confident, can your father say the same about you?

donleo92:
If I happen to be the women, and I get to know my husband went for DNA test after childbirth, and it comes out truly that the child belongs to him, then I will bill him. Because what is good for the geese is also good for the gender

o can’t believe it’s a male making this comment

TheBreastSucker:
Whether una do DNA test or not wetin I know be say I go still dey see breasts suck

dey feed another man pikin. Who bress epp abeg! Tell me…

Ishilove:
You didn't pick me from the streets so I ain't going back to the streets. I'm going back to a family who will treat the fvck up of anyone who messes with their daughter.

So DNA testing is a form of assault? Tell me more

Ishilove:
Lol. Oshey. Keyboard Rambo. Arm Chair Shekau

All na mouth. You gonna learn, and you gonna learn the hard way

Just pray that's all.
Life is not all about those shit you said up there about your family.
Survive first, though I don't blame you, you are a woman so your thinking is all about emotions and nothing more, so as a man, I will be the mature one here, when you start that your hot hot behaviour after DNA test, I will pet you, tell you anything you like hearing, buy you a car or anything you love, and fvck the hell out of your destiny to get you pregnant again, repeat another DNA test without leaving a trace.
Forget all I said before, I can't do any of those shit, I faint when I see blood too, but you see that fvck side and petting to have my way,,, puta WA from there .

Do you have any form of formal education, it helps in some cases, and that your family that are tigers, tell them violence is not always the case, but you see fvck🙏, not outside marriage, na the best.

DLifeless1:
Just pray that's all.
Life is not all about those shit you said up there about your family.
Survive first, though I don't blame you, you are a woman so your thinking is all about emotions and nothing more, so as a man, I will be the mature one here, when you start that your hot hot behaviour after DNA test, I will pet you, tell you anything you like hearing, buy you a car or anything you love, and fvck the hell out of your destiny to get you pregnant again, repeat another DNA test without leaving a trace.
Forget all I said before, I can't do any of those shit, I faint when I see blood too, but you see that fvck side and petting to have my way,,, puta WA from there .

Do you have any form of formal education, it helps in some cases, and that your family that are tigers, tell them violence is not always the case, but you see fvck🙏, not outside marriage, na the best.

Get married first, and then come back after one year of marriage to continue this discussion.

Ishilove:
Get married first, and then come back after one year of marriage to continue this discussion.

I will still do a DNA test period.

DLifeless1:
I will still do a DNA test period.

Oga, get married first na. The most opinionated about marital issues are usually you, the single to stupor ones. Get married first and then continue this conversation.

Ishilove:
Oga, get married first na. The most opinionated about marital issues are usually you, the single to stupor ones. Get married first and then continue this conversation.

So your vaginal 🧠 is telling you I am single, this is why I keep saying most of you women are useless when it comes to thinking for themselves.

DLifeless1:
So your vaginal 🧠 is telling you I am single, this is why I keep saying most of you women are useless when it comes to thinking for themselves.

Hmmm, so there ar two kinds of brains: the 'vaginal' brain and the 'pënis' brain? Is it that one brain is shaped like a preek while the other is shaped like a toto?? 🤔🤔

Lmaaaaoo!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Guy, you are very dumb, I swear and that is an insult to dumb people. You are the champion village idiot. 😂😂

Abeg shift and fvck off forever, I don't trade words with people that have pënis brains biko

Sicklebear28:
Foolish and myopic sense

carry your sickle brain go one side abeg... Mumu sheeple

UltimateCSH:
carry your sickle brain go one side abeg... Mumu sheeple

You are still growing.you will learn

Zooposki:
Na so Joseph wan mistakenly put him wife Mary aside thinking she had cheated. Nigerian men be wise o. Those children might be as a result of immaculate conception.

I laugh in Korea language