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The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by Nobody: 7:24pm On Jan 21, 2025
A coworker was just telling about her brother issue with his current wife. He caught his soon to be wife cheating red handed and yet he went ahead to marry her. Even with kids, the woman just cheat with no remorse and the man still begging his wife not to cheat. She goes out and come home whenever she feel likes and the bro take cares of kid while the woman go out and do her own thing. Maybe na jazz they put for his head or he is just a proper definition of simp. I do not know ,Please do not be simps
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by brain54(m): 7:27pm On Jan 21, 2025
If you face your front...

Will your boxers tear?
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by Felimax(m): 7:49pm On Jan 21, 2025
Let him breathe please!
Every man has his own key and definition towards marriage or relationship.

Where you think he is a simp may actually just be his strength.

No man is stupid except by choice.

Think sir!
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by Standing5(m): 7:51pm On Jan 21, 2025
Cheating is a relative emotional concept to most, especially in the secular world.
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by Welcum: 7:51pm On Jan 21, 2025
atoliman:
A coworker was just telling about her brother issue with his current wife. He caught his soon to be wife cheating red handed and yet he went ahead to marry her. Even with kids, the woman just cheat with no remorse and the man still begging his wife not to cheat. She goes out and come home whenever she feel likes and the bro take cares of kid while the woman go out and do her own thing. Maybe na jazz they put for his head or he is just a proper definition of simp. I do not know ,Please do not be simps
Another movie again oh!
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by Nnamdipapa(m):
The best way to live longer is to mind your damn bidness!
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by MondayOmoAdugbo(m): 8:04pm On Jan 21, 2025
Mcheew ,.. abeg who get like 100k wey him no dey use, make e borrow me sharpally, I wan buy land 😏
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by suckprick: 8:25pm On Jan 21, 2025
atoliman:
A coworker was just telling about her brother issue with his current wife. He caught his soon to be wife cheating red handed and yet he went ahead to marry her. Even with kids, the woman just cheat with no remorse and the man still begging his wife not to cheat. She goes out and come home whenever she feel likes and the bro take cares of kid while the woman go out and do her own thing. Maybe na jazz they put for his head or he is just a proper definition of simp. I do not know ,Please do not be simps
He is not a simp. He is a poor man. Poverty na bastard aswear. Better to be dead than poor. Poverty worse pass death no jokes.
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by idahme(m): 8:34pm On Jan 21, 2025
Felimax:
Let him breathe please!
Every man has his own key and definition towards marriage or relationship.

Where you think he is a simp may actually just be his strength.

No man is stupid except by choice.

Think sir!
What is there to think? Some people are very stupid, why don't you have such w strength or imitate such strength
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by Nazgul:
atoliman:
A coworker was just telling about her brother issue with his current wife. He caught his soon to be wife cheating red handed and yet he went ahead to marry her. Even with kids, the woman just cheat with no remorse and the man still begging his wife not to cheat. She goes out and come home whenever she feel likes and the bro take cares of kid while the woman go out and do her own thing. Maybe na jazz they put for his head or he is just a proper definition of simp. I do not know ,Please do not be simps
He's not a simp. The woman is clearly the breadwinner in that home, that's why he can't confront her about her lifestyle.
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by Nobody: 9:06pm On Jan 21, 2025
Felimax:
Let him breathe please!
Every man has his own key and definition towards marriage or relationship.

Where you think he is a simp may actually just be his strength.

No man is stupid except by choice.

Think sir!
He knew she was cheating before he married her
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by pussyphilia(m): 11:07pm On Jan 21, 2025
People like op don't know that some men actually get their pleasure from seeing their wives get fvcked by other men. Those men are called cuckolds and it is possible the guy you refer to is one.
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by calabaman(m): 5:48am On Jan 22, 2025
pussyphilia:
People like op don't know that some men actually get their pleasure from seeing their wives get fvcked by other men. Those men are called cuckolds and it is possible the guy you refer to is one.
Too much of xvideos no good o grin

What sane man would take pleasure in seeing his lawfully|traditionally wedded wife fvcked by another man for sxual gratification.

For me, that marriage would have been over the moment I even suspect it talkless of seeing such.

Well as commenters have mentioned above, what's our business....
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by Peakdesign23(f): 6:15am On Jan 22, 2025
Whatever the case may be, just mind your business.
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by Chukwuisgreat(m): 6:30am On Jan 22, 2025
These types of women will make you to simp. Please avoid them at all all cost.


https://youtube.com/shorts/b0AwH4lY2nU?si=I7Py7mV_C-ZZNfOM
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by techgen(m): 7:02am On Jan 22, 2025
So, you never met polyandry woman before or you never hear say guy dey date couple?

Google it, you’ll be amazed…and Sorry to say, if you’re well travelled and socially inclined you could’ve met one or two.


calabaman:
Too much of xvideos no good o grin

What sane man would take pleasure in seeing his lawfully|traditionally wedded wife fvcked by another man for sxual gratification.

For me, that marriage would have been over the moment I even suspect it talkless of seeing such.

Well as commenters have mentioned above, what's our business....
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by techgen(m): 7:06am On Jan 22, 2025
I have met a beautiful lady, who was looking for who to date and we began friends.

Along the line, I asked her if she was married, she gallantly said yes…that her husband is aware that she’s she is polygamous in nature and he is okay with it…I ran after that day 😩

atoliman:
A coworker was just telling about her brother issue with his current wife. He caught his soon to be wife cheating red handed and yet he went ahead to marry her. Even with kids, the woman just cheat with no remorse and the man still begging his wife not to cheat. She goes out and come home whenever she feel likes and the bro take cares of kid while the woman go out and do her own thing. Maybe na jazz they put for his head or he is just a proper definition of simp. I do not know ,Please do not be simps
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by calabaman(m): 7:06am On Jan 22, 2025
techgen:
So, you never met polyandry woman before or you never hear say guy dey date couple?

Google it, you’ll be amazed…and Sorry to say, if you’re well travelled and socially inclined you could’ve met one or two.
Heard and read same online.

But I get your point.

However, I'm not willing to share based on how I was raised.
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by techgen(m): 7:09am On Jan 22, 2025
That’s how it should be bro…but some women has weird fantasies…just pray for grace….you fit say na clear eye Pep wife take divorce am…things dey happen on code.

calabaman:
Heard and read same online.

But I get your point.

However, I'm not willing to share based on how I was raised.
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by Baronthecelebri(m): 7:22am On Jan 22, 2025
That man is a big SIMP
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by Smilleydr(m): 9:35am On Jan 22, 2025
atoliman:
A coworker was just telling about her brother issue with his current wife. He caught his soon to be wife cheating red handed and yet he went ahead to marry her. Even with kids, the woman just cheat with no remorse and the man still begging his wife not to cheat. She goes out and come home whenever she feel likes and the bro take cares of kid while the woman go out and do her own thing. Maybe na jazz they put for his head or he is just a proper definition of simp. I do not know ,Please do not be simps
Okay no wahala we go tell Timilehin ajayi make he come teach the man how to marry the woman head.
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by Felimax(m): 9:21pm On Jan 22, 2025
idahme:
What is there to think? Some people are very stupid, why don't you have such w strength or imitate such strength
You don't understand! Some of these things are deep. There are certain things men cannot say in a platform like this.

Ok,can you understand the reason why a guy will ask his girl (wife to be) to have a taste of other guys, at least one or two? My guys said I was crazy!

Till date despite she is my wife today, she literally don't joke with me.

When you are broken and healed certain things becomes your strength and your weapon.

You won't understand!
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by Felimax(m): 9:24pm On Jan 22, 2025
atoliman:
He knew she was cheating before he married her
That guy is a genius if he knows what he is doing.
No man is stupid except by choice.
You won't understand.

Lol!
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by Nobody: 12:18am On Jan 23, 2025
techgen:
I have met a beautiful lady, who was looking for who to date and we began friends.

Along the line, I asked her if she was married, she gallantly said yes…that her husband is aware that she’s she is polygamous in nature and he is okay with it…I ran after that day 😩
No in this one case at all from what his sister was telling me. I suspect maybe they use Jazz for am
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by Nobody: 12:27am On Jan 23, 2025
Felimax:
You don't understand! Some of these things are deep. There are certain things men cannot say in a platform like this.

Ok,can you understand the reason why a guy will ask his girl (wife to be) to have a taste of other guys, at least one or two? My guys said I was crazy!

Till date despite she is my wife today, she literally don't joke with me.

When you are broken and healed certain things becomes your strength and your weapon.

You won't understand!
Well i can understand but well everyone is wired different. Swingers dey when both husband and wife agree to have sex with other people and they are very okay with it. Cockold is a man that enjoys seeking other people bang his wife. But If the man is an unwilling participant and not happy with his wife cheating . It is either he is a poor or they use Jazz for am or simply a simp.
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by Clint02(m): 1:43am On Jan 23, 2025
Felimax:
That guy is a genius if he knows what he is doing.
No man is stupid except by choice.
You won't understand.

Lol!
Can you expatiate please.
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by techgen(m): 2:28am On Jan 23, 2025
Often than not, before woman go use jazz for you still really like you and ready to dey loyal. Not really the way you describe it.

atoliman:
No in this one case at all from what his sister was telling me. I suspect maybe they use Jazz for am
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by Omoawoke(m): 2:33am On Jan 23, 2025
atoliman:
A coworker was just telling about her brother issue with his current wife. He caught his soon to be wife cheating red handed and yet he went ahead to marry her. Even with kids, the woman just cheat with no remorse and the man still begging his wife not to cheat. She goes out and come home whenever she feel likes and the bro take cares of kid while the woman go out and do her own thing. Maybe na jazz they put for his head or he is just a proper definition of simp. I do not know ,Please do not be simps
Person whey una suppose gather go beat the remaining sense whey remain for him body comot
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by essentialone1: 4:04am On Jan 23, 2025
It is bad enough that a man is a SIMP.

But it gets worse when such a man produces a Son, and names him SIMPSON.
Re: The Worst Simp Story I Have Heard by essentialone1: 4:05am On Jan 23, 2025
"Simp" is a slang term that has gained popularity on the internet, particularly on social media and online forums.

A "simp" typically refers to someone who overly invests emotional energy, time, and resources into pursuing a romantic or sexual relationship with someone, often to the point of being taken advantage of or receiving little to no reciprocation.

Simp behavior can manifest in various ways, such as:

- Constantly messaging or calling someone, despite receiving little response
- Showering someone with excessive attention, gifts, or compliments
- Ignoring or downplaying one's own needs and boundaries to appease the other person
- Being overly accommodating or sacrificing one's own well-being for the sake of the relationship

The term "simp" is often used in a humorous or satirical way to poke fun at someone's overly invested behavior. However, it's essential to remember that everyone has different boundaries and comfort levels when it comes to relationships, and it's crucial to respect those boundaries and prioritize healthy communication.
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